Atheist bumper sticker ideas.

[Drake Dun]

This presentation brought to you by the Evil International Atheist Conspiracy.

Copied verbatim from elsewhere. Don't ask me why the apostrophes have become superscripted numeral ones (or why Poe's name is spelled incorrectly).

1. Abstinence Makes the Church Grow Fondlers.

2. Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole.

3. Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry.

4. Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion.

5. There's A REASON Why Atheists Don't Fly Planes Into Buildings.

6. "Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." --God.

7. God Doesn¹t Kill People. People Who Believe in God Kill People.

8. If There is No God, Then What Makes the Next Kleenex Pop Up?

9. He's Dead. It's Been 2,000 years. He's Not Coming Back. Get OVER It Already!

10. All religion is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry. --Edgar Allen Poe.

11. Viva La Evolución!

12. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season.

13. I Wouldn¹t Trust Your God Even If He Did Exist.

14. Cheeses Is Lard. Argue With THAT If You Can.

15. People Who Don't Want Their Beliefs Laughed at Shouldn't Have Such Funny Beliefs.

16. Jesus is Coming? Don¹t Swallow That.

17. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!

18. GOD. - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD!

19. Jesus Told Me Republicans SUCK.

20. God + Whacky Tobacky = Platypus

21. God Doesn't Exist. So, I Guess That Means No One Loves You.

22. When the Rapture Comes * We'll Get Our Country Back!

23. Q. How Do We Know the Holy Ghost Was Catholic?
A. He Used the Rhythm Method Instead of a Condom.

24. You Say "Heretic" Like It Was a BAD Thing.

25. I Love Christians. They Taste Like Chicken.

26. Science: It Works, Bitches.

27. "Intelligent Design" -- Helping Stupid People Feel Smart Since 1987.

28. I Found God Between The Sheets.

29. I Gave Up Superstitious Mumbo Jumbo For Lent.

30. My Flying Monkey Can Beat Up Your Guardian Angel.

31. Every Time You Play With Yourself, God Kills a Kitten.

32. If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?

33. Praying Is Politically Correct Schizophrenia.

34. ALL Americans Are African Americans.

35. I Forget - Which Day Did God Make All The Fossils?

36. I Was An Atheist Until The Hindus Convinced Me That I Was God.

37. The Spanish Inquisition: The Original Faith-based Initiative

38. If We Were Made In His Image, Then Why Aren¹t Humans Invisible Too?

39. JESUS SAVES....You From Thinking For Yourself.

40. How Can You Disbelieve in Evolution If You Can't Even Define It?

41. Q. How Can You Tell That Your God is Man-made?
A. If He Hates All the Same People You Do.

42. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex.

43. I Went to Public School in Kansas and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt and a Poor Understanding of the Scientific Method.

44. WWJD = We Won. Jesus Died.

45. The Family That Prays Together is Brainwashing the Children.

46. Oh, Look, Honey Another Pro-lifer For War.

47. Another Godless Atheist for Peace and World Harmony

48. God is Unavailable Right Now. Can I Help You?

49. When Lip Service to Some Mysterious Deity Permits Bestiality on Wednesday and Absolution on Sundays.Cash Me Out. --Frank Sinatra

50. No Gods. No Mullets.

Drake

[korinna5555]

Originally Posted by Drake Dun

12. Actually, If You Look It Up, The Winter Solstice Is The Reason For The Season.

I LOVE THIS ONE!
lmao..

[Kanedawg]

I have seen "Partnership for a God-free America."

Then there's this jackass who blatantly blocks an alley by my place now and then with his van. He has a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I'm Jesus." I'm tempted to put a note on it that says, "How about if I honk because I think you're the asshole who blocks this alley?"

[Solumina]

Originally Posted by Drake Dun

42. Every Time You See a Rainbow, God is Having Gay Sex.

hehehe this one is my favorite ^.^

[korinna5555]

That one was my second favorite..

[Graveyard.Crow]

"Worship Me or I Will Torture You Forever. Have a Nice Day." --God.

