Pet Peeves

[Morrigan_Dubh]

Originally Posted by disorder

Guys who have flip-phones
When flat-chested people wear those triangle-bikinis
Popular People
Ditzy People

Pop-ups
People who say 'yellow' instead of 'hello'
Icky people (you know the sort)
Pins-and-needles

Skinny people who say that they're fat
Waking up
People who don't make eye-contact when they're talking to you
People who refuse to go away
People who chew they're fingernails

People who talk slowly
People who yell

Sunburn
When you can't get into a packet of something
People who suck on their hair
Burnt Toast
Mould

AND

Wonky Bread (you put it in the toaster and, because it's all wonky, bits of it get burnt)

All the above plus

Sticky floors - eck
People who laugh loudly to themselves at something on their computer screen.
Morans who have loud conversations on public transport.
Blatant overpricing in shops that know they have you by the balls because there is no other shops nearby.
Skid marks on toilets.
Those girls who laugh really loudly at guys' jokes.

[AbelTheLiar]

I'll go with the hip-hop/rap gripe. Even Bill Cosby pointed out that maybe the white cop is not a racist when the black kid is holding a stolen tv. And they fuck english up so badly, you can't tell what the hell they said, and they get pissed as a result.

Also one freind I have who is so obsessed with his guitar technique that I can't show him a video without him saying "It's totally not my style." Well no shit, craphead! Why the fuck do you think I showed you the damn video in the first place?! Pull your head out of your ass and watch the damn thing!

[NachtSorcier]

People with chronic body odor.
Skinny girls who complain about how fat they are.
White people who use black slang.
People who use religion as fandom.
People who monopolize conversations.
A doctor who talks to you like you're five.
When five different people tell you to do ten different things at once.
When someone offers to help me when I clearly don't need it.
People who don't clean up after themselves.
People who at restaurants act as though if they don't get their food in less than five minutes they'll starve to death.
Republicans.
Fundies.
Door-to-door Bible thumpers.
Phone solicitors.
People who call you on the phone and then don't answer.
Britney Spears.
Jessica Simpson.
Nick Lachey for marrying her.
Geico commericals.
People over the age of 12 who act like spoiled cunts when something doesn't go their way.

[SaucyFig]

People who don't take responsibility for their own actions
People who tear others down to build themselves up
Random grey hairs, I mean just grow in all at once and be done with it
The never ending flow of credit offers (Credit card companies are like the Black Plague)

[An Eccentric Cellist]

People who don't practice for orchestra rehearsal
People that talk during rehearsal
The Bassist in my orchestra
His friend that mutilated the viola simply by playing
The immature dunces that rule all my classes
People who mutilate the English language
The word ain't
Bad grammar/spelling
Racist people
People that accuse people of being racist when they are obviously not
Being spoken down to
People that tell me I'm going to hell for multiple reasons that mainly don't apply to me.
When people assume I'm dating my best friend
White people that use gangsta' slang and use book covers like durags(Sp?)
People who assume I'm a cold-hearted bitch that doesn't have a friend in the world
People that won't be quiet
Skinny girls that say they are fat
People that fear cross dressers
Ignorant people that don't feel a need to educate themselves
The fact that honors students don't get it when I'm sarcastic
Parents that only want their children to view the world in their narrow-minded ways
Narrow-mindedness
People that fear everything
Anyone that marvels at my age
Men/boys with complexes about being short
Feeling absolutely useless
People that assume that all of a race/culture/religion is bad if .001% does something very bad and highly publicized.
People that can't insult without swearing

[Godslayer Jillian]

Except for the first five, I also have those pet peeves.

[Sanctus Dei]

Originally Posted by An Eccentric Cellist

People that can't insult without swearing

Well fuck.. I guess I suck ass then.


Bwahahahaha... I slay me.
*rolls eyes*

[Wise Child]

Guys who say "thank you" after sex. Ick.

[nuksaa]

Using a urinal in the public restroom and the jackass standing next to you needs to take a peek.

Ending a sentence, spoken or written, with a preposition.

[AbelTheLiar]

Yeah, I hate pecker checkers. Although the skirt kind of invites a few stares...

