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... earlier this year my mom said I wouldn't get any Christmas presents because I said that Santa is dead.
I was like, well, I beleive he's real, but... he's just the patron saint of pawnbrokers. You have to be dead to be saint. I think that made her a little angry...
I can relate.
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"There's straw in his brains and his clothing is stained with mice and small newts and the perfectly maimed. Don't look under his hood in the place where he stood or you'll find yourself running from the rook in the wood."
-Cinema Strange
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