 |
|
 |
| Music Finally, an entire forum devoted to talking about Doktor Avalanche, the drum machine for the Sisters of Mercy. You can talk about other bands, or other members of that band, too, if you want to be UNCOOL. |
09-17-2006, 03:39 PM
|
#151
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Toyland, currently, nut when th gud doktor takes over, I get My OWN country! ^-^
Posts: 19
|
OH MY GOD!!!! Wake Me Up Before You Go-gO!!!! by WHAM!. I HATE IT!!! If I'm not home, my lover will record it on my answering machine!! XP
|
|
|
|
09-17-2006, 03:41 PM
|
#152
|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by X_xkillmewithwords
OH MY GOD!!!! Wake Me Up Before You Go-gO!!!! by WHAM!. I HATE IT!!! If I'm not home, my lover will record it on my answering machine!! XP
|
Might wanna check this out then.... http://media.santoalt.com/HeinekenGoth.mov
|
|
|
|
|
09-17-2006, 04:01 PM
|
#153
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Toyland, currently, nut when th gud doktor takes over, I get My OWN country! ^-^
Posts: 19
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by She_Is_My_Sin
|
I would look at it.... if it showed.... It's blocked as "POTENTIAL VIRUS THREAT." Damn AOL..... >.> <.< **whacks compy** Anyways, thanks, but what is it?
|
|
|
|
|
09-17-2006, 04:16 PM
|
#154
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
|
It's a really funny Heineken commercial. Can you access youtube?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEqVqYNjwfQ
__________________
According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
|
|
|
|
|
09-17-2006, 04:28 PM
|
#155
|
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
|
That's awesome!!!!!!!!!! 
__________________
"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
|
|
|
|
|
|
09-17-2006, 05:07 PM
|
#156
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Toyland, currently, nut when th gud doktor takes over, I get My OWN country! ^-^
Posts: 19
|
Once again, no. I HATE the internet service.....
|
|
|
|
|
09-18-2006, 05:41 AM
|
#157
|
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: CGK-SIN-MEL
Posts: 178
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BlackButterfly
I also agree that "My Humps" and anything by Sean Paul is quite literally painful to listen to...
|
Those are. . actually, sometimes, my guilty pleasure. . wegegege
::whacking herself with a hammer-shaped balloon::
Just some of them. Some are truly annoying, I agree.
I hate cheesy songs by those boybands who cry over their girlfriends more.
|
|
|
|
|
09-18-2006, 07:55 AM
|
#158
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 10
|
I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Sir Mix-a-Lot. "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." Or however that song goes.
Or maybe that one song that goes: "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." I can't remember who does it or what it's called... But it's awful.
|
|
|
|
|
09-18-2006, 07:56 AM
|
#159
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 10
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by BlackButterfly
|
Hahaha. That commercial cracked me up!
|
|
|
|
|
09-18-2006, 12:16 PM
|
#160
|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
|
Anything by Aaron Carter. Thankfully he hasn't had the nerve to release much into the U.K...
|
|
|
|
|
01-22-2007, 01:08 PM
|
#161
|
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Iron Station (Buttfuck Nowhere) NC, USA
Posts: 6
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by CreepyTendencies
That uber obnoxious B-A-N-A-N-A-S song. By Gwen Stefani? Maybe? It's crap like this that makes me avoid the radio at all costs.
|
Hollaback Girl.
Oh...and for me, worst song?
The Bum Bum Song by Tom Green.
Or Macarron Chacarron by El Mudo.
It's a bunch of hot chicks dancing around a man who is apparently retarded by the way he sings.
How else do you explain AHBULALBULBALUDABULADA as a song lyric? or Ualuealueualeuale or however you transliterate it?
Just watch the video on YouTube and you'll see what I mean.
__________________
God said "let there be light" and there was light. But when the light was, so was darkness. Each of us has the chaos from that time raging in our veins. Without chaos, there is no order.
|
|
|
|
|
01-28-2007, 01:29 PM
|
#162
|
Join Date: Nov 2006
Posts: 53
|
none of you have mentioned the dreaded la la song from ashee simpson this
is a travesty! you know you hate it.
|
|
|
|
|
01-28-2007, 01:33 PM
|
#163
|
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
Posts: 1,688
|
Ladies and gentlemen please,
Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see,
An explosion of catastrophe.
Like nothing you’ve ever seen before,
Watch closely as I open this door.
Your jaws will be on the floor,
After this you’ll be begging for more.
Welcome to the show,
Please come inside.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Ladies and gentlemen good evening,
You’ve seen and seeing is believing.
Your ears and your eyes will be bleeding,
Please check to see if you’re still breathing.
Hold tight cause the show is not over,
If you will please move in closer.
You're about to be bowled over,
By the wonders you’re about to behold here.
Welcome to the show,
Please come inside.
Ladies and gentlemen!
Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Welcome to the show..
(Welcome to the show)
We're glad you came alone..
(We're glad you came alone)
Please come inside.....
Ladies and Gentlemen!
Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Ladies and gentlemen!
Boom!
