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Person In A Duck Suit. · 03-09-2008, 07:39 PM

Aww, you tease me so

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Lapin · 03-09-2008, 07:42 PM

Who was teasing?

Person In A Duck Suit. · 03-09-2008, 07:45 PM

You told me so.

Lapin · 03-09-2008, 07:47 PM

That's it. (Grabs kerosene, a rag, a lighter, and a two-by-four)

C'mere Duckie. I have a surprise for you...

Person In A Duck Suit. · 03-09-2008, 07:48 PM

I like it when you burn me. It reminds me of the week we spent in Paris.

Lapin · 03-09-2008, 07:52 PM

You mean when I tried to sell you into the sex slave market for two hundred? Or when I repeatedly pounded your skull into the sidewalk underneath of the Arc d'Triumphe?

Person In A Duck Suit. · 03-09-2008, 08:00 PM

All of it! I go through the photos and it gives me a boner. Well, what's left of it, anyways, you animal, you!

Lapin · 03-09-2008, 08:01 PM

I'm not calling Animal Control to get the Mastiff off of you next time.

Person In A Duck Suit. · 03-09-2008, 08:03 PM

There you go again with the teasing! Aww, I can't not love you.

Lapin · 03-09-2008, 08:07 PM

And I can't not want to cause you horrible maiming in some shape or form.

Person In A Duck Suit. · 03-09-2008, 08:15 PM

See? We're the poifect cupple!

Lapin · 03-09-2008, 08:16 PM

We won't be much of a couple after I kill you.

Person In A Duck Suit. · 03-09-2008, 08:25 PM

I wish! I know you couldn't live without me.

prophecyofdoom · 03-09-2008, 09:12 PM

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I hate guys who are too outgoing, those who seem to know everyone. You can't have a decent walk in the park without them stopping every 5 metres to greet someone they know. And, you know, this wouldn't bother me so much if so many of the people they knew weren't girls: oh, how are you, a kiss on th cheek, a little flirt... Call me possessive if you like, but there is no WAY I am ever going to stand that kind of behaviour.

Okay, you're possessive. What is he supposed to do, ignore people he knows because he's hanging out with you? Retarded. If he's gonna meet your guy friends, expect to meet his girl friends. Maybe instead of getting butt-hurt because you aren't the only girl he's ever talked to, you should take the opportunity to meet these people, find out how he knows them, so you can get a better idea of who this guy you're dating is.

Yes and no. My best friends ex was the lead singer of a rather popular local band, and even though I myself was not his girlfriend I would find myself getting seriously annoyed how every two seconds we would have to stop to chat with different people whenever we were all out together. It was fucking disruptive, and not fun at all for us because he neither introduced us nor included us in the conversings at any point in time. We would stand there feeling invisible while he was catching up with his friends. And some of these "friends" were blantantly angling for more than friendship with Mr. Rockstar, giving him extravagant gifts, nude photos, squeezing his arm, touching his knee, playing with his hair, lifting his shirt and caressing his stomach, etc.. There isn't a woman in the world who wouldn't be at least a bit dismayed to find that a prospective significant other has an endless quantity of attractive, flirtatious female friends, and if a guy is in that situation it's up to him to make her feel comfortable with it, even if she's the most secure-with-herself woman in the world. If another woman is rubbing up against your date right there in front of you, it dosen't take such a great leap of the imagination to start to think about what's going on when you're not around. I'm betting most guys wouldn't stand for it if they were with a girl and every two seconds she had to interrupt whatever they were doing to talk to some other guys.

blackwater1110 · 03-09-2008, 11:12 PM

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Yes and no. My best friends ex was the lead singer of a rather popular local band, and even though I myself was not his girlfriend I would find myself getting seriously annoyed how every two seconds we would have to stop to chat with different people whenever we were all out together. It was fucking disruptive, and not fun at all for us because he neither introduced us nor included us in the conversings at any point in time.

That's pretty socially inept of him, or he doesn't care about you. Either way he's an ass and isn't worth hanging out with if he doesn't make sure to include his friends.

