Where's Duck gotten to?

Amarantha · 10-12-2007, 09:48 PM

I, for one, miss his immature, drug induced ranting.

Dunno 'bout you kids, but I think we should find him and drag him back by the scruff of the neck.*

What say you?

*in whatever capacity one is able to drag someone by the scruff of their neck via the internet

emeraldlonewoulf · 10-13-2007, 12:00 AM

umm.... do ducks have scruffs? I mean, i know dogs do, but... duck scruffs? Oh well, if any duck did, it would be Tha Duckman..... however, I believe another alter ego has supplanted him. I read some mention of it one one of these boards, but I don't remember exactly where. He is missed though. He brought a bit of much needed laughter around here.

LaBelleDameSansMerci · 10-13-2007, 12:16 AM

One might be able to get a grip on some feathers...

Speaking of ducks, I once saw about six ducks trying to kill another one. They were VICIOUS. I've never seen animals attack a member of their own species like that...
I was properly horrified (though I guess it's a natural function of duckness), and consequently unable to look away until my parents practically yelled at me to get in the car and stop staring at the damn birds.

I once threw a duck. I was at a conservation area, and they were trapping ducks to tag them, and we each got to take a duck by its shoulders and chuck it into the air over the river. They'd flap on their merry way, probably rejoicing in their return to open air...

TopHaggardDoll · 10-13-2007, 01:01 AM

I miss Tha Duckman....

!

And....I wanna throw a duck.

Damn it.

delicti · 10-13-2007, 06:55 AM

I believe the Duckman replaced himself with someone else, but that's a personal theory.

Underwater Ophelia · 10-13-2007, 08:14 AM

Duckman is probably taking a different kind of drug, and has morphed into Smoov, or something.

Lapin · 10-13-2007, 08:36 AM

I just thought he got bored of us and moved on to a different forum. Or got busted for drugs in RL.

Amarantha · 10-13-2007, 09:29 PM

>.<

random!

I vote we go find Duckie.

Valerius · 10-14-2007, 12:38 AM

Duck gave birth to Smoov before swimming off into the ocean to die a natural death.

Uncle Smoov · 10-14-2007, 05:40 PM

I'll have to arrest the lot of you, since you're all so obviously intoxicated. How else could it be that you think of this T. Duckmin with such high regard? If you used your brains to take your minds' reigns from your drool glands you understand that the Duckman is in Hell.

Valerius · 10-14-2007, 09:18 PM

And I suppose in your avatar that is Duckman being dragged into the briney depths by your hands?

Amarantha · 10-14-2007, 09:38 PM

Oh hush up, Smoov.

Everyone knows you were raised by *not* the Duckman and were, in fact, raised by a Belgian prostitute.

Common knowledge. :-P

Wormboy · 10-14-2007, 09:55 PM

I miss Duckman too, he was funny

Uncle Smoov · 10-15-2007, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Valerius

And I suppose in your avatar that is Duckman being dragged into the briney depths by your hands?

Yeah, way to call a freshwater lake briny, you quarter-wit. And way to be racist against the green-skinned. {Pukes in disgust}

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Originally Posted by Spamarantha

Oh hush up, Smoov.

Everyone knows you were raised by *not* the Duckman and were, in fact, raised by a Belgian prostitute.
Common knowledge. :-P

You shove that bloated tongue back into your allergic mouth. Tha Duckman was a good friend, and a good father. Just because he couldn't get any European goods without having to pay for it doesn't mean you should insult the dead. Best grab your rosary, impenitent sinner.

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Originally Posted by Worm[b

girl[/b]]I miss Duckman too.

Pansy.

Wormboy · 10-15-2007, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov

Pansy.

Cocksucker

Uncle Smoov · 10-15-2007, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Wormboy

Cocksucker

I'm gonna tell on you.

HellforgedX · 10-20-2007, 10:21 PM

Here a llama, there a llama, llama llama DUCK!

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 10-21-2007, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov

I'll have to arrest the lot of you, since you're all so obviously intoxicated. How else could it be that you think of this T. Duckmin with such high regard? If you used your brains to take your minds' reigns from your drool glands you understand that the Duckman is in Hell.

I completely agree with you. Duckman was gross and shouldn't be treated with such high respect.

MollyMac · 10-21-2007, 09:01 AM

Aww, I miss my rubber Duckie. He was funnier than duckfuck.

badteccy · 10-21-2007, 09:11 AM

Yea, at least he had a sense of humor...unlike nearly everyone who posts on this board.

MollyMac · 10-21-2007, 09:22 AM

I have a sense of humor, dammit. But, like the Spice Girls, I am simply before my time.

badteccy · 10-21-2007, 10:09 AM

Yea you do, you're pretty cool.

Wormboy · 10-21-2007, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov

I'm gonna tell on you.

Fucking waterhead

Corpsey · 10-22-2007, 12:33 AM

To Duckie, for all the memories.

In the end I quite enjoyed his mescaline humor.

Congratulations for breaking my heart
Congratulations for tearing it all apart
Congratulations you finally did succeed
Congratulations for leaving me in need

This morning I looked out my window and found
A bluebird singing but there was no one around
At night I lay alone in my bed
With an image of you goin' around in my head

Congratulations for bringing me down
Congratulations now I'm sorrow bound
Congratulations you got a good deal
Congratulations how good you must feel

I guess that I must have loved you more than I ever knew
My would is empty now cause it don't have you
And if I had just one more chance to wind your heart again
I would do things differently but what's the use to pretend

Congratulations for making me wait
Congratulations now it's too late
Congratulations you came out on top
Congratulations you never did know when to stop

- Travelling Wilburys

Amarantha · 10-23-2007, 08:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Uncle Smoov

You shove that bloated tongue back into your allergic mouth. Tha Duckman was a good friend, and a good father. Just because he couldn't get any European goods without having to pay for it doesn't mean you should insult the dead. Best grab your rosary, impenitent sinner.

*giggle* You're funny when you think you sound intelligent. ^.^