EDIT: How long until I get rid of the damn perky thing?

[shattered_likeness]

*until 100 posts I believe*

I understand that this is not a list of pet peeves, but many of them are on my list. Sohere are 714 things to be cynical about

* I understand if this gets moved or copied to the Net Nuggets thread.*

[six_inch_heels]

I hate people who believe they are so much better than you and every now and then smile at you condescendingly, or don't bother to acknowledge your existence at all.
People who are so sweet its sickening.

[Sanctus Dei]

If you let their flaccid superiority involve you emotionally, then they probably are better then you.

[six_inch_heels]

No, but they are annoying.

[Solumina]

People that know I want to leave the house at 1 and start the shower at 12:15 but don't actually get in it until 12:30 and then spend 25 min taking a shower even though all they are going to do is sit on their ass and watch tv all day

When I clean up a huge mess that someone else made and then I ask that someone for a small favor (taking out the trash, putting away the dishes when the dishwasher is done, feeding the cat, etc) they get all pissy and ask why they should have to do that and say that I never do anything for them

(in other words people like my brother)

[disorder]

More things that I don't like:

Doors that dont lock or close properly
When water runs down my sleeve
Home Ec food
Being alone
Homework
The Pussy Cat Dolls. Blerrrk.
Warts
Pens that dont work
People who look at me weird...
Smokers
Over-use of the colour red
The "Australia, where the bloody hell are you?" adds
Pimples

[roserougesang]

Let's see, where do I start......

1. The enormous number of trolls that flock in here like lost sheep every month, post several shitty posts, and then disapparate after leaving a bad taste in your mouth.

2. Assholes that go on forums and chatrooms just to flame the hell out of people.

3. The large majority of the media, it seems that these days the media tries to tell you how to live your life (this is to be expected, of course, they are trying to make money), but it appears to be saying "Conform to our ideals and you will be successful in life, do otherwise and you will not be so fortunate." This is the reason why I'm a fan of Barbara Kruger's artwork, it criticizes the media for being one-sided and questions it.

4. People who judge a book by its cover. It is definitely a common peeve but there's a good reason for disliking it. If everyone is judged solely on their appearence, people fail to realise the inner beauty of some wonderful people who's beauty may not be so clearly expressed on the outside. Just like a book, if we don't bother to read a book because we don't like the cover, we may be missing out on a wonderful story.

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Originally Posted by disorder

Home Ec food

Last year in Home Ec, we made cakes then found that half the ingredients had gone off. The teacher set fire to the toast when she forgot that she was cooking it as she was teaching and we found a dead rat in the cupboard. That was my most interesting class of the year.

I hate people who think that, just because they'll probably never meet you, it's ok to insult you over the internet.

I hate it when people make fun of my lisp.

It annoys me when my friend flirts with every guy she meets, even when we're just trying to hang out.

It annoys me when I go with my friend to the skate park just to watch the guys do tricks.

It really annoys me when the internet connection is slow.

It annoys me when someone else manages to slip their post in before mine (usually due to the aforementioned slow internet connection).

[spookypurple]

People who say 'sorry' when they really should say 'excuse me' and say 'excuse me!' when they really mean *@!& off"!

[Magpie_Tendencies]

And in the same train of thought, people who say '*@!& off!' when they're in the wrong and people who don't say excuse themselves when they really should.

[spookypurple]

Hm. Oh yes.

Or people who behave in an obviously attention-seeking manner and then angrily demand "Wotcha lookin' at?"

[Magpie_Tendencies]

Or people who come up with new sayings then use them without explaining them because they know people will ask them what they mean. Or people who laugh, look around and then laugh again, waiting for someone to ask them what's funny. Which is again, attention seeking.

[spookypurple]

Deliberate enigmas... Argh!

Shoot to kill! Or... just upset their schedule a little, anyway.

[Diana]

anything warm and fuzzy, other than kittens....

[Corpsey]

Dead threads being ressurected. And my mother who is telling me to get off the computer and do my assignment which I don't have any motivation or desire to do. And racist lecturers who get away with teaching their opinions as if it's fact sheerly because it's coming from someone who's a lecturer. Oh, and boredom.