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Forum: Whining 02-03-2009, 10:24 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,423
The green bitch that he flipped over, fucked in...

The green bitch that he flipped over, fucked in the ass, gave an STD to, and then "forgot" to call ever again.
Forum: General 02-03-2009, 10:18 PM
Replies: 198
Views: 17,160
I think you're a little mixed up. Atheists don't...

I think you're a little mixed up. Atheists don't look at the lack of evidence for the existence of God and say "There's no evidence, therefore God doesn't exist." They say "There's no evidence,...
Forum: Whining 02-03-2009, 04:50 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 17,801
And where you're not needed as well, apparently. ...

And where you're not needed as well, apparently.

Quick! I need you in this coffin!
Forum: Whining 02-01-2009, 06:01 PM
Replies: 88
Views: 17,801
Favorite: Roswell Stupidest: Global warming is...

Favorite: Roswell
Stupidest: Global warming is a hoax
Forum: Spooky News 02-01-2009, 03:34 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 16,518
Now I want a hoagie.

Now I want a hoagie.
Forum: Spooky News 02-01-2009, 03:33 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 16,518
Actually, it was the "people refuse to watch out...

Actually, it was the "people refuse to watch out for one another" part that was key.
Forum: Music 01-31-2009, 11:27 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"On a Plain" by Nirvana

"On a Plain" by Nirvana
Forum: Spooky News 01-31-2009, 11:25 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 16,518
Hey, everyone, people refuse to watch out for one...

Hey, everyone, people refuse to watch out for one another and as a result old men die, so let's all argue semantics! Fuck yeah!
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 01-31-2009, 03:11 PM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 1,183,531
^ I'm thinking about watching that later on today.

^ I'm thinking about watching that later on today.
Forum: Spooky News 01-30-2009, 01:44 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 16,518
Are you really that stupid, or do you deserve an...

Are you really that stupid, or do you deserve an Oscar?
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 01-30-2009, 01:34 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 1,183,531
Soylent Green

Soylent Green
Forum: General 01-29-2009, 05:32 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 402,082
Waiting for dough to rise so I can finish making...

Waiting for dough to rise so I can finish making bread.
Forum: Spooky News 01-29-2009, 05:17 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 4,356
Could be worse. It could be vampires.

Could be worse. It could be vampires.
Forum: Spooky News 01-29-2009, 12:01 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 16,518
Okay, so it was four months of unpaid bills...

Okay, so it was four months of unpaid bills rather than almost a year like I said earlier. (In my experience, the average monthly electric bill is $100, so I went with that.)

That doesn't change...
Forum: Music 01-28-2009, 10:33 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"Ball and Chain" by Social Distortion

"Ball and Chain" by Social Distortion
Forum: Whining 01-28-2009, 02:17 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 2,893
Dear lord... titballs.

Dear lord... titballs.
Forum: Spooky News 01-28-2009, 07:35 AM
Replies: 123
Views: 16,518
And just why, exactly, should the government have...

And just why, exactly, should the government have to deal with a situation that no one bothered to inform them of?



Right, because that kind of stuff never happens in Europe.

Oh, wait, it...
Forum: Spooky News 01-27-2009, 05:19 PM
Replies: 123
Views: 16,518
Bay City Electric Light & Power shows almost a...

Bay City Electric Light & Power shows almost a year's worth of leniency: Another evil corporation.

Give me a break. Most power companies give people 90 days tops, then lights out. Unless of course...
Forum: Politics 01-27-2009, 04:23 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,932
Ass, actually. Running while...

Ass, actually.



Running while attempting escape.



But it's okay for you to muddy the waters with incorrect facts?
Forum: Politics 01-26-2009, 10:17 PM
Replies: 59
Views: 7,813
People actually take her seriously? She's nothing...

People actually take her seriously? She's nothing more than evidence that you don't need the internet to troll people.
Forum: General 01-26-2009, 02:28 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 5,120
Maybe she just wants the free tickets to be in...

Maybe she just wants the free tickets to be in audience.
Forum: Music 01-25-2009, 10:37 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"Where Is No Why?" by the Smashing...

