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Forum: General 10-18-2005, 07:44 AM

Replies: 54 Poll: Christian? Views: 10,273 Posted By Toto_Kaos Wow, I thought we were just eating babies because... Wow, I thought we were just eating babies because they tasted so good with mushroom gravy...mmmm....gravy....

Forum: General 03-04-2005, 10:55 AM

Replies: 19,401 The Word Association Game Views: 1,852,785 Posted By Toto_Kaos and to think, I thought he was just trying to get... and to think, I thought he was just trying to get head...

Forum: General 02-20-2005, 01:30 PM

Replies: 19,401 The Word Association Game Views: 1,852,785 Posted By Toto_Kaos as long as I'm breathing as long as I'm breathing

Forum: General 10-26-2004, 11:55 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos Depends, are you legal? Why is it that I see... Depends, are you legal? Why is it that I see a red door I have an overwhelming urge to paint it black?

Forum: General 10-24-2004, 08:04 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos Well, having been forced to sit through many a... Well, having been forced to sit through many a naked lunch, and a few dinner parties, with my ex-fiance's nudist Buddhist parents I can deal with naked people, even those that shouldn't be. As for...

Forum: General 10-24-2004, 07:42 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos The liquid mush that forms in the bottom of the... The liquid mush that forms in the bottom of the veggie crisper when that produce you forgot about for a year finally disinagrates and turns to goo. Should I just give up on men and go back to...

Forum: General 10-24-2004, 11:52 AM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos There is only one way to find out...Anyone got a... There is only one way to find out...Anyone got a finger I can borrow? Why are people so fucking stupid?

Forum: General 10-23-2004, 06:32 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos I bet you could find better sex toys at your... I bet you could find better sex toys at your local porn store, though if nobody has made that mouse/mouse pad combo yet, whoever does could make a killing. Are my cats really conspiring against...

Forum: General 10-23-2004, 05:23 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos First I would laugh my ass off, and then tell... First I would laugh my ass off, and then tell them that next time they want to threaten me they should try telling me that if I move I am dead, so that I can reply with my favorite line from The...

Forum: General 10-21-2004, 09:35 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos Depends on how much dry ice turns you on. :wink: ... Depends on how much dry ice turns you on. :wink: Seriously, I think you would end up walking on top of it, and in the process end up being revered as the next messiah. If your signifigant...

Forum: General 10-16-2004, 11:26 AM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos That would depend on the circumstances, and how... That would depend on the circumstances, and how much money was involved. Why?

Forum: General 10-14-2004, 01:42 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos Well, considering the fact that I would qualify... Well, considering the fact that I would qualify as a "poor but honest maiden," and have a love of S&M (see, I told you I was honest) if the man wasn't dead, hell yeah! I might be kinky, but I'm not...

Forum: General 10-13-2004, 10:06 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos For me this is a very complex problem, seeing as... For me this is a very complex problem, seeing as how my laptop doesn't have a cd burner on it. However, I already know that she (yes, I refer tomy laptop as female) is an evil bitch, and this would...

Forum: General 10-05-2004, 09:59 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos That is a tie vote between organinzed religion... That is a tie vote between organinzed religion and government. What would you like your dying words to be?

Forum: General 10-05-2004, 01:09 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos Considering my propensity for sticking my foot in... Considering my propensity for sticking my foot in my mouth, I'd keep talking my usual shit, and follow the sound of my voice. When I started to sound muffled and tasting leather, I'll know I've...

Forum: General 10-04-2004, 12:38 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos Last time one of my stalkers came crashing down... Last time one of my stalkers came crashing down from my ceiling, I stapled him back up there. If he falls again, I'll use nails. If I go crazy, would you still call me Superman?

Forum: General 10-03-2004, 09:41 AM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos Depends on who the person I would be adding was,... Depends on who the person I would be adding was, and whether or not I get to keep them tied up in my closet. Do dead people taste like chicken or like fish?

