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Forum: General 11-30-2008, 09:50 AM

Replies: 621 Describe yourself in one word game Views: 70,910 Posted By Vexik One word? Broken. One word? Broken.

Forum: General 11-30-2008, 09:31 AM

Replies: 70 Which GNET member would you masturbate to? Views: 7,049 Posted By Vexik Look, Pinstripes, just because you have an... Look, Pinstripes, just because you have an awesome avatar doesn't mean I don't completely agree with you.

Forum: General 11-30-2008, 09:27 AM

Replies: 69 Name My Turtle Views: 4,526 Posted By Vexik Based on the references that have come up in this... Based on the references that have come up in this thread, I feel that I have more in common with the people here than I thought. More ideas: to'thethird - it's a /box/ turtle, right? Shoggoth...

Forum: General 11-29-2008, 10:02 PM

Replies: 69 Name My Turtle Views: 4,526 Posted By Vexik I'd suggest Venus, but if you're not willing to... I'd suggest Venus, but if you're not willing to name her after the other ninja turtles, I guess an obscure ninja turtle is out of the question.

Forum: General 11-29-2008, 12:30 PM

Replies: 108 Goth: Your Opinion Views: 9,237 Posted By Vexik I find this thread to be intriguing, informative,... I find this thread to be intriguing, informative, and in many places insightful. I also came to this forum expecting something very different, though I didn't have the nerve to put it as bluntly as...

Forum: General 11-26-2008, 05:24 PM

Replies: 11 Social Thread Views: 1,975 Posted By Vexik I think my AIM name is easy to guess. I think my AIM name is easy to guess.

Forum: General 11-26-2008, 05:21 PM

Replies: 3,238 What are you doing at this very moment? Views: 359,111 Posted By Vexik Lonely, angry, sad... I'm like a pokemon... Lonely, angry, sad... I'm like a pokemon collector of negative thoughts and feelings. What kind of pizza are you getting? I'm so upset I can't even eat.

Forum: General 11-26-2008, 05:10 PM

Replies: 3,238 What are you doing at this very moment? Views: 359,111 Posted By Vexik Wishing I had someone to talk to. Wishing I had someone to talk to.

Forum: General 08-08-2008, 11:25 AM

Replies: 333 I hate.... Views: 28,212 Posted By Vexik I hate that last hour before I /know/ I have to... I hate that last hour before I /know/ I have to go to bed, when I can't get into something because it'll keep me up, but I'm so bored not doing anything... Yeah. Does anyone else get this?

Forum: General 08-07-2008, 07:10 PM

Replies: 26 Poll: vampires vs pirates Views: 4,071 Posted By Vexik I feel like I should weigh in on this, but I... I feel like I should weigh in on this, but I think I'll just suggest this: Vampire pirate played by John Travolta.

Forum: Fashion 08-06-2008, 09:51 PM

Replies: 21 The Steampunk Thread. Views: 3,465 Posted By Vexik As much as I hate to reply to myself, I feel I... As much as I hate to reply to myself, I feel I should clarify - what do /you/ guys think of regarding steampunk? Ugh, I feel like I haven't made myself clear at all, and I can't figure out how to...

Forum: Fashion 08-06-2008, 09:23 PM

Replies: 21 The Steampunk Thread. Views: 3,465 Posted By Vexik So, I've been idly thinking about making... So, I've been idly thinking about making something for something, and steampunk seems an interesting direction (my pirate outfit is complete enough that I can do several variants). I was wondering...

Forum: General 07-07-2008, 08:12 PM

Replies: 28 The "Write Your Name Funky" game :D Views: 4,023 Posted By Vexik Vexik - eyes closed vexik - with a cutlass ... Vexik - eyes closed vexik - with a cutlass vexik - nose bdefrx cki,km - elbow

Forum: General 07-07-2008, 07:27 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,723,288 Posted By Vexik Of course, they work better if you replace the... Of course, they work better if you replace the asterisks with d e v i a n t a r t without the spaces. Why does this site hate devart so much?

Forum: General 07-07-2008, 07:26 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,723,288 Posted By Vexik Apropos of nothing, I return from a 3 week... Apropos of nothing, I return from a 3 week hiatus. Some pictures might explain my absence: First I went to local Fantasy Faire: http://vexik.**********.com/art/Thrust-90874796 Then I went to...

