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11-05-2006, 01:16 AM
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#126
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Fucking google it
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Yo momma's so goth she made dracula cry away in shame.
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11-05-2006, 01:19 AM
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#127
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Yo momma's so goth that when you try to touch her, her hair hisses at you.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-05-2006, 01:29 AM
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#128
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Fucking google it
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Yo momma's so goth she shits bats.
(actually I think that's an old one, if I recall correctly)
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11-05-2006, 01:33 AM
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#129
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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Yo momma's so goth... she wears black?
How'd I do? 
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Hist. Hark.
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11-05-2006, 01:33 AM
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#130
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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The universe used to be white, but yo moma's so goth, she made God paint it black.
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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11-05-2006, 01:35 AM
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#131
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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Um... silver star for effort?
::affixes star to disorder's nose::
Try something like:
Yo momma's so goth that not even light can escape.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-05-2006, 01:42 AM
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#132
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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Yo mama's so goth... she... uhh... was the Nazgûl's stylist
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11-05-2006, 01:47 AM
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#133
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: CGK-SIN-MEL
Posts: 178
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Yo' momma's so goth she created Robert Smith's hairstyle.
Yo' momma's so goth she has Andrew Eldritch at her beck and call.
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11-05-2006, 01:57 AM
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#134
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
Posts: 654
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OK disorder, you're rollin' now! ::gold star::
You know why yo momma's eyebrows have that oh-so-goth high arch? Her eyes are so scary that her eyebrows are trying to hide in her hair!
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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11-05-2006, 03:24 AM
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#135
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Los Angeles!
Posts: 499
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Yo momma is so goth, she impaled the entire football team's feet with her kinky stilletos when they wouldn't make way in the pre-game run.
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Swish swish swish...Vavoom!
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11-05-2006, 06:48 AM
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#136
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 797
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Yo momma so goth, she eats cupcakes and shits fine literature.
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord to tell everyone about that time at Ronnie's house when I smashed the beer bottle over my own head.
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11-05-2006, 08:29 AM
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#137
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
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Yo' momma's so goth her depends are made of PVC.
Yo' momma's so goth that she isn't yo' momma, she's Your Mother.
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I joke about death because it's funny when you're frightened.
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11-05-2006, 10:04 AM
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#138
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
Posts: 2,535
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Yo momma is so Goth, when she goes outside into the daylight, the sun hides in fear.
I know, lame. Shoot me.
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"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon."
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11-05-2006, 11:06 AM
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#139
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow?
Posts: 798
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Originally Posted by Delicate_Torture
Yo' momma's so goth that she isn't yo' momma, she's Your Mother.
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Hah, I liked that one.
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He said "It's all in your head"
And I said, "So's everything," but he didn't get it
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11-05-2006, 11:39 AM
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#140
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Originally Posted by cradle
Yo momma so goth, she eats cupcakes and shits fine literature.
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Originally Posted by Delicate_Torture
Yo' momma's so goth that she isn't yo' momma, she's Your Mother.
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Haha, I want to praise these two.
Umm... Yo momma's so goth, she's yo momma and yo fazha (yay for androgyny!)
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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11-05-2006, 12:27 PM
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#141
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I'm not too good at things like this but I'll have a crack at it anyway...
Yo momma's so goth she screwed the Grim reaper.
No good?
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11-05-2006, 12:53 PM
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#142
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Colorado, U.S.A.
Posts: 205
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Yo Momma's So Goth, She Has A Music Name Of "Siouxsie"
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11-05-2006, 01:59 PM
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#143
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Hell, it's other people & both of them are you
Posts: 459
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^^Yo' momma's so goth she IS Siouxsie!
Yo' momma's so goth she wee's absinthe green.
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I joke about death because it's funny when you're frightened.
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11-05-2006, 03:10 PM
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#144
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Yo momma is so goth she has her own personal darkness with her at all times.
You momma is so goth when she baths in the blood of virgins, she doesn't have standard yellow rubber duckies. Oh no, she has little black ravens swimming in her bath.
You momma is so goth she sleeps in a nailed coffin, in a tomb during the day.
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11-05-2006, 03:17 PM
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#145
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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--Yo momma's so goth, the people in the grocery store have refused to sell her any cereal other than Count Chocula
--Yo momma's so goth, people ask her to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula
cant you tell i like count chocula? XD
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11-05-2006, 03:18 PM
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#146
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Yo momma is so goth she writes in the blood of her victims.
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11-05-2006, 03:30 PM
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#147
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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yo momma's so goth, she doesnt paint her fingernails black; she bashes them with a hammer
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11-05-2006, 03:31 PM
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#148
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
Posts: 1,918
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Yo' mama so goth she farts cobwebs.
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11-05-2006, 03:34 PM
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#149
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: U.K
Posts: 1,858
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Yo momma so goth, your father is Peter Murphy...or Robert Smith...or even Andrew Eldritch....she's so goth she had them all.
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11-05-2006, 03:36 PM
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#150
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
Posts: 5,290
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yo mommas so goth, when she goes to sleep, she wakes up in the morgue
[that one was sorta lame]
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