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02-02-2012, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Solumina
Dude I do not want anyone holding my hand while I pee, if one of you fuckers try I will rip your hand off and beat you with it.
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As long as it's a sexy beating, I'm down.
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02-02-2012, 02:40 PM
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#327
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dude, I don't even know where I live anymore.
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I don't mind the political debates, I can enjoy narcissism and a lesson at the same time (happy face). But, I do miss our shenanigans.
I am so down with this sexy beatings. I will hold the camera.
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02-02-2012, 05:33 PM
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#328
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Originally Posted by Versus
I bet you run the water in the sink when you use the bathroom.
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Nah I just don't know what kind of freaky perverts y'all are.
Plus it seems terribly inconvenient and inefficient to have to ask someone to let my hand go so I can wipe.
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Originally Posted by MissCheyenne
As long as it's a sexy beating, I'm down.
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Everything is sexy when you're involved.
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02-02-2012, 10:32 PM
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#329
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Jeez, no need to cry about it, ya whining bunch of pussies. Way to put people off resurrecting the motherfucking GOLDEN AGE of the lit section. This is why we can't have nice things Gnet!
Acharis, fuck these guys. You should write a new disaster movie set in Bangkok or wherever. The important thing is it consists of them all drowning and the worst of them getting eaten by crocodiles. I would so watch that shit.
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God fucking damn it, I wont finish my story because I got fucking ERASED from the forums to such an extent that it'd be pointless to come back.
I didn't just get banned, I got BUTTFUCKBANNED!
Those short chapters take fucking effort. How can I come back from losing a good two or three? How can you really do that? At least Versus got to beat the piss out of a punk ass bitch.
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02-02-2012, 10:35 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
Problem is, it's hard for anyone to write a new one right now, since nothing's really happening in the forums. If you guys want more narcissism-stroking fanfic, y'all are just gonna have to step up to the plate and do something interesting (or at least mockable). Help us help you and all that.
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Look... it's not that I don't care... well, I've been busy. I can't be awesome right now because I'm running for mayor of several hearts at school. I've got to be a leader, man. I'm pushing 28 and even though I'm new to this college thing, I can leave a good impact on these young minds. I have to make sure they know to represent justice! You understand.
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"God always picks the strangest things to get angry about. Get an abortion or gay married and he'll aim a tornado right at you.
Rip off a million poor people and Wall street has no problems. " -Rebecca B
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02-02-2012, 10:45 PM
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Dude, you're 28? I didn't know you were quite that old.
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02-03-2012, 01:52 AM
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#332
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Originally Posted by AshleyO
God fucking damn it, I wont finish my story because I got fucking ERASED from the forums to such an extent that it'd be pointless to come back.
I didn't just get banned, I got BUTTFUCKBANNED!
Those short chapters take fucking effort. How can I come back from losing a good two or three? How can you really do that? At least Versus got to beat the piss out of a punk ass bitch.
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Yeah, losing a couple of scenes from this one was a pain since I didn't have them backed up. Not that it was ever gonna be good for anything but posting here, but still. That shit was classy, man. It's a loss and deep down at its bottom, beneath the bullshit, I just know this sorry-ass world feels it keenly.
But you know, the Marquis de Sade's jailers used to take his manuscripts off him all the time and burn them. And you know what he did? He just started again, rewrote the ever-loving FUCK out of that shit, and tried out a fun new hiding-place next time they decided to play search-and-destroy. You'll notice "crying like a little puss" does not feature in that account.
In short: man the fuck up and write a Gnet script featuring Lo Pan, goddamn you.
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02-03-2012, 02:55 AM
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Shit, I'd read just about ANYTHING with Lo Pan in it.
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02-03-2012, 03:01 AM
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Motherfucker don't appreciate the value of an in-built audience, slavering for his words before he's even written one.
INGRATES, ALL OF YOU.
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02-03-2012, 03:04 AM
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I plan on writing something when I'm feeling better, I just don't have the concentration span to do it right now because my head constantly feels like it's got fucking badgers burrowing in there. When I'm up to it though, I will aid with the creation of a new golden age of G.Net fanfic.
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02-03-2012, 03:23 AM
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Awesome. I'll jump on the bandwagon as soon as someone does something worthy of ridicule.
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02-03-2012, 03:26 AM
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All we get now are half hearted spammers who aren't even worthy of mocking. Even Pothead has lost his sparkle now.
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02-03-2012, 03:30 AM
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Yeah, remember when trolls were actually funny, instead of just boring?
Duckman, Helpmann, Judge & ETS would fucking WEEP if they could see what's happened to their toilet bowl.
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02-03-2012, 03:33 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
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Their tears would cleanse us all.
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02-03-2012, 04:49 AM
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I like where this is going. I only hope these promises of fanfic won't shatter like broken dreams when they attempt to take corporeal form.
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02-03-2012, 09:00 AM
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I actually have a few posts worth of mine still on my computer. I haven't done anything with it because, like AC said, it's just not the same when it's not really relevant at the moment. Something tells me Desp and K squabbling over the controls of a helicopter wouldn't really strike a note like it would have a year ago.
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Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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02-03-2012, 09:42 AM
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#342
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And I feel my jokes about boning Versus would be gross PDA now.
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02-03-2012, 10:17 AM
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How come? Did you guys hook up IRL or something? I know it's not shame - neither of you has shown any about public dry-humping before.
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02-03-2012, 03:38 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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This is what you miss when you leave for a long time
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02-03-2012, 05:10 PM
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Who the hell is fucking acharist?
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02-03-2012, 08:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
How come? Did you guys hook up IRL or something? I know it's not shame - neither of you has shown any about public dry-humping before.
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They're totally facebook official and everything
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02-05-2012, 08:46 AM
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#347
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Originally Posted by Haejin
Who the hell is fucking acharist?
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Our new reptilian overlord. Who the hell do you think? She's a new member and there's no need to be so goddamn rude to someone you've never exachanged a fucking word with.
Jesus fucking Christ.
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02-05-2012, 08:48 AM
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#348
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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OMG OMG! Have you kissed yet? Are you going to join the military? Would you stay on a sinking ship just to hold his hand while he drowned?
If you need a maid of honor, I look fucking HOT in cerise, and you can take that to the bank.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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02-05-2012, 04:11 PM
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#349
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Join Date: Oct 2010
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
OMG OMG! Have you kissed yet? Are you going to join the military? Would you stay on a sinking ship just to hold his hand while he drowned?
If you need a maid of honor, I look fucking HOT in cerise, and you can take that to the bank.
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Somebody has had a drink or two.
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Woke up with fifty enemies plottin' my death
All fifty seein' visions of me shot in the chest
Couldn't rest, nah nigga I was stressed
Had me creepin' 'round corners, homie sleepin' in my vest.
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02-06-2012, 12:12 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Aww, don't be all suss, yo, I'm just happy for you guys. For real. I'm squeeing and shit. See, this is why we can't have nice touching Kodak moments Gnet!
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