Forum: General 06-24-2008, 08:24 AM

Replies: 44 How many are we? Views: 5,296 Posted By Vexik Aye, I rarely post much these days. Or even... Aye, I rarely post much these days. Or even check the boards, now that I think of it. Indeed, for the next two weeks I'll be far from my computer, lost to the whimsy of gaming conventions and beach...

Forum: General 06-22-2008, 09:11 PM

Replies: 44 How many are we? Views: 5,296 Posted By Vexik /me bows to HP and Renatus. /me bows to HP and Renatus.

Forum: General 06-22-2008, 06:20 PM

Replies: 44 How many are we? Views: 5,296 Posted By Vexik A mousse bit my sister once. A mousse bit my sister once.

Forum: General 06-13-2008, 01:43 PM

Replies: 60 The time machine thread!!! Views: 6,186 Posted By Vexik Wouldn't this give you a lot of oil, but also... Wouldn't this give you a lot of oil, but also ensure a world that never used it, since there wouldn't be any for them to use?

Forum: General 06-06-2008, 12:58 PM

Replies: 17 im so goth i.......... Views: 4,369 Posted By Vexik I'm so goth, not only do I shit bats, but the... I'm so goth, not only do I shit bats, but the bats shit spiders. I'm so pirate my parrot has a pegleg.

Forum: General 06-04-2008, 02:09 PM

Replies: 120 Straight Edge Views: 13,505 Posted By Vexik Wow. I think there's some truth to the warm... Wow. I think there's some truth to the warm weather / hot tempers axiom. Summer's here and tempers flare across boards. I'm a n00b and this is the only forum I visit; maybe this is normal. I...

Forum: General 06-04-2008, 01:54 PM

Replies: 27 You know what the internet needs? Views: 4,331 Posted By Vexik Aye! Every modern pirate knows the value of a... Aye! Every modern pirate knows the value of a good spanner, and every pirate of any era knows the value of a good wench! To find both in one 'tis truly a treasure. Ye're welcome under my black...

Forum: General 06-04-2008, 01:52 PM

Replies: 115 What on earth is hot topic? Views: 11,122 Posted By Vexik That's one of the more dubious leaps of logic... That's one of the more dubious leaps of logic I've seen in recent history. Oh, and just to be clear, I /was/ being facetious. Satirical, one might say. Downright spoofy. I will endeavor to make...

Forum: General 06-03-2008, 06:16 PM

Replies: 27 You know what the internet needs? Views: 4,331 Posted By Vexik By Neptune's goatee! That ain't no wench! That... By Neptune's goatee! That ain't no wench! That clearly be a kraken with most of its arms and fins cut off. Wrapped in a tent.

Forum: General 06-03-2008, 06:13 PM

Replies: 115 What on earth is hot topic? Views: 11,122 Posted By Vexik Tea and Cake, I have to say, that's not very... Tea and Cake, I have to say, that's not very helpful at all. Seriously. I expect answers to questions on these forums, not links to answers! I can't believe you wouldn't even copy and paste the...

Forum: General 06-03-2008, 05:25 PM

Replies: 120 Straight Edge Views: 13,505 Posted By Vexik Ah, I recall my straight-edge youth. What a... Ah, I recall my straight-edge youth. What a horrible fool I was! I am of the opinion that people should try things (in general) at least once. I won't go into which things I think are on the...

Forum: General 06-03-2008, 05:16 PM

Replies: 9 Party on Wayne, Party on Garth! Views: 2,440 Posted By Vexik Congratulations, SoD! The world is your oyster -... Congratulations, SoD! The world is your oyster - hopefully you're not allergic.

Forum: General 06-03-2008, 05:15 PM

Replies: 27 You know what the internet needs? Views: 4,331 Posted By Vexik Belay yer blubberin', land-lubbers! What the... Belay yer blubberin', land-lubbers! What the internets be needin' arrrr more pirate wenches! And goth wenches! And indeed wenches of every make and model across t' board! And, because I know...

Forum: General 06-03-2008, 05:12 PM

Replies: 244 My Free Energy Project Views: 22,399 Posted By Vexik This seems to be a perfectly reasonable phrase... This seems to be a perfectly reasonable phrase for a goth site. Indeed, I am compelled to commend you for updating it to this milieu. I officially decree this phrase to be cromulent, by my power...

Forum: General 06-02-2008, 07:29 PM

Replies: 244 My Free Energy Project Views: 22,399 Posted By Vexik Opteron, if you don't already have a labcoat and... Opteron, if you don't already have a labcoat and maybe some welding goggles you can wear on your head (as opposed to your eyes), you should really think about getting them. And maybe wring your...

