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08-16-2007, 01:51 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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3. Who is your favorite author?
That would probably be God, because he wrote the Holy Bible and stuff.
I hope you know that that is superultrawishtime untrue. It was written by his followers.
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08-16-2007, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by badteccy
It was written by his followers.
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Yessiree Bob!  Correcto-mundo.
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08-16-2007, 02:15 PM
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#53
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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I like Jesus Teen.
Wanna have beers together? I mean...Shirley Temples?
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08-16-2007, 03:09 PM
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#54
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
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or VIRGIN pina colada's?
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08-16-2007, 06:59 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: America
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Wow, some people actually took me seriously for a while there. Did not see that one coming. Nope, not at all. Oh, for the record I'm an atheist, a scientist, and not a virgin.
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08-16-2007, 07:00 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Parkersburg, WV
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Originally Posted by Jesus Teen
Wow, some people actually took me seriously for a while there. Did not see that one coming. Nope, not at all. Oh, for the record I'm an atheist, a scientist, and not a virgin.
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Well, you really didn't do a very good job.
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08-16-2007, 07:03 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: At work.
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Originally Posted by Jesus Teen
(the entire friggin' post 9 back from here!)
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THAT was radio gold! Friggin hilLARious!
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08-16-2007, 07:35 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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If you're going to make a joke don't go stabbing at sensitive subjects. No one liked it when Kramer started making racist jokes, what makes you think we liked yours. You make another joke about races that don't speak english or more specificaly the spanish and I will pay for the travel costs for everyone to first go to the homes of the gnet members that are gun collectors, then pay for them to visit your home. Frankly in doing so I would be doing the world a favor, Hitler was a guy who made fun of people who wern't born of pure german blood, don't take the next step towards being like him.
Now here is the deal you make sure that all those descriminatory things you said were all jokes to never be said again and so will the previous paragraph. I don't like people who make fun of the innocent. Right now I am a tad bit pissed off.
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08-16-2007, 07:38 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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If you are goin gto make a joke, do take the serious shit and do it first. People are too uptight.
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08-16-2007, 07:38 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Parkersburg, WV
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Originally Posted by Renatus
If you're going to make a joke don't go stabbing at sensitive subjects. No one liked it when Kramer started making racist jokes, what makes you think we liked yours. You make another joke about races that don't speak english or more specificaly the spanish and I will pay for the travel costs for everyone to first go to the homes of the gnet members that are gun collectors, then pay for them to visit your home. Frankly in doing so I would be doing the world a favor, Hitler was a guy who made fun of people who wern't born of pure german blood, don't take the next step towards being like him.
Now here is the deal you make sure that all those descriminatory things you said were all jokes to never be said again and so will the previous paragraph. I don't like people who make fun of the innocent. Right now I am a tad bit pissed off.
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I get what you're saying, and I don't know what the OP's intention was, but I just want to point out that a lot of people who make racially, religiously or sexually sensitive jokes do so to mock people who really think that way, not to be hateful. Just saying.
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08-16-2007, 08:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Originally Posted by Jesus Teen
Wow, some people actually took me seriously for a while there.
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Yah, I discovered it just a little bit too late. :P
But when I did, it was funny. Can't understand why people would call you a troll when you have not spammed, flooded, or insulted people.
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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08-16-2007, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
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Because if you don't know enough to get the joke, or enough to argue effectively, or realize that the new kid may not be the problem; then it must be a troll.
That's what people do here.
It's their thing.
It's all they have.
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08-16-2007, 09:11 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Heh, I was just starting to play "Church of no Return", just for you until I started reading all the posts and realised it was a nicely done joke.
But overdone at the part where you were going on about killing Muslims.
*Celebrates that we're all damned*
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Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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08-16-2007, 11:30 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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I'm proud to say I knew it was fake all along.
Know what gave it away? He said by the time music is playing at his funeral, he'll be in Heaven.
Now, every hardcore Christian knows that they don't go to Heaven or Hell until Judgement Day, and unless that happened the very same day this dude died, he would not be in Heaven by the time his funeral music was playing.
"I am so smart. S M R T!!"
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08-16-2007, 11:48 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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You missed an "A".
And has anyone ever read the "Fetus X" comics? They had a couple WWJD's in 'em, one in particular was funny as hell about wars in the Middle East:
Q: "Jesus, what should we do about the wars in the Middle East?"
Jesus: "I'd throw down some cardboard and start breakin'm cuz NO ONE can fight if you're all doin' the Windmill."
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08-16-2007, 11:50 PM
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Originally Posted by HellforgedX
You missed an "A".
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That's.
The.
Fucking.
Joke.
It's from the Simpsons. Even if you've never seen the Simpsons, there's no reason you shouldn't have gotten that...
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08-16-2007, 11:51 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
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You are SO DAMN EASY to annoy! It's so friggin CUTE!
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08-16-2007, 11:54 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Well I'm a bit new and after reading all this...
*blink*
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08-17-2007, 01:31 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
"I am so smart. S M R T!!"
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Oh my, that is one of my favourite Homer quotes... It's brilliant.
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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08-17-2007, 09:09 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: New England
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Originally Posted by Jesus Teen
They just really liked him a lot, it doesn't mean he was gay, duh.
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So do I. I heard he was hung like this:
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Well, saw your post below (above), so you may have to re-introduce yourself. I think your sense of humor is likely to be lost on most everyone if they only see this one.
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08-17-2007, 09:20 AM
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#71
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Down the Rabbit Hole
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JC, you are funny. Enough to actually make me laugh out loud.
But seriously, how could anyone believe he was serious from that first post? It was completely over-the-top and ridiculous. I thought everyone would start laughing......I certainly was.
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08-17-2007, 09:30 AM
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#72
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Originally Posted by HellforgedX
You are SO DAMN EASY to annoy! It's so friggin CUTE!
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I wasn't annoyed.
And it's not that I'm easy to annoy, my standards for people are just so high that most people don't reach them. And if you fall short of my standards...why be nice?
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08-17-2007, 11:40 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Originally Posted by delicti
So do I. I heard he was hung like this:
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Like what? Four inches? XD
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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08-17-2007, 11:56 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: New England
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Like what? Four inches? XD
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He's a grower, not a show-er.
You can't just walk around with omnipresent genitalia, imagine the friction burns...
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08-20-2007, 10:49 AM
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#75
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: England, South Glos, Bristol
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Welcome my child...to your dooooooooom!...LOL I love saying that.
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