Forum: General 10-02-2004, 03:14 PM

Replies: 830 Find Your Goth Name Views: 260,209 Posted By Toto_Kaos By the power vested in me by the state of... By the power vested in me by the state of insanity, I do hereby change Jane13's gothic name to Velvet Vamp, and Toto Kaos's to Bondage Slut. Life may now go on.

Forum: Fashion 10-02-2004, 11:12 AM

Replies: 78 Poll: What do you prefer?? Views: 21,082 Posted By Toto_Kaos Damn, so much for being able to give a short... Damn, so much for being able to give a short reply. With that said, here I go. Firstly, I am also a mother, and a full time chef school student, so I spend most of my time either in a chef uniform,...

Forum: General 10-02-2004, 09:50 AM

Replies: 830 Find Your Goth Name Views: 260,209 Posted By Toto_Kaos Jane, it must have confused you with me, since I... Jane, it must have confused you with me, since I am proud to be a cockworshipping bondage slut.

Forum: General 10-02-2004, 09:48 AM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos I would laugh my ass off, then I would tell him... I would laugh my ass off, then I would tell him that I don't know how I got testicular cancer, considering I am a female. Where oh where has my poor mind gone?

Forum: General 10-01-2004, 10:37 PM

Replies: 830 Find Your Goth Name Views: 260,209 Posted By Toto_Kaos I am the Velvet Vamp. Purr...I like... I am the Velvet Vamp. Purr...I like...

Forum: General 10-01-2004, 10:34 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos I'd have to go with option number three and just... I'd have to go with option number three and just show up naked. That way the fact that I was late wouldn't matter nearly as much anymore. Given the opportunity, would you really want to rule the...

Forum: General 09-30-2004, 11:23 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos Hell, they don't have to pay me for it as far as... Hell, they don't have to pay me for it as far as I'm concerned. That would just be fucking cool? How many lifetimes has your soul seen?

Forum: General 09-29-2004, 11:10 PM

Replies: 31 Poll: cheez whiz Views: 11,850 Posted By Toto_Kaos Yes, I realize I am about a month too late to... Yes, I realize I am about a month too late to comment upon this issue, but I'm going to anyway. Tonight after school (I'm at Texas Culinary Academy) me and a couple classmates were sitting around...

Forum: General 09-29-2004, 10:15 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos Fuck that, they are nothing more than drones with... Fuck that, they are nothing more than drones with guns and plastic armor. Me, I'd be the hot intergalactic porn star that they keep pictures of inside their lockers, and plastered across the walls...

Forum: General 09-28-2004, 08:19 AM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos When god talks to me, its usually to tell me to... When god talks to me, its usually to tell me to smoke more drugs, so I guess that would answer that question. Did I leave my sandwhich at your house?

Forum: General 09-25-2004, 09:34 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos Depends, are they gonna put in some kinda... Depends, are they gonna put in some kinda jewelry, so I can keep the piercings? I paid someone to put metal into my nipples, this time they can pay me! Anybody wanna help me write/direct/and star...

Forum: General 09-25-2004, 11:39 AM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos Funny you should ask, since I am sitting here... Funny you should ask, since I am sitting here smoking a bowl right now. I make it a point to deal with the world in a perpetual state of stoned in an effort to keep from killing all the stupid...

Forum: General 09-24-2004, 11:58 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos We at Kaos Inc. have scientists working around... We at Kaos Inc. have scientists working around the clock to find the answer to this question. We are going to guess though that it would be at least 75%. As soon as we have all the statistical data...

Forum: General 09-24-2004, 12:41 PM

Replies: 477 Represent! Views: 97,078 Posted By Toto_Kaos There is one minor difference between these two... There is one minor difference between these two threads. Represent merely asks you where you live, where as this thread not only wants to know where you live, but how you feel about it. Hell, if...

Forum: General 09-24-2004, 12:34 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos It's all part of the conspiracy against you. ... It's all part of the conspiracy against you. Has anyone seen my bra?