Forum: General 05-31-2008, 10:51 AM

Replies: 3,551 The "^" , "<" and "v" Game Views: 354,867 Posted By Vexik < hasn't seen the Universal Monster series. <'s... < hasn't seen the Universal Monster series. <'s favorite movie is Blackbeard the Pirate with Robert Newton. A little cheezy, but Teach is a complete badass in it. Plus, y'know, pirates. < has...

Forum: General 05-30-2008, 10:21 PM

Replies: 42 Spreading a dose of Cold Hard facts about UFO's Views: 4,376 Posted By Vexik This thread makes me want to cut myself with... This thread makes me want to cut myself with Occam's Razor. Maybe I can borrow Newton's.

Forum: General 05-30-2008, 09:19 PM

Replies: 46 Love Views: 5,125 Posted By Vexik GM, it has recently come to my attention - via a... GM, it has recently come to my attention - via a network of pirate spies - that you lack grammatical skills and respect for women. Verification of these facts is still underway, further bulletins as...

Forum: General 05-24-2008, 09:09 PM

Replies: 3,551 The "^" , "<" and "v" Game Views: 354,867 Posted By Vexik < is already familiar with Running Wild. < is... < is already familiar with Running Wild. < is reading Treasure Island (again). What would v do with a chest of pirate booty?

Forum: General 05-24-2008, 07:49 AM

Replies: 8 I really need your advice with this Views: 1,927 Posted By Vexik I chose my college based on two things: whether... I chose my college based on two things: whether it started with 'R' and what the weather was like when I visited it. True story, not pirate related, can't suggest that for anyone else. I mean, it...

Forum: General 05-24-2008, 07:41 AM

Replies: 3,551 The "^" , "<" and "v" Game Views: 354,867 Posted By Vexik < could swing by to make ^ a tall mug of pirate... < could swing by to make ^ a tall mug of pirate coffee (I got it at the shore and it's awesome). < could also sing a rousing sea chanty, or perhaps some other rousing activity. < invites V to sing...

Forum: General 05-24-2008, 07:36 AM

Replies: 76 Zaney Duane needs your help!!! Views: 8,466 Posted By Vexik My advice is to keep her off a pedestal and try... My advice is to keep her off a pedestal and try to meet with her person-to-person. Don't sell yourself short, man. You're pretty damn awesome yourself. She's just as lucky to have caught your eye....

Forum: General 05-22-2008, 01:02 PM

Replies: 13 Help! I'm jealous Views: 2,999 Posted By Vexik Heh. I just found this thread. I think the... Heh. I just found this thread. I think the posts say a lot about the people posting them. I'm really happy I came across G-net.

Forum: General 05-21-2008, 07:22 PM

Replies: 130 The Offical Lesbian Pirates Thread Views: 12,780 Posted By Vexik I support Korinna's supporting of boobies, on the... I support Korinna's supporting of boobies, on the basis that it helps support the overall thread's concept. (We're very supportive today)

Forum: General 05-21-2008, 07:21 PM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,442,225 Posted By Vexik Wow, SoD is only now turning 18!? I always... Wow, SoD is only now turning 18!? I always thought you were in your early 20's. Not sure why. Actually, I think a lot of people on this forum are in their late teens... and many in their early...

Forum: General 05-21-2008, 04:02 PM

Replies: 130 The Offical Lesbian Pirates Thread Views: 12,780 Posted By Vexik I support Stormtrooper's inspiring love of punk. I support Stormtrooper's inspiring love of punk.

Forum: General 05-21-2008, 03:57 PM

Replies: 130 The Offical Lesbian Pirates Thread Views: 12,780 Posted By Vexik I support this round of support. I support this round of support.

Forum: General 05-16-2008, 01:33 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,723,288 Posted By Vexik Nice pics, Solumina. 'Away we go' looks... Nice pics, Solumina. 'Away we go' looks especially whimsical. I like to imagine that if the camera pulled back, you two would be riding a dolphin-cycle, or maybe a purple rhino-scooter. In either...

Forum: General 05-15-2008, 03:43 PM

Replies: 166 Whos sexier...me or gothicus? Views: 20,749 Posted By Vexik I haven't seen a punch-out like this since Little... I haven't seen a punch-out like this since Little Mac and Bald Bull. Hit him when he charges, Little Mac!