"Where Is No Why?" by the Smashing Pumpkins.
Forum: General 01-25-2009, 01:38 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 5,120
How are you going to get around the city?

How are you going to get around the city?
Forum: Fashion 01-24-2009, 03:16 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 9,139
Yeah, I'd like to see that, too.

Yeah, I'd like to see that, too.
Forum: Politics 01-23-2009, 04:25 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,932
It's like Boomhauer. But not quite so...

It's like Boomhauer. But not quite so comprehensible.
Forum: General 01-23-2009, 04:24 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 20,159
You try slitting your own throat, but you're too...

You try slitting your own throat, but you're too scared to actually cut. Then you try shooting yourself, but are too afraid to pull the trigger. Then you try hanging yourself, but the rope breaks....
Forum: Whining 01-23-2009, 04:14 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,905
If that's shame, then I like it. Excuse me while...

If that's shame, then I like it. Excuse me while I go shame myself again.
Forum: Whining 01-23-2009, 01:18 PM
Replies: 94
Views: 10,905
You actually have to take the time to look? You...

You actually have to take the time to look? You poor thing. I just think "me" and... um, excuse me for a moment...

Incidentally, have I mentioned that I've spent more money on boxers and laundry...
Forum: Politics 01-23-2009, 01:10 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,932
No in this case.

No in this case.
Forum: Whining 01-22-2009, 10:40 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,855
How interesting, after I left that comment, I...

How interesting, after I left that comment, I started thinking about Amish buggies.
Forum: Politics 01-22-2009, 10:39 PM
Replies: 74
Views: 7,932
On the contrary, it's a perfectly good reason.

On the contrary, it's a perfectly good reason.
Forum: General 01-22-2009, 10:11 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 2,717
Best wishes.

Best wishes.
Forum: Whining 01-22-2009, 10:09 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,855
Could be worse. The "very good friend" in...

Could be worse. The "very good friend" in question could be a he rather than a she, and then he forces you to watch the videos, and then denies doing it and says "I love you."

Or he could be...
Forum: General 01-22-2009, 10:05 PM
Replies: 153
Views: 20,159
Snu snu, you lucky bastard. Great,...

Snu snu, you lucky bastard.



Great, that means I'm going to live forever.
Forum: Fashion 01-22-2009, 02:14 PM
Replies: 51
Views: 9,139
My eyebrows are naturally perfect.

My eyebrows are naturally perfect.
Forum: Whining 01-21-2009, 03:05 PM
Replies: 15
Views: 2,292
How does a piercing gun blow up and get stuck to...

How does a piercing gun blow up and get stuck to someone? Is this (CLICK) (http://www.professional-power-tool-guide.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/porter-cable-nail-gun1.jpg) what you were using?
Forum: Whining 01-21-2009, 03:00 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 4,359
Depends on where in the States you are. I got...

Depends on where in the States you are. I got caught with weed in San Diego, and all I got was a $15 fine.
Forum: Whining 01-20-2009, 11:18 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 5,234
Unfortunately, "it" is a septic tank.

Unfortunately, "it" is a septic tank.
Forum: Spooky News 01-20-2009, 06:09 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 5,344
I feel bad for the parents. One of my boys is 16...

I feel bad for the parents. One of my boys is 16 months old.
Forum: Whining 01-19-2009, 07:23 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 5,234
What's under the floorboards if the ketchup is...

What's under the floorboards if the ketchup is mixed with mayonnaise? ***** dead bodies?
Forum: General 01-18-2009, 12:15 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 6,331
The weirdest thing I eat is celery with crunchy...

The weirdest thing I eat is celery with crunchy peanut butter and brown sugar sprinkled on top.

That an raw octopus.
Forum: General 01-18-2009, 12:05 AM
Replies: 153
Views: 20,159
3rd degree sun burn.

3rd degree sun burn.
Forum: Whining 01-18-2009, 12:03 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,958
Why should talking about "being dumped" make you...