Do you want it?
Boom!
Do you need it?
Boom!
Let me hear it!
Tell me that isn't the most terrible lyricism you've ever read?!
__________________
A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
--Emily Dickinson
|
|
|
|
|
01-29-2007, 08:41 PM
|
#164
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
Posts: 2,619
|
^ Yeah, but who is it? 
For me, it's ANYTHING and EVERYTHING by HIM.
Also, that song "Lips of an Angel" by Hinder. What a pointless, shitty song! You think a guy cheating on his girlfriend is supposed to make a romantic song? What the hell is your problem?!
|
|
|
|
|
01-30-2007, 12:30 AM
|
#165
|
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Fucking google it
Posts: 347
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Darkfeeling
Las Ketchup - The Ketchup Song
Fucking. Annoying.
|
NO! You just had to remind me!!!!
Disturbed, dropping plates. (At least that's what I think its called)
__________________
Come with me on a journey
that is my wearing years,
across the not so flat planes.
|
|
|
|
|
01-30-2007, 12:39 AM
|
#166
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Zootown
Posts: 426
|
"Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy" is definitly up there. The absolute worst, however, is......
"You put your left foot in . . .
You put your left foot out . . .
You do the hokey-pokey and you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about!"
Ok, maybe not the worst song ever, but definity the most annoying to have stuck in your head!
|
|
|
|
|
01-30-2007, 05:25 PM
|
#167
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: None of your business
Posts: 37
|
Lets not forget “Jennie In a Bottle”... My ears are bleeding now just thinking about that one.
And that damned song “SMACK THAT” oh lord I’ve heard that stupid thing so many times! And it just gets worse and worse every time.
|
|
|
|
|
01-31-2007, 02:46 AM
|
#168
|
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Stockholm, Sweden
Posts: 125
|
That "Ridin' Dirty" song, and of course, "Ohio Is For Lovers"...
I abhor Ridin' Dirty, how can those people make money from those shitsongs? Grrr.
|
|
|
|
|
01-31-2007, 03:43 AM
|
#169
|
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,247
|
Quote:
|
Originally Posted by Butterfly
I'm surprised that nobody has mentioned Sir Mix-a-Lot. "I like big butts and I cannot lie..." Or however that song goes.
Or maybe that one song that goes: "You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel." I can't remember who does it or what it's called... But it's awful.
|
Those two songs are brilliant! Pure genius! Especially Sir Mix-A-Lot. I mean, c'mon -
So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun...
...So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
And I find "Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang sexy. I've never admitted that to anyone before.
Worst song ever, ever? "Silent Eyes" - Aiden. Not only are the lyrics bad, bad, bad (romaticising self-harm) but the tune is mediocre and the vocals atrocious. The man is a pathetic poseur.
But i do love Google. When I was looking for the name of this song I entered "perfect sliced skin" and got a recipe for gravy:
6 large onions (about 1.2kg), finely sliced
100g-150g pork skin (you should be able to obtain this from a good butcher),
X''D Finely sliced pork skin
__________________
Petrified for the millionth time...
Slowly my soul evaporates
|
|
|
|
|
01-31-2007, 09:58 PM
|
#170
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: None of your business
Posts: 37
|
Pardon but I like that Ridin' Dirty song it has a good beat.
Now I really don't like any of Chamillionares other songs but that ones not half bad.
|
|
|
|
|
02-01-2007, 09:00 PM
|
#171
|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
|
Even though my eyes are crazy....
The retarded song by Paris Hilton...It's on the bloody radio again!!!
I hate hate hate hate that "to the left" song by that chick with the poofy hair, on MTV...its a heap of steaming horse manure.
__________________
It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
|
|
|
|
|
02-01-2007, 09:08 PM
|
#172
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 1,021
|
Good thing I don't have mtv anymore... not that I've watched it since they actually stoped playing music...
And "Who let the dogs out" is the worst song in the world...ever...
|
|
|
|
|
02-01-2007, 09:15 PM
|
#173
|
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: With the Zombies
Posts: 2,208
|
There's Headbanger's ball and super-rock that are ok on MTV, and if i'm lucky, they play a Billy Talent video every few months...
"Who let the Dogs out" is not the worst...."Spice up your life" is!
__________________
It's not so much the pain
It's more the actual knife
Pretending the picture is perfect
I cut myself to sleep
I close my eyes for a second
And curse my fragile soul
I scream to hide that I'm lonely
The echo calls my name
*ANIMAL CRACKERS*
http://www.myspace.com/persephone_x
|
|
|
|
|
02-01-2007, 09:19 PM
|
#174
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 1,021
|
Yeah... I bought the headbangers ball euro edition (which is basically a us version) in austrailia...It was pretty good. I'll givem credit for that.
|
|
|
|
|
02-01-2007, 09:20 PM
|
#175
|
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: North Carolina
Posts: 1,021
|
OMG!! That surgeons creepy son from Nip tuck is on CSI right now!!! ehw!!!!!
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -7. The time now is 08:47 AM.
|
|
The Council of Days - traditional goth rock
