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04-08-2007, 02:35 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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my wife = plain jane
I wish my wife would get a little fashion going on, y'know? She's just satisfied wearing any old thing from wal mart. She usually wears browns, light blues, yellows and olive. Wanna see?
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y131/SG1fan1/us.jpg
I mean, I think she's really cute, she could be smokin' if she just gussied herself up a bit.
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04-08-2007, 02:37 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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What makes you think we care what your wife wears?
If you're going to bitch about your love life, go to the whining section. I'd rather ridicule you in the proper section.
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Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
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Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
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04-08-2007, 02:38 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Manchester UK
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If I was your wife, you'd be feeling my wrath for posting that.
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04-08-2007, 02:39 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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I'm going with "troll". What do you think, CLV?
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A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
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04-08-2007, 02:45 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Manchester UK
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I dunno...i dunno....I don't quite get this troll business.
I think they could both do with a make-over tho.
Wheres Trinny and Susanna when you need them?
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04-08-2007, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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A troll is someone who pretends to be something or posts deliberately inflammatory thing, specifically to provoke a reaction.
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A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
--Emily Dickinson
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04-08-2007, 02:57 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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It's the fashion forum. I thought I'd seek your advise in trying to give my wife a makeover.
My appologies. *bows humbly*
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04-08-2007, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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If your wife wants a makeover, she'll ask for one.
If you don't think she's pretty, you need to work on your relationship.
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A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
--Emily Dickinson
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04-08-2007, 02:59 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Manchester UK
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She needs more eyeliner....yeah...that'd do it.
And you do too.
Thanks for the explanation Dark Heart.
You twat.
JOKE!!!!!
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04-08-2007, 03:00 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Originally Posted by demoniac
I mean, I think she's really cute, she could be smokin' if she just gussied herself up a bit.
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Sometimes, it take an outside observer to make such things happen.
I will concede. By your leave.
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04-08-2007, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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CLV, I decided today that I like you-- even if you are a bit of a twat. 
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A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
--Emily Dickinson
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04-08-2007, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Manchester UK
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I can live with that.
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04-08-2007, 03:04 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Minneapolis, MN
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Originally Posted by demoniac
Sometimes, it take an outside observer to make such things happen.
I will concede. By your leave.
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You're not an outside observer. And you're the one who asked. If she doesn't want to make the effort, which is what you implied, a makeover isn't going to help. That would just be other people making the effort. If you think she's let herself go because of mental health issues, then you need to talk to her about it, not go on some website and bitch. If you think she's unattractive, you need to work that out between the two of you. A bunch of complete strangers on a website are not going to help mend whatever is wrong with your relationship, even if it's something as superficial as her appearance.
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A SPIDER sewed at night
Without a light
Upon an arc of white.
If ruff it was of dame
Or shroud of gnome,
Himself, himself inform.
Of immortality
His strategy
Was physiognomy.
--Emily Dickinson
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04-08-2007, 03:07 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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I'm the inside observer, you're the outside. I was referring to you.
I can see that it was a mistake to post this. I'm not bitching or being angry by any means. And I think she's attractive the way she is. No need for change. I guess I wanted her to mix it up a bit.
No harm, no foul. Moving on.
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04-08-2007, 03:12 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Manchester UK
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Eyeliner.
Trust me on this one.
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04-08-2007, 03:17 PM
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demoniac, for all you know she could be thinking exactly the same about you.
Oh and does she know that you posted her picture on here?
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04-08-2007, 03:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Wow.
Tactless.
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04-08-2007, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Manchester UK
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*waves eyeliner*
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04-08-2007, 03:29 PM
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have none of you seen those surprise makeover shows on TLC??? C'mon, people! Lighten up!
I tried being polite but that didn't seem to have any effect.
Close it. I'm sorry I asked.
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04-08-2007, 03:33 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Manchester UK
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Heyyyyyy...everybody relax.
Demon...dunny sweat it man...its no biggy.
Lets all love one another.
*sings* I'd like to teach the world to sing..in perfect haaaaarmony.
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04-08-2007, 03:53 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
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Wow, I think you're an ass for saying something like that about your wife. You should love her for her, and you shouldn't want anything more from her than that, love.
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04-08-2007, 03:59 PM
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No, I don't love my wife 'cause she's a plain jane...
Are all of you so black and white?
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04-08-2007, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
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No, but I am still sticking to my opinion on this one.
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04-08-2007, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Manchester UK
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Hey listen Demon...stop your fretting.
You did refer to your wife as a plain jane...and for that you deserve nothing less than being skinned alive.
But..lets move on.
Its not like you have killed someone.
Oooorrrrrr haaaaaave you????
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04-08-2007, 04:03 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Georgia
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You posted a pic saying she was plain...and you're right there wearing a plain red shirt...
Wow.
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