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01-31-2007, 08:22 AM
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Reasons Why Goths Boys and Pagents Queens Are the Same (humor)
So basically this is one of those humor lists threads, add your own, and don't be offended.
1. shared love of aquanet
2. Own more makeup percapita than Texans have cows
3. Shared love of lace
4. Both tend to get hit on by drunk frat boys who's league they are out of
5. They both own more shoes than you do
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01-31-2007, 05:28 PM
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I would have to agree with the previous post Miss Hazie, except that I have (thankfully) never been hit on by drunken frat boys.
My shoes cover half my closet floor (I need to get one of those shoe shelves), and have all kinds of hair stuff in my bathroom, otherwise my naturally wavy hair makes me look like a brunette Doris Day.
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01-31-2007, 08:34 PM
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Hmmmm....
What's aquanet?
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01-31-2007, 08:37 PM
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
I would have to agree with the previous post Miss Hazie, except that I have (thankfully) never been hit on by drunken frat boys.
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I have. 
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01-31-2007, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by PersephoneX
Hmmmm....
What's aquanet?
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Hairspray that was invented in the fifties for beehives, and could probably hold hair for at least that long, it stuck around for the cure rat's nest look,
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02-01-2007, 02:03 AM
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ha ha...ok! cool!
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It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
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I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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02-01-2007, 09:30 AM
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My mum used to work at a salon, and she always (jokingly) told me that you could put up wallpaper with the gold can of Aquanet.
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02-01-2007, 05:27 PM
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Acushla! Is it just me or have you been gone a while? Good to see you back. If I had known Aquanet would have brought you back sooner, I would have sprayed my armpits solid! 
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02-01-2007, 08:23 PM
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If there was at least one macho response, this thread might have been contested.
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02-01-2007, 09:41 PM
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Uh...*tries to think of a macho response*
nevermind....i'm not feeling as manly as i was last night...CURSE YOU. BEER and MANLY MOVIES!
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It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
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02-02-2007, 06:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Miss_Hazie_Lane
5. They both own more shoes than you do
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That's a paradox...
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02-02-2007, 06:41 AM
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Originally Posted by PersephoneX
Hmmmm....
What's aquanet?
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Pretty much the best hairspay ever....
Oops...beaten like a redheaded step-child.
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02-02-2007, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Cyntrox
That's a paradox...
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How is that a paradox? Only if you go back in time and kill your own grandmother, who owns more shoes than all three...
Or something...
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02-02-2007, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Morrigan_Dubh
How is that a paradox? Only if you go back in time and kill your own grandmother, who owns more shoes than all three...
Or something...
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Well, it sais that goth males own more shoes than me... I am a goth male, so that means that I own more shoes than myself! Hence the paradox.
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02-02-2007, 10:57 AM
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6. They both get whiney when they break a nail/loose a shoe/have a bad hairday/smudge their eyeliner
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02-02-2007, 11:05 AM
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
I would have to agree with the previous post Miss Hazie, except that I have (thankfully) never been hit on by drunken frat boys.
My shoes cover half my closet floor (I need to get one of those shoe shelves), and have all kinds of hair stuff in my bathroom, otherwise my naturally wavy hair makes me look like a brunette Doris Day.
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*Laughs* I'm probably the only one here, besides you, that remembers Doris Day. :P
Dude, you have that many shoes??? Haha... I guess that makes my five pairs of shoes pretty laughable.
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02-02-2007, 11:23 AM
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I'm up to about 40 pair... But I'm not a goth boy or a pageant queen. I've also never spent more than $20 on a pair... Except once. But it was totally worth it. Delicious lace slingbacks with little brooches on the toes... Yum.
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02-02-2007, 02:31 PM
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I'm jealous DHD. I only have 14 pairs (and I just threw out several pairs after Christmas). Here are mine as they sit in the closet:
http://home.comcast.net/~bob.zox/Shoes.jpg
Yeah, most are boring. 
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02-02-2007, 02:33 PM
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2nd row, 3rd from the left-- HAWT.
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02-02-2007, 04:04 PM
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
I only have 14 pairs
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You bastard! I only have one pair. ¬¬
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02-02-2007, 04:19 PM
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I have a couple pairs of black, clunky-high-heeled oxford shoes that my mom bought me because my current pair are starting to crack around the toe-knuckles. I don't wear them because the soles are terrible, so I can't stand in them for more than 10 minutes, which is not long enough to get me through a studio class.
I have a few pairs of high-heeled sandals as well, and a pair of birkenstocks, and a pair of sneakers, and a horridly ugly pair of winter boots.
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02-02-2007, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
You bastard! I only have one pair. ¬¬
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Haha! I thought I was going to get flamed for the pointy-toed cowboy boots in the upper left corner, which I should have cropped out. I forgot about them long ago: during the 90's there was a brief boot-scootin' cowboy fad that raged through Southern California. Yes, I was caught in the tide, but it was fun while it lasted. I learned how to ride a horse, how to shoot, and who was who in the country music genre. (shamefully hangs head as he watches the Goth-o-meter lose 400 points...)
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02-03-2007, 11:08 AM
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Originally Posted by HumanePain
Acushla! Is it just me or have you been gone a while? Good to see you back. If I had known Aquanet would have brought you back sooner, I would have sprayed my armpits solid! |
Heh, yeah, I've been gone for a while. The rumours of my death were greatly exaggerated. It's good to know somebody missed me, although the image of anyone spraying their armpits with Aquanet would have made me return even if I hadn't of my own volition. XD
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02-03-2007, 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Miss_Hazie_Lane
1. shared love of aquanet
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Does a deathhawk good. Hahaha.
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04-29-2007, 03:44 PM
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*nod* very much so
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