Forum: General 05-15-2008, 07:34 AM

Replies: 186 joke thread... Views: 48,032 Posted By Vexik Did you hear about the boy who went to Las Vegas... Did you hear about the boy who went to Las Vegas looking for someone to demonstrate how to win at craps? He was looking for a positive roll model.

Forum: General 05-14-2008, 03:26 PM

Replies: 166 Whos sexier...me or gothicus? Views: 20,749 Posted By Vexik Pirate booty /is/ the sexiest of all booties. ... Pirate booty /is/ the sexiest of all booties. But not necessarily the cutest - that would be a baby booty with a kitty in it.

Forum: General 05-13-2008, 04:10 PM

Replies: 186 joke thread... Views: 48,032 Posted By Vexik Q: How many goths does it take to screw in a... Q: How many goths does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: What, and spoil the endless night? I can't take credit for that one, though I forget where I heard it. Here's one I did make: ...

Forum: General 05-13-2008, 01:28 PM

Replies: 166 Whos sexier...me or gothicus? Views: 20,749 Posted By Vexik Within this textual conceptual, I'd have to go... Within this textual conceptual, I'd have to go with the suaver writing. G to the M for the win, as they say in the common parlance.

Forum: General 05-13-2008, 01:22 PM

Replies: 12 True Love and friendship Views: 2,947 Posted By Vexik I used to think the idea of One True Love was a... I used to think the idea of One True Love was a comforting thought, but it's actually kind of depressing. I mean, what if my One True Love (or OTL) lives on another continent? Or what if I was...

Forum: General 05-11-2008, 05:42 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,723,288 Posted By Vexik Thank ye, Breathless! A quick question for ye:... Thank ye, Breathless! A quick question for ye: Why did the treasureless pirate buy a phone? To make booty calls! Arr, that were terrible. I'm ashamed.

Forum: General 05-11-2008, 05:07 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,723,288 Posted By Vexik Some blasted fool made a ********** account with... Some blasted fool made a ********** account with my name, and then had the gall to put pictures of me in it! Rumor has it that it was me, and when I get ahold of that blighter I'll ring his neck!...

Forum: General 05-11-2008, 05:04 PM

Replies: 13 You've won!.... Views: 2,325 Posted By Vexik You've won a potato-powered clock! (potato not... You've won a potato-powered clock! (potato not included) *inserts coin*

Forum: General 05-11-2008, 04:18 PM

Replies: 20 Well......... Views: 2,844 Posted By Vexik I'm out for a couple of weeks and SoD is gone and... I'm out for a couple of weeks and SoD is gone and back again? Zounds, I must have been gone longer than I thought! Is it still March? Where am I? Who am I? Sorry you left, glad you're back,...

Forum: General 04-24-2008, 06:34 PM

Replies: 55 Official dreams/goals thread Views: 10,223 Posted By Vexik Hellforged stole my answer. Though, for me,... Hellforged stole my answer. Though, for me, I no longer see the need to kill so much. Somebody's got to mine that gold and collect that wealth... for me to take.

Forum: General 04-23-2008, 04:46 PM

Replies: 278 Poll: Sexual Orientation. Views: 43,392 Posted By Vexik This has come up in G-net before, and so many... This has come up in G-net before, and so many people in this thread have brought it up I feel compelled to meet it. Sexuality is all about sex. Not love, mates. If you're not into sex with...

Forum: General 04-20-2008, 07:53 PM

Replies: 3,551 The "^" , "<" and "v" Game Views: 354,867 Posted By Vexik < feels old and depressed. Another week of... < feels old and depressed. Another week of school looms nigh. < is dying for summer vacation. < hopes he has successfully distracted all from cake (which, according to legend, is a lie). v should...

Forum: General 04-10-2008, 05:54 PM

Replies: 15 Top average members!!! Views: 2,655 Posted By Vexik I put forth that Duane is the following: ... I put forth that Duane is the following: Hilarious Radical Party Time Excellent and the Duaniest

Forum: General 04-10-2008, 05:51 PM

Replies: 90 What would you buy with a million bucks? Views: 8,304 Posted By Vexik The boat or the whores? Harr, I ask that... The boat or the whores? Harr, I ask that question too often.

Forum: General 04-10-2008, 05:49 PM

Replies: 278 Poll: Sexual Orientation. Views: 43,392 Posted By Vexik Harr, I can't believe there 'tweren't no... Harr, I can't believe there 'tweren't no 'wenchosexual' or 'hotlasswithapiratehatosexual!' I cast my lot in with the straighties because, um, I am. Arrr.

