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08-21-2010, 10:13 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
That's a bullshit statement. The only people who say that are chicks with small tits and dudes who are dating chicks with small tits.
Besides, it's all relevant. How big are you hands?
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I think its more of a "real women have curves" thing. You try to make one group feel better about beauty standards by putting down another. Or its in the same vein as saying big tits are better.
Personally, your tits have to be concave or look painful before I find a problem with the size.
My apologies to those with concave tits, I don't mean to judge.
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08-21-2010, 11:24 AM
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#127
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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... which reminds me of one of my favorite politically incorrect jokes:
Q) Why did they call her "a pirate's delight?"
A) Because she had a sunken chest!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
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08-21-2010, 07:40 PM
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#128
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Fruitbat, don't confuse JCC. (which was Duckman's last alias before he was banned - note the period which is part of the name) with JCC (who has been JCC all along and who hasn't been banned.)
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Thank you Ben for correcting me. It's old age and senility. 
Saya **nods in agreement** People like all different things, and if your partner doesn't like the size of your boobs, then you should move on - it's all part of the package deal.
My ex wanted me to get implants - from a C cup to ginormous - I told him I'd get implants when he got a longer willy - he shut up
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08-21-2010, 07:49 PM
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#129
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Sorry wrote the post then got distracted, can't edit it.
Saya wasn't talking about you as in you. It was a general you - group plural, generalisation you. (am I making sense? probably not) - baby bat was crying again last night - stupid growth spurts. **goes off and drinks more caffiene - now bat won't shut the heck up.**
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08-21-2010, 08:37 PM
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#130
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Back in Wisconsin(thinking about invading the south)
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Thank you Ben for correcting me. It's old age and senility.
Saya **nods in agreement** People like all different things, and if your partner doesn't like the size of your boobs, then you should move on - it's all part of the package deal.
My ex wanted me to get implants - from a C cup to ginormous - I told him I'd get implants when he got a longer willy - he shut up |
Watch out, with the way technology is progressing you may end up eating your words.
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08-21-2010, 09:41 PM
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#131
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
Sorry wrote the post then got distracted, can't edit it.
Saya wasn't talking about you as in you. It was a general you - group plural, generalisation you. (am I making sense? probably not) - baby bat was crying again last night - stupid growth spurts. **goes off and drinks more caffiene - now bat won't shut the heck up.**
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No need for clarification, I understood ^_^
I would slap someone silly if they told me I should get implants.
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08-21-2010, 10:30 PM
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#132
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Originally Posted by Renatus
Watch out, with the way technology is progressing you may end up eating your words.
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And swallowing your pride, among other things.
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08-22-2010, 04:09 PM
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#133
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Renatus
Watch out, with the way technology is progressing you may end up eating your words.
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*shrugs* he's my ex - he can go and play in a rattle snake pit.
JINP - trust me, you don't want to hear the entire story. I'd be taking this thread way off topic if I posted it here. There was no hurt pride. He was an abusive controlling guy.
10 years down the track I still have an unlisted phone number and live on the otherside of the country. (which is why I don't use my real name on forums, nor have any photos of myself on the internet).
I'm not scared for my safety, I'm scared for him, because if I ever saw him again, I'd get a rude word tattooed on his forehead to warn other women to stay away from him.
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11-03-2010, 12:05 AM
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#134
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Bumping...... so who won? Definitely wasn't me - I never entered.
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11-03-2010, 12:52 AM
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#135
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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We should all consider ourselves lucky.
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11-03-2010, 02:10 AM
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#136
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
We should all consider ourselves lucky.
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Indeed you should consider yourself lucky, little kitty.
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11-03-2010, 09:20 AM
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#137
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
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Nuke you from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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11-03-2010, 11:42 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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It doesn't mean we're engaged or anything.
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11-03-2010, 02:13 PM
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#139
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Originally Posted by KontanKarite
Nuke you from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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Nah! - you know that would be a waste of a perfectly good nuclear weapon, little kitty.
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11-04-2010, 12:59 AM
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#140
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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My titties are amazing.
Actually, I used to have them pierced. Worst pain of my life. I wasn't a little girl about it, but my first thought was to fill the room with uppercuts.
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11-04-2010, 03:04 AM
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#141
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Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: In your trash can
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Versus - I think jcc. was looking for girl tittes.
Here's my latest contribution of class.... I know you are going to want to look Kontan, you just can't help yourself.
http://i736.photobucket.com/albums/x...010/images.jpg
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11-04-2010, 03:17 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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My attempt at humor. I know what he was looking for. I was looking for girl titties, too. In my search, I happened to catch an idea about what the thread is about. :x
And are those the kind of penguins that come up to Australia? I remember seeing something on TV about penguins that run around in the streets sometimes.
EDIT: Upon closer inspection, they don't really look like penguins at all.
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11-04-2010, 03:44 AM
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Versus - I took your post to be humorous.
No they are blue footed boobies.
No penguins in the streets, but where I live we have a lot of kangaroos, 2,000 car v kangaroo accidents a year.
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11-04-2010, 07:14 AM
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Kangaroos are the most singularly awesome animal in existence.
But I could be wrong. Most of what I know is from Tekken.
EDIT: Actually, no. The second most singularly awesome.
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11-04-2010, 08:53 AM
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#145
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Location: Harlem
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You're revolting and this joke is old and lame like your man's dick.
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11-04-2010, 01:12 PM
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#146
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Originally Posted by Versus
Kangaroos are the most singularly awesome animal in existence.
But I could be wrong. Most of what I know is from Tekken.
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What's the first?
They are pretty solid creatures when you hit them at speed.
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11-04-2010, 01:37 PM
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#147
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So are moose. At least the top part of the moose. The legs aren't actually that solid, but the body comes crashing through the windshield when the legs are knocked out and can easily kill the people in the front seat.
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11-04-2010, 02:18 PM
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#148
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Perhaps Canada and Australia can set up a Moose for Kangaroo trade.
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11-04-2010, 02:49 PM
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#149
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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Originally Posted by Saya
Perhaps Canada and Australia can set up a Moose for Kangaroo trade.
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We don't need Moose - up north they have cows that cross the road at random.
You can have the kangaroos - but you're going to have to knit a lot of woolly hats and jumpers for them.
Can also throw in some feral goats, camels, dogs and horses if you like - might sweeten the deal.
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11-04-2010, 03:14 PM
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#150
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by Fruitbat
We don't need Moose - up north they have cows that cross the road at random.
You can have the kangaroos - but you're going to have to knit a lot of woolly hats and jumpers for them.
Can also throw in some feral goats, camels, dogs and horses if you like - might sweeten the deal.
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Oh man, I was thinking after I posted that "I can knit them some sweaters!" Get out of my head, Charles!
Hmm...you know, I always wanted to be able to say "A dingo ate my baby!"
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