Moose Kills Man

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 09-21-2006, 06:55 PM

http://www.burlingtonfreepress.com/a.../NEWS/60921005

I live not too far away from here. Okay maybe an hour or two but still. This is kind of sad, but in a sick way I alughed. And I know that's horrible, but I haven't seen this happen before.

davethedarklord · 09-21-2006, 09:44 PM

Whom the Mooses love die young,they all have a good-looking corpse.

HumanePain · 09-22-2006, 03:22 AM

Dave, you see the silver lining of the rain cloud!

"the victim’s car was the first of three to strike the same moose . "

THREE cars struck it? Moose-zilla!

c130 · 09-22-2006, 03:41 AM

Bloody tough moose.

Child_of_Fury · 09-22-2006, 04:10 AM

Moose-crashes are almost everyday incidents in Finland. It's sad, and very devastating. If anyone has seen Gorillaz's music video "19-2000", they get a very good picture about Finnish mooses; dumb, dangerous, and always in the middle of a road.

My uncle hit a deer with his motorcycle. Luckily he wore a core-tex suit, so he didn't come even close to death. The deer, however, just wondered what bumbed into him/her and went on his/her way.

HumanePain · 09-22-2006, 05:39 PM

Riding my 10-speed one evening, I saw a herd of deer come out of the Irvine orange groves, crossing the road in front of a car.

The car's left front hit the doe in the rear, headlamp exploded in glass and sparks, the car almost losing control. It knocked the deer to the ground, which in one second, got back up, danced a deer dance in a circle for a few seconds wondering where it's friends were, and then high-tailed it outta there like a flash.

The front fender of the car was bashed in like an accordion.

PoupeeCelestia · 09-22-2006, 06:20 PM

O,o....Mmm...after laughing my serious side poped out… mmm… I believe that it´s our fault, more than any of those stupid animal´s. We always abused the space of the others XD…
But being less serious again...once my mother almost conducts a defense of concrete to avoid to a BUTTERFLY… =S…

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 09-22-2006, 06:48 PM

Mooses are dumb. We get a lot of accidents involving deer here, but normally not mooses. I say we tie up all the mooses to trees so they can't get in the way.

I know mooses is the wrong word grammatically but whatever. I like the word anyways.

Godslayer Jillian · 09-22-2006, 07:01 PM

I've always thought it was "meese"...

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 09-22-2006, 07:02 PM

I think it's just supposed to be moose for plural and single.

HumanePain · 09-22-2006, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Crying_Crimson_Tears

I know mooses is the wrong word grammatically but whatever. I like the word anyways.

Crying Crimson Tears! Haven't seen you in a while.

I have a friend we hired from Iran, our employer delivered his work computer to his office. The mouse didn't work, he got another mouse, and IT didn't work either, and in front of everyone in the office he said:
"What is the problems with all these mouses? We have too many problems with these mouses..." and everytime he would seriously complain about it, we all started laughing, and he would just look at us like we were making fun of him. We were.

OK, I guess you had to be there...

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 09-22-2006, 07:13 PM

Hello Humaine Pain!!!!! Nice to see you too!!!!!! *Heart*

*Laughs* your story is funny. But it was probably had to be there moments.

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 09-22-2006, 07:55 PM

Sorry, I added an i to your name.

HumanePain · 09-22-2006, 08:29 PM

No worries, I'm sure it was just from the excitement.

Love your new avatar by the way. If I may pry, you changed it because...?
(I liked the previous one, it gave your posts "voice" like you were talking, and you are oh so cutie-goth!

)

Godslayer Jillian · 09-22-2006, 08:48 PM

If it's not meese why is it not "gooses"?O_o

HumanePain · 09-22-2006, 09:04 PM

I have to agree, seriously, English must be damn difficult for non-native English speaking people to learn because it breaks it's own silly rules.

I would come up with some of the many examples, but I'm too tired, I.Q. is in the negative...going to hibernate for a while...

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 09-23-2006, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HumanePain

No worries, I'm sure it was just from the excitement.

Love your new avatar by the way. If I may pry, you changed it because...?
(I liked the previous one, it gave your posts "voice" like you were talking, and you are oh so cutie-goth!

)

I changed it because I have new pictures of me.

I have black hair now and I have blue lipstick I like to wear. But I tried to edit my avatar to make it fit and it was the right size but it kept telling me it wasn't, so I just changed it to this one. But thank you for the compliment!!!!

cradle · 09-23-2006, 09:26 AM

Lol...the convo between you seems a little creepy.

Seeing that humane is 50 years old...

XDDDD

HumanePain · 09-23-2006, 09:40 AM

awww...she's my adopted daughter!

That's the only way I can keep anybody reading my stories!
HAR

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 09-23-2006, 02:09 PM

It's not creepy.....he's right I am his adopted daughter.

Speaking of stories Humane have you read the recently posted comment I left for you on your story "When Bats Sleep"???

Splintered · 09-23-2006, 03:35 PM

Am I the only one who wondered what the moose was thinking?

"Ooh. What's the bright shiney...." *Bang* "Oww. What was tha..." *Bang* "Okay. What the..." *Bang* "Bloody hell eh?"

Crying_Crimson_Tears · 09-23-2006, 04:13 PM

Apparently. No one else has said anything.

HumanePain · 09-23-2006, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Splintered

"Ooh. What's the bright shiney...." *Bang* "Oww. What was tha..." *Bang* "Okay. What the..." *Bang* "Bloody hell eh?"

LOL - oh man (wiping tear) that was funny.

Sorry Crimson Tears, I must have logged off right after you posted.
I'll go take a look-see.

Splintered · 09-23-2006, 05:21 PM

I'm just thinking. That moose was hit three freaking times.
I mean, I stub my toe once and I'm grouchy.
That thing must have been pissed off.

dark_dragon_of_ice · 09-23-2006, 06:26 PM

I would think that it would be pretty dead =D