Forum: General 04-10-2008, 05:38 PM

Replies: 90 What would you buy with a million bucks? Views: 8,304 Posted By Vexik Um, I was going to post about how I'd get myself... Um, I was going to post about how I'd get myself a nice boat, made to 1700's specs, and sail around the world to see if it wouldn't kill me, but then I saw Jillian's quote. A million dollar whore?...

Forum: General 04-03-2008, 12:37 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,723,288 Posted By Vexik Harr, 'tis truly a fine vessel for plunderin'! Harr, 'tis truly a fine vessel for plunderin'!

Forum: General 04-02-2008, 07:02 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,723,288 Posted By Vexik Thanks for the compliment, Johnny - most of the... Thanks for the compliment, Johnny - most of the outfit is handmade by dear old mother. I can't seem to access your pics, though.

Forum: General 04-02-2008, 06:46 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,723,288 Posted By Vexik Oh, fine, I'll post a picture of me. ... Oh, fine, I'll post a picture of me. http://otakubooty.com/images/members/55/55739.jpg

Forum: Introductions 04-02-2008, 06:45 PM

Replies: 14 Pirate Views: 2,418 Posted By Vexik Anyone what calls himself Pirate be okay in my... Anyone what calls himself Pirate be okay in my book, mate.

Forum: General 04-02-2008, 06:21 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,723,288 Posted By Vexik As so often happens, I must concur with... As so often happens, I must concur with Stormtrooper of Death.

Forum: General 04-02-2008, 04:43 PM

Replies: 64 Who are you?! Views: 5,883 Posted By Vexik I don't know. Who am I to you? I don't know. Who am I to you?

Forum: General 03-30-2008, 02:10 PM

Replies: 3,551 The "^" , "<" and "v" Game Views: 354,867 Posted By Vexik < is always willing to hear Deep Purple. <... < is always willing to hear Deep Purple. < teaches English (or Language Arts, if ^ & v prefer) ^ should consider carefully what kind of teacher to be, because it's a lot of work to get in, and once...

Forum: General 03-29-2008, 08:14 AM

Replies: 3,551 The "^" , "<" and "v" Game Views: 354,867 Posted By Vexik ^ has a neat avatar. < is rarely sick of pasta.... ^ has a neat avatar. < is rarely sick of pasta. < is sick of school. Shame < is a teacher. V prepared for a gothtacular summer?

Forum: General 03-28-2008, 07:26 PM

Replies: 135 The Ask SOD Thread Views: 8,371 Posted By Vexik >Post deleted due to user's COMPLETE inability to... >Post deleted due to user's COMPLETE inability to write a post fast enough. User is obviously a moron, and who would let him post anything anyway? He is so fired.<

Forum: General 03-28-2008, 06:55 PM

Replies: 135 The Ask SOD Thread Views: 8,371 Posted By Vexik I hope these questions aren't /all/ related. I hope these questions aren't /all/ related.

Forum: General 03-28-2008, 06:47 PM

Replies: 135 The Ask SOD Thread Views: 8,371 Posted By Vexik >post removed because the answer was wrong, and... >post removed because the answer was wrong, and this user is too slow to post fast enough, thus keeping the post from its relevant counterpart<

Forum: General 03-28-2008, 06:46 PM

Replies: 28 Can a Female Be Too Strong? Views: 2,948 Posted By Vexik Y'know, I checked out this thread honestly... Y'know, I checked out this thread honestly expecting it to be about weightlifting-type strength. I was going to say 'no way,' and then make a joke. Maybe a pun. Oh well. I consider strength (in...

Forum: General 03-28-2008, 06:38 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik *scribbles notes to self* Arrr, eyepatches,... *scribbles notes to self* Arrr, eyepatches, eh?

Forum: General 03-28-2008, 06:35 PM

Replies: 135 The Ask SOD Thread Views: 8,371 Posted By Vexik I'm glad you posted this thread - I'd've bet... I'm glad you posted this thread - I'd've bet doubloons to donuts that you lived in Europe. I'm not sure why. And I agree with you on Ghostbusters 2. While I like the movie, it could have been...

Forum: General 03-28-2008, 06:33 PM

Replies: 15 Can you love someone so much it hurts? Views: 1,739 Posted By Vexik It's easy to love someone so much that it hurts,... It's easy to love someone so much that it hurts, but proper stretching beforehand will usually keep it from happening. Seriously, though, this sounds like a bad situation. I'll be the first to...

