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12-27-2006, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: the eternal suburbs
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Yo mama's so goth her love letters were the inspiration for H.P. Lovecraft's horror stories.
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According to an article in USA Today, children from single parent homes have much better verbal skills than children from two parent homes. However, children from two parent homes are far superior at bitterly sarcastic repertoire.
I'd love to see crowds of kids running away from a greased naked guy with Jesus hair.--c130
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12-27-2006, 09:48 PM
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#202
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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Yo mama is so goth, her grass cuts itself
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Better to be strong than pretty and useless
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12-27-2006, 09:55 PM
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#203
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Your Dreams
Posts: 346
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Yo mama is so goth that she sacked rome
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Gilding The Lillie Is My Idea Of Shangri-La
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01-03-2007, 02:13 AM
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#204
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: UK
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Yo momma's so goth when she dies she'll go to London
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I'm not saying that stupidity should be a capital offence, but we could remove all the warningstickers and let nature run it's course...
"Nutrizone can kiss my pale, decayed ass"
-Draconysius
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01-03-2007, 02:50 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Your mother is so Goth that she is part of an eastern Germanic tribe originating from Scandanavia, battled the Huns, and later wrote Jordanes' "Getica" in regard to her people's history.
...now THAT'S funny.
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01-03-2007, 08:38 AM
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#206
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Georgia
Posts: 797
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Originally Posted by Miss_Hazie_Lane
Yo mama is so goth that she sacked rome
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Hahahahahahahahahahaa
I think I just spit my drink out all over the keyboard.
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord to tell everyone about that time at Ronnie's house when I smashed the beer bottle over my own head.
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01-03-2007, 10:25 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Your Dreams
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Originally Posted by cradle
Hahahahahahahahahahaa
I think I just spit my drink out all over the keyboard.
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Well apparently I'm good at making people spit out food... interesting talent
Yo mama's so goth that she starts to melt if she sets foot in hottopic
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Gilding The Lillie Is My Idea Of Shangri-La
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01-03-2007, 10:31 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Georgia
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Yo momma so goth, peter murphy worships her. (Laaaaamme)
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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep. If I should die before I wake, I pray the Lord to tell everyone about that time at Ronnie's house when I smashed the beer bottle over my own head.
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01-03-2007, 12:46 PM
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#209
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Your Dreams
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Yo Mamma's so goth she owns all the stock in the company that makes aquanet
Yo mama's so goth that Neil Gaimen had her pose when he drew death (whee comic nerd refference)
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Gilding The Lillie Is My Idea Of Shangri-La
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01-03-2007, 01:04 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South of the Unseelie Court
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I *heart* Neil Gaiman! *squeals like a fan girl*
Your mama's so Goth that Death itself asked for her autograph.
Your mama's so Goth that she has her favorite corset shop on speed dial.
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Some people are alive simply
because it is illegal to kill them.
~ A wise old bumpersticker
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01-03-2007, 01:52 PM
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#211
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
Posts: 2,535
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Your momma is so Goth the night is afraid of her.
LAAAAAMMEEEEE ASS!!!!
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"Tigers love pepper, they hate cinnamon."
-Zach Galifianakis
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01-03-2007, 02:58 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Yo' mama is so goth she came to this world through the mirror mask (Neil Gaiman fans will get it)
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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01-03-2007, 03:03 PM
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#213
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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I bought that film the other day.....
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01-03-2007, 04:55 PM
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#214
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: NoVA
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yo momma is so goth, when she says grace at dinner, she says "goth is great, goth is good..."
(lame, i know...shoot me)
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Autonomy Not Uniformity
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01-04-2007, 07:38 AM
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#215
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Your Dreams
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Yo mamma's so goth she makes the marquis de sade look cuddley and romantic
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Gilding The Lillie Is My Idea Of Shangri-La
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01-04-2007, 10:01 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Yo' Mama is so goth, her dick is black (that's right, her dick)
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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01-04-2007, 10:59 PM
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#217
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Canada, BC
Posts: 1,949
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Wow just wow
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Better to be strong than pretty and useless
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01-04-2007, 11:59 PM
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#218
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Lithuania
Posts: 123
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Yo' momma is so goth, she wears PVC pijamas
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01-05-2007, 02:03 PM
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#219
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Your Dreams
Posts: 346
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Yo' Mama is so goth, her dick is black (that's right, her dick)
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...well yeah, who doesn't own a strap on... maybe I have weird friends
Umm,
yo mamma's so goth that she gets her cookie recipe from Macbeth
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01-06-2007, 03:02 PM
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#220
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Yo mama so Goth
Like the proverbial moth
She is singed by the Sun
So from light she must run
Goth is so your mama
That she even quotes from Rama
And she will also lure ya
with treats from Kama Sutra!
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01-06-2007, 04:03 PM
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#221
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Your mama is so goth, I'm wasting my time typing this shit out.
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01-14-2007, 12:13 PM
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#222
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Lithuania
Posts: 123
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If mamma's so goth, where were she when we sacked Rome??
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01-14-2007, 07:39 PM
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#223
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: elsewhere
Posts: 2,015
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Yo' Mamma's so goth, she makes her Ts like upside-down crosses.
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Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wonder where you're at.
Up above the world you fly
Like a tea-tray in the sky.
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01-15-2007, 05:56 AM
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#224
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Lithuania
Posts: 123
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Yo' mamma's so goth, she writes everything in black on a black paper
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01-15-2007, 06:03 AM
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#225
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: South of the Unseelie Court
Posts: 415
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Your mama's so goth she blushes black everytime this thread is brought to her attention.
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Some people are alive simply
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~ A wise old bumpersticker
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