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04-19-2006, 10:22 PM
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Happy 18th Birthday Crom Crauch!!
Happy 18th!
Now that you're legal, all sexual jokes, referances, groping and innuendos are going to be blunt, creative and will probably turn you on. As is the typical day here in Gnet.
Regardless, I hope you have a great day and you didn't get too shitfaced to read this today at some point. You are one sexy mother fucker James and I love ya for it.
Even though you are new here, you are quite welcome and you are wished the best in your transition to adult life and future.
Mucho love,
DA
*NOTE: All ass grabs, sloppy kisses and naked cake licking, etc. Are birthday fun and strongly encouraged. Thank you for flying.*
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04-19-2006, 10:26 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY CROM!!! I may not know much of ya, but if the angel approves then so do I. May it be wonderous!
Wait a sec... 18?? Can I lick you?
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-20-2006, 12:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
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Happy Birthday Crom Crauch! Gosh, I'm still illegal  We're glad you joined. 
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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04-20-2006, 12:25 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Happy Birthday Crom!
And I still fucking love your avatar!.
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Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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04-20-2006, 06:29 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Happy birthday Crom. Now come have a seat on doubi's vestigial tail I'll give you 18 wags and one to grow on.
no no don't run away!
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-20-2006, 01:04 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 380
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Happy birthday Crom. ^_^
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04-20-2006, 01:11 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: couch-surfer
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The question is, since he's already probably got all the useless plastic crap I would have given him.... what exactly DO you buy Cap'n Crunch for his birthday?
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Well, I'm laughing. And it is well meant, dear Crom.
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04-20-2006, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 380
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
I swear to god I say "crotch" and then giggle almost every single time I see your name... I'm so immature.
Happy Birthday, Crumb Crotch!  |
Cromb Crotch? Isnt it Crom Crauch?
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04-20-2006, 01:15 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I was sad when I turned 18. It meant that I couldn't commit a crime and be charged as a juvenile anymore. Mind, I never commited a crime, but the comfort of knowing that if I ever lost my temper and did, I'd get away with a slap on the wrist...
Hope you made the best of your legal consequence-free years, and Happy Birthday!
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04-20-2006, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: south, south of London
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Happy birthday! Key of the door and all that!
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04-20-2006, 07:01 PM
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Canada
Posts: 253
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Yay! Happy Birthday!
You can now officially have sex, rent porn and drink alcohol in Quebec or Alberta.
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This is me for forever
One of the lost ones
The one without a name
Without an honest heart
as compass
--Nightwish.
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04-20-2006, 07:11 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Happy Birthday, guy of the cool avatar!!
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-20-2006, 07:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: On the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda
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*finally sees this thread* happy birthday... to me? YAY!!! I didn't even know that! *grins* but anyways... let teh licking commence?
oh yeah, Demonista? you fucking love my avatar? or do you love fucking it?
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Iucunda macula est ex inimici sanguine
Quod sum eris
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04-20-2006, 10:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Corpus_Draconis
Yay! Happy Birthday!
You can now officially have sex, rent porn and drink alcohol in Quebec or Alberta.
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Yay for me being IN ALBERTA! Ya, that's right...
And we can Legally have sex at 14...
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04-20-2006, 10:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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I don't know you but happy birthday. And your avvie pwns!
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04-20-2006, 11:41 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: San Francisco, California.
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We haven't been properly introduced, but I'm wishing you a happy 18th birthday anyway. Enjoy your special day, Crom.
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04-21-2006, 12:11 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
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Ah, you're oh so -legal- now! Definitely, definitely a need to celebrate!
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-21-2006, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
I swear to god I say "crotch" and then giggle almost every single time I see your name... I'm so immature.
Happy Birthday, Crumb Crotch! |
Crumb Crotch: the result of eating too many baked goods while naked.
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-21-2006, 10:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 5
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birthdays are the malignant gift of the conformist masses.
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04-21-2006, 10:53 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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You're just another emo kid that conforms himself to the group that doesn't want to conform with anything.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-22-2006, 02:11 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Do I have to see this shit in almost every thread I open!!
What the fuck.. *ignore* Problem solved.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-22-2006, 05:40 PM
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it solves nothing. he brought friends.
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04-22-2006, 05:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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I don't think they are friends, I think he just made a bunch of different profiles
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04-22-2006, 05:48 PM
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could be, but I once saw those same profiles decend on a forum I posted on. cleared it inside a week
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