Forum: General 03-28-2008, 06:27 PM

Replies: 135 The Ask SOD Thread Views: 8,371 Posted By Vexik What country do you live in? Most... What country do you live in? Most disappointing movie? Favorite outfit? As regards your 'lack of move,' I recommend opening to the Four Knights Game, which I find knocks women off their feet...

Forum: General 03-28-2008, 04:21 PM

Replies: 57 Favorite Villains Views: 5,450 Posted By Vexik Two spring to mind, and to my discredit they're... Two spring to mind, and to my discredit they're not very literary. Scorpius from Farscape - A multifaceted villain who was evil largely for its expedience. Blackbeard from Blackbeard the Pirate...

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 06:59 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik I'll second that, SoD. Furthermore, anyone cool... I'll second that, SoD. Furthermore, anyone cool with Joan Jett is aces with me. Cheers, mates; I'm out for the night.

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 06:43 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik Would it be too cliche' for me to say a woman in... Would it be too cliche' for me to say a woman in a tri-cornered hat? Harr, now that be a sight quite easy on the eyes, by my reckon.

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 06:36 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik Was that a segue back to the topic? Was that a segue back to the topic?

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 06:33 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik There is clearly no other way to resolve this... There is clearly no other way to resolve this matter. Do we further hijack this thread, or is there a special battle arena for this sort of thing?

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 06:29 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik Bah! My whining is the worst of all! Both of... Bah! My whining is the worst of all! Both of your whinings are no match!

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 06:22 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik I use the Trillian, which connects to virtually... I use the Trillian, which connects to virtually all instant messaging programs, under a preeeetty obvious screen name. -edit An invitation I extend to all friendly types. Especially any...

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 06:18 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik Duane - I hope that's the beginning of a neat... Duane - I hope that's the beginning of a neat dream and not a bad porno. SoD - Stop playing bass. Trout just sound better, man. And you'll find someone. She might not be The One like Jet Li,...

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 06:04 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik Only two things to do when your expectations are... Only two things to do when your expectations are too high, mate. One is lower them. Not recommended. The second is... um... join a goth messageboard? That's what I did. And apparently so...

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 06:01 PM

Replies: 3,551 The "^" , "<" and "v" Game Views: 354,867 Posted By Vexik <Could teach the basics of the waltz, but not... <Could teach the basics of the waltz, but not well. ^ is better off without <'s help. <Is fighting the horrifying end of spring break (woo) second by second. Does V get a spring break?

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 05:47 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik *unloads bags of skulls, dice, and...* Hrm. ... *unloads bags of skulls, dice, and...* Hrm. Before I continue this, I might need you to be a bit more specific on the term 'bones.' On a topic-related bit, what do you gals think about the...

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 05:38 PM

Replies: 3,238 What are you doing at this very moment? Views: 359,111 Posted By Vexik I agree. Crap! I did it again! And on two... I agree. Crap! I did it again! And on two threads at once! I'm in too deep man, run for it! Game over, man!

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 05:37 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik Seconded, motion carried. Seconded, motion carried.

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 05:08 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik I feel educated! That answered many questions... I feel educated! That answered many questions that had bounced about my noggin. Not that I have breasts, but... um... apparently I spend a significant amount of time thinking about them.

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 04:18 PM

Replies: 3,238 What are you doing at this very moment? Views: 359,111 Posted By Vexik Feeling old. And disillusioned. I guess those... Feeling old. And disillusioned. I guess those two things are linked. Right at this second, though, I'm wondering how I keep managing to post right after Stormtrooper of Death.

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 04:13 PM

Replies: 3,551 The "^" , "<" and "v" Game Views: 354,867 Posted By Vexik < thinks ^ is pretty cool. < has to post by... < thinks ^ is pretty cool. < has to post by candlelight - how goth! V should post like a pirate, harr.

Forum: General 03-26-2008, 04:08 PM

Replies: 109 Dating an older person, socially attceptable or not? Views: 12,637 Posted By Vexik I've never dated someone older. I've tried... I've never dated someone older. I've tried younger and similar age, though. I can't recommend dating too far out of the age range until after, say, early 20s. Too much is going on. I wouldn't...

Forum: General 03-24-2008, 10:02 AM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik Blast! I was certain no woman could resist the... Blast! I was certain no woman could resist the charms of the Whiplash-stashe! Years of planning ruined! Yarr.

