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08-05-2009, 01:12 PM
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#426
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Bill Clinton who are now deceased and enjoy preying on..........
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08-05-2009, 01:13 PM
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#427
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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innocent babies..
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08-05-2009, 01:32 PM
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#428
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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who have not yet been tainted with evil by the malevolent lord, Shagrath......
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08-05-2009, 01:34 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Who had a love for bacon...
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08-05-2009, 01:38 PM
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#430
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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which led to the extinction of pigs, which then led him to slaughter men for human bacon........
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08-05-2009, 02:14 PM
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#431
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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But before he could slaughter any men he tripped over the ditch... OF DOOM the ditch of doom that leads to the bed of flowers but these are no ordinary flowers! These, were lupines...
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08-05-2009, 03:51 PM
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And they smelled like gasoline...
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08-05-2009, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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But it was kind of dark in this ditch of doom so he lit a match...
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08-05-2009, 04:20 PM
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#434
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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which caused an enormous explosion in the pit. The fire could be seen for miles.....
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08-06-2009, 07:37 AM
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Even the hobbits could see it all the way in the shire......
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08-06-2009, 07:56 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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but Frodo could not see because his head was stuck in a...
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08-06-2009, 09:08 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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an ant hill while Gollum was........
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08-06-2009, 10:40 AM
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poking his butt...
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08-06-2009, 11:16 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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with a stick made out of.......
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08-06-2009, 11:29 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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puss. It was quite disgusting, so...
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08-06-2009, 03:45 PM
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#441
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Luke Skywalker used the force to remove it from his possession and replaced it with a lightsaber...
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Lord Whiskerton grew a stache during his 1 year absence.
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08-06-2009, 08:36 PM
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#442
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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made out the flesh of a thousand mummies. The lightsaber was an unholy and cursed instrument of unspeakable...
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08-07-2009, 07:02 AM
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#443
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power. It had the ability to obliterate the moon and was used...........
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Lord Whiskerton grew a stache during his 1 year absence.
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08-07-2009, 09:30 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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To rob a local farmer of all his mushrooms...
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08-07-2009, 09:31 AM
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Which caused him to go bankrupt and kill his family with...
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08-07-2009, 09:33 AM
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#446
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Paper mache...
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08-07-2009, 09:34 AM
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Which he found out would be a good idea for a pinata business...so he...
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08-07-2009, 09:36 AM
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#448
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Made sex doll piniatas for 3 easy payments of 49.99...
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08-07-2009, 09:38 AM
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08-07-2009, 09:39 AM
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#450
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*lmao* which caused men to not want to have sex with they're wives anymore..because the loved the pinatas so much...and
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