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02-11-2006, 06:52 AM
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Yo' mama's so gawth she invented black!
Yo' mama's so gawth she invented the hand stapling manuver.
*staples hand to forhead*
Yo' mama's so gawth Angst is her real name.
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02-11-2006, 06:58 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Yo' mama's so goth vampires are scared to drink her blood.
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02-11-2006, 07:04 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Yo' mama's so goth she was born wearing black nail polish and fishnet stockings
Yo' mama's so goth animals sacrifice themselves for her
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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02-11-2006, 08:14 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
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Originally Posted by Wise Child
^^ Yo' momma's so goth, she rose again from the smoke and killed a penguin. 
Hey, no one said goth wasa pretty.
Yo' momma's so goth, she sent you a package of penguin entrails that says otherwise! |
Why..... Just why...?
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02-11-2006, 08:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Yo momma's so goth, that she's goth..... O_O
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02-11-2006, 08:18 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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*pats E on the head* Don't worry, sweetie. It's only a metaphorical penguin.
Yo' momma's too goth to touch a real penguin, or indeed any living creature, for any purpose other than imminent sacrifice, for fear that the disgusting essence of life that ebbs through its veins should infect her and turn her into *shudder* a living entity, rather than an undead one!
DISCLAIMER: no penguins were harmed during the posting of this message.
*passes E a cup of hot tea* There you go, love. For the shock.
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02-11-2006, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Wise Child
*pats E on the head* Don't worry, sweetie. It's only a metaphorical penguin.
Yo' momma's too goth to touch a real penguin, or indeed any living creature, for any purpose other than imminent sacrifice, for fear that the disgusting essence of life that ebbs through its veins should infect her and turn her into *shudder* a living entity, rather than an undead one!
DISCLAIMER: no penguins were harmed during the posting of this message.
*passes E a cup of hot tea* There you go, love. For the shock.
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Much Obliged.
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02-11-2006, 02:42 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Yo momma's so goth that she dropped out of high school to start a deathmetal band only to find out that she sucked as a lead singer. So she decided to scream instead and people were like. "Whew, that sounds much better than her normal voice." (Yeah her normal voice... That bad)
Thus began the genre in which I don't really like so much, "Screamo"
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02-11-2006, 03:27 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
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Your Mama is so Goth she drinks red wine from the silver gauntlet of a deceased crusader.
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02-11-2006, 03:39 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Yo' momma's so goth, she's the one who shuffled the crusader off the mortal coil before she nicked his gauntlet. And to do so, she used a dagger that had tasted the blood of a thousand virgins.
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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02-11-2006, 04:23 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Yo momma's so goth, she was created by a nightmare of Edgar Allan Poe and became the inspiration of H.P. Lovecraft
Yo momma's so goth she was born dead
Yo momma's so goth, she was the reason of the dark ages
Yo momma's so goth, she will be the responsible for the Ragnarok
Yo momma's so goth, she will stay on earth forever because God and Satan are afraid of her
Yo momma's so goth, God feels better about the rest of us
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-11-2006, 04:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: the most boring place on earth (i.e. wisconsin)
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Your mammas so goth angst finds her
your mammas so goth black cats create themselves in her presence
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02-11-2006, 05:33 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I was born on a pirate ship
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Original one, here we go....
Yo mama's so gawth the Catholic church added a 11th amendment against her.
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02-11-2006, 05:34 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Yo' momma's so goth, the Pope's eyes burn when he looks at her.
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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02-11-2006, 05:53 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Yo' momma's so goth, Lucifer is her bitch
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-11-2006, 05:57 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Yo momma's so goth, that she will take over hell and make lucifer be her servant
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02-11-2006, 06:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Yo' momma's so goth, she nailed Lucifer to a crucifix and wears him round her neck.
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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02-11-2006, 06:22 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Oh, so it's about Lucifer now, huh?
Let's see...
Yo' momma's so goth, Lucifer is your little brother
(anyone got that?)
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-11-2006, 07:09 PM
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#69
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Join Date: Jan 2006
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Yo momma's so goth she is Lucifer
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02-11-2006, 08:05 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Ha, I won. In mine, she was Lucifer's mother, didn't anyone get it?
Anyway...
umm....
"Yo' momma's so goth, she made Tilo Wolff cry telling him a thousand reasons why he's not a real goth"
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-11-2006, 08:17 PM
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#71
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
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Yo Momma's so goth that roses bloom and billions of goths flock around her to write poetry about her tortured beauty wherever she is.
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02-11-2006, 08:59 PM
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#72
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: the most boring place on earth (i.e. wisconsin)
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Your mammas so goth night falls because she goes outside
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02-12-2006, 12:30 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Yo' momma's so goth, the Bible
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-12-2006, 12:32 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
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Yo' momma's so goth, the Bible foresought her coming
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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02-12-2006, 01:42 AM
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#75
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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Yo momma's so goth that her sweat is absinthe.
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