Forum: General 03-23-2008, 09:25 AM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik And just what's wrong with mustachios? Mine is... And just what's wrong with mustachios? Mine is almost to the point where I can curl it into a Frenchie-guy look, or Snidely Whiplash, with a little wax.

Forum: General 03-20-2008, 05:43 PM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik "Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English... "Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English."

Forum: General 03-20-2008, 11:44 AM

Replies: 157 Turn-ons Views: 13,159 Posted By Vexik Well, I've got that covered. Oh, I suppose... Well, I've got that covered. Oh, I suppose my two cents should go in, two. I mean 'too.' I like women who are sexually confident and willing to be (but need not always be) aggressive. Plus, I...

Forum: Fashion 03-17-2008, 01:32 PM

Replies: 35 Geek/nerd chic, but also Goth? Possible? Views: 4,788 Posted By Vexik I always thought 'goth' was a derivation of... I always thought 'goth' was a derivation of 'gothic architecture,' i.e. connected to the Victorian and Edwardian eras. You know, literature, style, that mass-production-industrial-gloom, and...

Forum: General 03-17-2008, 01:12 PM

Replies: 130 The Offical Lesbian Pirates Thread Views: 12,780 Posted By Vexik Assaulted by punk pirates? Load the Sex Pistols... Assaulted by punk pirates? Load the Sex Pistols and hoist the Black Flag! Prepare for a Clash - we'll Ram-ones in the front first, and blow the Magazines of the second row! These Misfits will be...

Forum: General 03-16-2008, 06:59 PM

Replies: 130 The Offical Lesbian Pirates Thread Views: 12,780 Posted By Vexik Avast me hearties! I think they be heading... Avast me hearties! I think they be heading this-a-way! (But captain, they'd have to sail into the wind to get us!) Aye, but these seem a tacky bunch. They'll be upon us in no time. Run out...

Forum: General 03-16-2008, 08:12 AM

Replies: 3,238 What are you doing at this very moment? Views: 359,111 Posted By Vexik Drinking coffee and trying to decide whether to... Drinking coffee and trying to decide whether to work on my pirate RPG rules or play Rock Band. I think Rock Band's about to win. Harr, I be one lazy pirate.

Forum: General 03-16-2008, 07:41 AM

Replies: 130 The Offical Lesbian Pirates Thread Views: 12,780 Posted By Vexik *Watches the proceedings through a spyglass.* ... *Watches the proceedings through a spyglass.* Harr, mateys. These waters have gotten downright silly. Lesbian pirates! Vibratin' cutlasses! Limpet-plantin' otters! Harrr! (Should we change...

Forum: General 03-16-2008, 07:27 AM

Replies: 61 Your Accnt Names Views: 5,546 Posted By Vexik My (nick)name has a long a stupid history. It... My (nick)name has a long a stupid history. It was 1995ish, AOL just came out with version 3.0, and my parents decided to pick it up. I was in high school, and needed a screenname. Someone had...

Forum: General 12-05-2007, 02:15 PM

Replies: 48 Why is your name __________ ? Views: 3,561 Posted By Vexik My name is Michael, and I'm named after a British... My name is Michael, and I'm named after a British carpenter with whom my mother and grandmother are good friends. He's a great guy, very mischievous and prone to absent-mindedness. I am very well...

Forum: General 11-25-2007, 10:36 AM

Replies: 393 Forced Word Association Views: 37,478 Posted By Vexik Animal Planet - World's Funniest Animals - Things... Animal Planet - World's Funniest Animals - Things That Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time - American Revolution Albatross Vlad Tepes

Forum: General 11-23-2007, 09:56 AM

Replies: 393 Forced Word Association Views: 37,478 Posted By Vexik Rice - soy sauce - Kikkoman - China - Chinese... Rice - soy sauce - Kikkoman - China - Chinese characters - writing - pencil Jamaica Astronaut

Forum: Fashion 11-07-2007, 02:11 PM

Replies: 24 finding a nice WARM goth-ish winter coat Views: 15,013 Posted By Vexik I swear by my oilskin Aussie duster, mate. ... I swear by my oilskin Aussie duster, mate. Waterproof, long, black, and durable. I wear a long-sleeve shirt as a liner, and it's pretty warm that way. They're pretty sharp-looking, too.