FTWWWWWW

[Godslayer Jillian]

Ever seen the fish similar to the Christian fish but with the words DARWIN in it?
I think my idea is better:
A fish (with legs or no legs, doesn't matter) that says "FISH"
It's like "BAM" and that's it.
It's like saying "It's not your savior, it's a goddamn fish"
Anyone else find it funny or Oh my God am I here all alone? Because something is happening and you don't know what it is. Do you, Mr. Jones?

[Graveyard.Crow]

It's amusing
but not hilarous

[Godslayer Jillian]

True. Fair enough.

[dark_dragon_of_ice]

Originally Posted by Graveyard.Crow

It's amusing
but not hilarous

Well your amusing
but not hilarous(whatever that word is)..so there!!

[Kanedawg]

Relating to all of those fish things where one is eating another, I loved one that I saw long ago, I think on the web somewhere, that was a big monstrous fangy shark. Pretty much the final word on big fish and little fish. Which is not to say that I am an atheist.

[HellforgedX]

"My God's better than yourrrr God..."

I wonder if Jesus ever told the other kids in his school "My dad can beat up your dad!"

JESUS SAVES... because he shops at WALMART!!!

I actually have a friend who does not believe dinosaurs ever existed. Fossils are a hoax to her.

Put God in one hand and shit in the other...

[Kanedawg]

I hope you didn't misinterpret my post. It's probably not worth trying to explain where I'm coming from though. El oh well! Then there's the graffitti I came across long ago, "Jesus slaves." And my own term for televangelists is Hellevangelists, although that could simply be applied to promoting a... different belief system altogether.

[Drake Dun]

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

A fish (with legs or no legs, doesn't matter) that says "FISH"
It's like "BAM" and that's it.
It's like saying "It's not your savior, it's a goddamn fish"

Heh heh. I like it.

Drake

[Graveyard.Crow]

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

True. Fair enough.

But I still want to see a shirt like that

[HumanePain]

I saw the fish style emblem on a car that was a rocket ship with fins.

Drake: loved it, had me laughing at 3:30 AM, not easy to do.

Regarding the science based one liners: An Islamic scientist from a few centuries ago said "the Qur'an tells how to get to heaven, not how the heavens go"
or something like that.

[AngelikDemonik]

Hey now...Not ALL people that believe in religion are ignorant fools that don't believe in science. I'm Catholic and I'm in the Medical field (If I didn't understand Science, the world would be in A LOT OF TROUBLE). I don't do good things because a book tells me to, I do them because I want to. I believe in evolution and I don't shop at Wal-mart =D

Some of those were pretty funny, though.

[Duane]

Here's one I've been thinking of putting to use.

"I'm Athiest, so fuck you! In a non-sexual manner, of course."

[How Low Can You Go Moe]

Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian

Anyone else find it funny or Oh my God am I here all alone?

You see this eyeless cavefish shouting the word "Damnit!" And you say, "For what reason?" And he says "Who is it?" And you say, "What do you need?" And he screams back, "You're an idiot! Give me some eyes or else beat it. Because I know something is happening, but I don't know what it is, 'cause I'm blind as shit."

[Haunted House]

I think "Cthulhu" in a the jesus fish with face tendrils and wings works rather well. Amirite, How Low Can You Go Moe? Eh?

[Drake Dun]

Originally Posted by HumanePain

Regarding the science based one liners: An Islamic scientist from a few centuries ago said "the Qur'an tells how to get to heaven, not how the heavens go" or something like that.

If we could get religious people in general to take the same attitude, it would go a long way toward solving the problem.

Drake

[How Low Can You Go Moe]

Originally Posted by Haunted House

I think "Cthulhu" in a the jesus fish with face tendrils and wings works rather well. Amirite, How Low Can You Go Moe? Eh?

Yeah, who's needs Christ when you have Cthulhu, and his apostles, Limozeen?

[Beneath the Shadows]

Heh heh, that first one's pretty clever.

[Rorschach Twin]

17. Threatening Children With Hell Is FUN!

that one is my favorite.

[Opteron_Man]

If God Wanted People to Believe in Him, Then Why Did He Invent Logic?
I laughed my ass off at that one!
By the way, I am an Atheist.