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We would stand there feeling invisible while he was catching up with his friends. And some of these "friends" were blantantly angling for more than friendship with Mr. Rockstar, giving him extravagant gifts, nude photos, squeezing his arm, touching his knee, playing with his hair, lifting his shirt and caressing his stomach, etc..

If you're going out with a guy and he allows this in front of you, drop him like a bad habit. He's obviously not taking the relationship seriously.

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There isn't a woman in the world who wouldn't be at least a bit dismayed to find that a prospective significant other has an endless quantity of attractive, flirtatious female friends, and if a guy is in that situation it's up to him to make her feel comfortable with it, even if she's the most secure-with-herself woman in the world.

If you are out on a date, this is rude of him. He should save that for time with them. If you're not out on a date, and you see he has a lot of options, then good for him. It's not his job to make you feel comfortable with the fact that he's a hot commodity. It's your job to make him realize you're better for him than they are; and if for some reason he's not interested, then move on. But don't be the sulking friend who wishes there was something with someone but doesn't do anything about it.

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If another woman is rubbing up against your date right there in front of you, it doesn't take such a great leap of the imagination to start to think about what's going on when you're not around.

Completely agreed. See above.

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I'm betting most guys wouldn't stand for it if they were with a girl and every two seconds she had to interrupt whatever they were doing to talk to some other guys.

I can say from personal experience that if I'm dating a girl seriously and she talks with other guys, I either introduce myself (as her boyfriend) and talk with them, or if their conversation is boring, then I talk to someone else. If you get upset every time your SO talks to someone of the opposite sex, that's insecurity, not a turn-off.

Underwater Ophelia · 03-10-2008, 10:50 AM

Haha, I rule.

Anyway...other turnoffs...liars. Fuck that.
Um...I actually don't have many turn-offs when I think about it. I'm cool with most things.
I dig most body types, from skinny to muscular to chubby, and I honestly love most BO. I know it's a little odd, but when my man candy (or woman candy) comes in from the hot sun and forgot to wear deodorant, I'll purr myself right into those arms.

Hm...I guess having dirty genitals would turn me off. But even then, you just inconspicuously hop into the shower and ask them to follow and you're good.

Apathy's_Child · 03-10-2008, 11:04 AM

I'm actually not that interested in girls' bodies. I mean, I'll look sometimes, I'll appreciate and all, but it really is what she's like that turns me on.

That may sound all sappy & romantic, but it's really a matter of practicality - unless she's a pervert too she probably won't allow the only things that REALLY get me hot.

Person In A Duck Suit. · 03-10-2008, 11:04 AM

Wow, you're so full of shit that my ass just got jealous!

Mir · 03-10-2008, 11:06 AM

People not dead yet.

Apathy's_Child · 03-10-2008, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Person In A Duck Suit.

Wow, you're so full of shit that my ass just got jealous!

[shits on your face] Here ya go, shove it up there and be jealous no more!

Person In A Duck Suit. · 03-10-2008, 11:19 AM

I would, but I'm better than you.

Apathy's_Child · 03-10-2008, 11:22 AM

Oh please, my shit is gold. When I take a dump, angels sing.

Person In A Duck Suit. · 03-10-2008, 11:22 AM

Gold like poo!

korinna5555 · 03-10-2008, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

know it's a little odd, but when my man candy (or woman candy) comes in from the hot sun and forgot to wear deodorant, I'll purr myself right into those arms.

I agree with you on that one.. NYOM. Musky, warm, and oh so yummy..
The deodorant I do wear is unscented and all natural (no yucky aluminum).. I greatly prefer the way I smell over flowery shit. It's gotten even better since I stopped shaving.

Uhm.. I don't like guys that hate snuggling. I am a snuggle addict.

Person In A Duck Suit. · 03-10-2008, 03:33 PM

I likes to snuggle. Once I accidentally burnt my lady friend on her cheek with a cigarette while snugglin'.