Forum: General 10-25-2007, 04:52 PM

Replies: 100 Bisexuality. Views: 10,172 Posted By Vexik I might be new in these waters, but I thought I'd... I might be new in these waters, but I thought I'd throw in my two cents. I support anybody that wants to be honest with themselves and about themselves, so good luck, Anarasha, and the best to...

Forum: Fashion 10-22-2007, 04:31 PM

Replies: 43 Should men wear stripy stockings? Views: 4,746 Posted By Vexik I don't know about tights, but I've got me a pair... I don't know about tights, but I've got me a pair of stripy socks! You can see it on me OtakuBooty(dot)com page. I don't know how to post pictures, or if I can post links or whatever. Harr.

Forum: General 10-20-2007, 09:09 AM

Replies: 45 What is your motto? Views: 6,050 Posted By Vexik "When life gives you cannons, fire a cannonade." ... "When life gives you cannons, fire a cannonade." I know this other one's a quote from a popular film, but I really like it: "Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate."

Forum: Literature 10-16-2007, 12:55 PM

Replies: 3,273 What Are You Reading? Views: 1,050,866 Posted By Vexik Dracula, by Stoker (by a strange but boring... Dracula, by Stoker (by a strange but boring series of coincidences) d.Nox - How do you like Origins? Is it about the language as a whole, or does it focus on spoken, written, or assimilated words?

Forum: Fashion 10-14-2007, 12:50 PM

Replies: 30 Cyber Goggle Show-off thread! Views: 12,034 Posted By Vexik The Borg have free will. It just happens to be... The Borg have free will. It just happens to be the same will throughout each one of them. Or at least, that's the theory. That would make for few plot-twists, I suppose. I always thought that it...

Forum: Fashion 10-14-2007, 12:42 PM

Replies: 18 Growing yer hair. Views: 2,704 Posted By Vexik Crucifix - if you're starting over, have you... Crucifix - if you're starting over, have you considered a career in piracy? You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts. Regarding hair, I used to have short hair but then grew it out. There was...

Forum: Introductions 10-09-2007, 02:53 PM

Replies: 20 A Vexikan intro. Views: 2,184 Posted By Vexik "Why hello there little boy, don't be shy. Step... "Why hello there little boy, don't be shy. Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy. Don't be frightened by the look in my eye- -I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky."

Forum: General 10-08-2007, 03:28 PM

Replies: 227 I'm So Goth I__________ Views: 27,381 Posted By Vexik I'm so goth I only post in dead threads. I'm so goth I only post in dead threads.

Forum: Introductions 10-08-2007, 07:49 AM

Replies: 20 A Vexikan intro. Views: 2,184 Posted By Vexik I've never felt so welcomed to a message board. ... I've never felt so welcomed to a message board. Even the death threats from ninjas are inviting. Especially since, as a pirate, I can defeat any and all ninjas.

Forum: Fashion 10-08-2007, 07:10 AM

Replies: 25 anyone doing anything on Halloween? Views: 4,228 Posted By Vexik My friend hosts a get-together every year wherein... My friend hosts a get-together every year wherein we watch a bunch of horror movies that we've not seen before (or few of us have seen). Some of us come in costume, we eat a lot of junk food. Good...

Forum: Fashion 10-04-2007, 12:51 PM

Replies: 58 Halloween costume? Views: 9,283 Posted By Vexik Until I find a way to wear my pirate clothes more... Until I find a way to wear my pirate clothes more often, I'll be going as a pirate. I know this may be difficult to believe, mates.

Forum: Fashion 10-03-2007, 04:24 PM

Replies: 413 do people ever make fun of how you look? Views: 61,191 Posted By Vexik I've worn my pirate hat around on occasion, and... I've worn my pirate hat around on occasion, and it always draws attention. I often get compliments from older people, gasps of surprise and smiles from little kids, and idle stares from the teens. ...

Forum: Introductions 10-03-2007, 02:16 PM

Replies: 20 A Vexikan intro. Views: 2,184 Posted By Vexik Thank you. I feel welcomed. I grew up, and... Thank you. I feel welcomed. I grew up, and still live, in the center of South Jersey. I mean, like, if you bisected NJ and threw a dart at the center of bottom half, it would crush my bedroom. ...

Forum: Introductions 10-02-2007, 07:20 PM

Replies: 20 A Vexikan intro. Views: 2,184 Posted By Vexik A Vexikan intro. Okay, right. And then I just press this button, right? Right. I hate introducing myself to new people, even 'net people. I never know how things will be taken, and, well, whatever. Here's the...

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