Forum: General 09-23-2004, 10:43 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos I don't try to taste it, it usually grabs my... I don't try to taste it, it usually grabs my taste buds and bitchslaps them. mmm...beer... Is Jerry Garcia playing in your eardrum too?

Forum: Fashion 09-23-2004, 12:58 PM

Replies: 15 Poll: which color? Views: 10,967 Posted By Toto_Kaos Obviously, considering that this debate was... Obviously, considering that this debate was originally waged almost a year ago, my opinion is on what color your hair should be probably doesn't make much of a difference. (I would have gone with...

Forum: General 09-23-2004, 12:19 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos You mean I have to pick just one method? My... You mean I have to pick just one method? My favorite is getting inside their mind and slowly drive them mad until they snap and kill themselves. Thank you for choosing what-a-fucker, can I take...

Forum: General 09-22-2004, 11:52 PM

Replies: 19,401 The Word Association Game Views: 1,852,785 Posted By Toto_Kaos or how to live like a rockstar even if you're dead or how to live like a rockstar even if you're dead

Forum: General 09-22-2004, 11:47 PM

Replies: 1,455 The Question Game Views: 172,232 Posted By Toto_Kaos Only if he was wearing sexy lingerie. If you... Only if he was wearing sexy lingerie. If you were the man from Nantuket, would you suck it?

Forum: General 08-22-2004, 08:46 PM

Replies: 17 Poll: .......................................and stuff. Views: 11,052 Posted By Toto_Kaos As I sit here writing this, I am still being... As I sit here writing this, I am still being struck by the irony of the fact that I, the person who is totally confused as to what the fuck people are talking about, am one of the few that isn't...

Forum: General 08-17-2004, 10:19 PM

Replies: 119 Poll: Auto-fellatio Views: 49,119 Posted By Toto_Kaos Wow. Atomsmasher, I don't know if you will get... Wow. Atomsmasher, I don't know if you will get to read this anytime soon, but when ever you do, know that I am applauding you!! Not only did you have the twisted genius needed to figure out a...

Forum: Politics 08-01-2004, 10:08 AM

Replies: 504 Poll: President Views: 68,843 Posted By Toto_Kaos I will be smokin' with the rest of the green... I will be smokin' with the rest of the green party, after casting my vote for Nader.

Forum: General 07-28-2004, 05:14 PM

Replies: 33 Poll: SPAM! (the food) Views: 12,837 Posted By Toto_Kaos Maybe its because I am a sick and twisted bitch,... Maybe its because I am a sick and twisted bitch, maybe its because I live in a city strange enough to have a yearly festival devoted that mistery composition of leftover animal parts, maybe it was...

Forum: General 07-25-2004, 02:59 AM

Replies: 32 Forum Policy Development Views: 9,486 Posted By Toto_Kaos I don't know what the fuck you were thinking LDS,... I don't know what the fuck you were thinking LDS, or how it relates to anything, but I will admit, I like your style. Now what the fuck was everyone talking about before this...interjection? ...

Forum: General 07-19-2004, 11:11 PM

Replies: 119 Poll: Auto-fellatio Views: 49,119 Posted By Toto_Kaos I don't know how much time you spend hanging out... I don't know how much time you spend hanging out with guys, but most of my friends are of the opposite sex, so I have had the pleasure of hearing more conversations about their penis's than I would...

Forum: General 07-19-2004, 12:37 AM

Replies: 119 Poll: Auto-fellatio Views: 49,119 Posted By Toto_Kaos Tiberius, I think you have asked a question... Tiberius, I think you have asked a question that has plagued man since the first time he got head. My thought is this, you are going about things the wrong way. Instead of trying to get ribs...

Forum: General 07-18-2004, 11:16 PM

Replies: 9 Poll: reading the posts Views: 6,504 Posted By Toto_Kaos Honestly, I scan through the headings to see if... Honestly, I scan through the headings to see if its anything I care about, and then I skim through the posts, reading only those that seem to say something meaningful.

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