Why should talking about "being dumped" make you feel 12? I lamented being dumped when I was 19. Of course, I used it as an excuse to drink, which made all my friends (gutterpunks, the lot of them)...
Forum: Whining 01-17-2009, 11:59 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 5,234
Who the fuck wants to go to New York in January?...

Who the fuck wants to go to New York in January? I've been there in November, and that was bad enough. (September wasn't bad, though.) But January?! Fuck that.
Forum: Whining 01-15-2009, 06:36 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 5,553
I thought he was saying "Tonight......

I thought he was saying "Tonight... you."
Forum: Spooky News 01-15-2009, 09:06 AM
Replies: 93
Views: 11,946
I believe the proper title for the article would...

I believe the proper title for the article would be "Churches use 9/11 as excuse to attack all atheists."
Forum: Music 01-14-2009, 06:17 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"Wollt Ihr Das Bett In Flammen" by...

"Wollt Ihr Das Bett In Flammen" by Rammstein
Forum: Spooky News 01-13-2009, 01:03 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 3,236
Could've fooled me.

Could've fooled me.
Forum: General 01-11-2009, 08:16 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,822
So if there's no bread, which is made from wheat,...

So if there's no bread, which is made from wheat, there'd be alcohols made from grapes, potatoes, or corn?
Forum: Music 01-11-2009, 05:13 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 37,226
I have no recollection of making this post at...

I have no recollection of making this post at all. I thought I was at 7/11 being a drunken bum at the time...
Forum: Whining 01-10-2009, 04:33 AM
Replies: 178
Views: 19,138
Depends. Do you believe in said God? If yes, then...

Depends. Do you believe in said God? If yes, then no. If no, then yes.

I personally do not believe in your god. I'm a pagan. I believe that your god is nothing more that an almagamation (bad...
Forum: General 01-10-2009, 04:27 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 5,910
User title? You mean what's between your "name"...

User title? You mean what's between your "name" and the "Goth as Fuck" (or whatever any individual user has) part?
Forum: Whining 01-10-2009, 04:12 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,471
Ah, I see. This is somewhat different. I never...

Ah, I see. This is somewhat different. I never had a shitty brithday because every birthday has been shitty. With the exception of my 21st, of course. But in the past decade, every birthday, aside...
Forum: Whining 01-10-2009, 04:01 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,471
I'm not familiar with that thread. Link?

I'm not familiar with that thread. Link?
Forum: Music 01-10-2009, 03:58 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 37,226
HauntingMist fooled me. I thought there was...

HauntingMist fooled me. I thought there was something new.

I have an idea. Perhaps we can produce our own compilation album. "Us," of course, meaning we the members of Gnet. I think it would be...
Forum: Whining 01-10-2009, 03:55 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 2,471
Birthdays

What do you think of them? More specifically, what do you think of your own?

Personally, I hate them. Every time my birthday rolls around, I'm well aware that another year of my life has been...
Forum: Whining 01-09-2009, 03:28 PM
Replies: 126
Views: 10,769
People don't like you because you have flown off...

People don't like you because you have flown off the handle numerous times over the most insignificant of things. If someone disagrees with you or criticizes you over even a tiny thing (even if that...
Forum: General 01-09-2009, 03:09 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 10,090
If you have food falling into a beard while...

If you have food falling into a beard while chewing, you're doing it wrong.
Forum: General 01-08-2009, 04:42 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 10,090
I believe you. I think scars make girls look more...

I believe you. I think scars make girls look more attractive (unless they're obviously self-inflicted), and you do not look attractive. Therefore, they can't be scars.
Forum: General 01-08-2009, 01:44 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 10,090
Close enough.

Close enough.
Forum: Music 01-08-2009, 01:43 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"All My Friends are Dead" by Patrik...

"All My Friends are Dead" by Patrik Fitzgerald
Forum: Music 01-08-2009, 12:34 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"Catch" by GBH

"Catch" by GBH
Forum: Music 01-08-2009, 12:34 AM
Replies: 15
Him
Views: 2,169
Did you seriously need to make a topic just to...

Did you seriously need to make a topic just to say that?
Forum: General 01-07-2009, 09:34 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,073
http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby....

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
Forum: Spooky News 01-07-2009, 09:30 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,817
Dead babies do have a use. Why buy a roast when...

Dead babies do have a use. Why buy a roast when you have a dead baby?
Forum: Whining 01-07-2009, 09:14 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,577
I don't think I've ever gotten a single one of...

I don't think I've ever gotten a single one of those.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 01-07-2009, 05:39 PM
Replies: 39
Views: 6,919
Sounds like fee-ag to me, if you melt the e into...

Sounds like fee-ag to me, if you melt the e into the a.
Forum: General 01-07-2009, 03:46 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 10,090
What a pissant.

What a pissant.
Forum: Whining 01-07-2009, 03:08 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 5,122
Um... what?

Um... what?
Forum: General 01-07-2009, 01:26 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 10,090
Does your boyfriend ever beat the piss out of...

Does your boyfriend ever beat the piss out of your kidneys so he can practice his fetish and vampirism at the same time?
Forum: Music 01-07-2009, 01:19 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,406
Of course. And we all have iPatches, too

Of course. And we all have iPatches, too
Forum: General 01-07-2009, 01:16 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 4,703
It's obvious that she enjoys the abuse.

It's obvious that she enjoys the abuse.
Forum: General 01-07-2009, 01:10 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,097
Everyone knows that goths don't like anything.

Everyone knows that goths don't like anything.
Forum: General 01-07-2009, 12:55 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 10,090
If you're so far above us, then why is it that...

If you're so far above us, then why is it that you are the one who keeps crawling back?
Forum: General 01-07-2009, 12:50 PM
Replies: 119
Views: 10,090
http://tinyurl.com/7vkrha

http://tinyurl.com/7vkrha
Forum: Music 01-06-2009, 10:38 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,406
Well, I downloaded it and installed it (full...

Well, I downloaded it and installed it (full version can be obtained for free here (http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/55483093/fl+studio?tab=summary)). Now, I just have to figure out how to use it.
Forum: Whining 01-06-2009, 10:23 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,358
So the proper way to deal with his shit is to do...

So the proper way to deal with his shit is to do the same exact thing he's been doing?
Forum: Music 01-06-2009, 09:36 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,406
I've never tried it, but I'll check it out.

I've never tried it, but I'll check it out.
Forum: Music 01-06-2009, 09:25 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"Breakable" by Psychotica

"Breakable" by Psychotica
Forum: Whining 01-06-2009, 09:23 PM
Replies: 318
Views: 47,501
I haven't had sex in a month. And I won't be for...

I haven't had sex in a month. And I won't be for another two weeks. Unless, of course, I decide to use the permission my wife gave me to have a girlfriend on the side. But my hand is still working...
Forum: Spooky News 01-06-2009, 07:19 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 3,959
Ah, yes, Bushisms. The laughter never ceases. My...

Ah, yes, Bushisms. The laughter never ceases. My favorite one is "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport."

50...
Forum: Whining 01-06-2009, 07:14 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,358
Or we can view him with contempt without the need...

Or we can view him with contempt without the need to resort to such childish attempts to belittle him.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 01-06-2009, 01:41 PM
Replies: 79
Views: 34,087
There's Susie from the Oblongs.

There's Susie from the Oblongs.
Forum: Whining 01-06-2009, 12:15 PM
Replies: 115
Views: 14,743
But... Who was phone?

But... Who was phone?
Forum: General 01-05-2009, 09:25 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 4,703
Instead of telling us about it, why don't you...

Instead of telling us about it, why don't you just do it?
Forum: Music 01-05-2009, 09:18 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 1,541
I usually just use isohunt.com.

I usually just use isohunt.com.
Forum: General 01-02-2009, 01:33 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 15,113
No, it wasn't.

No, it wasn't.
Forum: General 01-02-2009, 01:20 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 15,113
Just five more minutes? Pretty please? ...

Just five more minutes? Pretty please?



Yeah... and? You make it sound as if I told you that you were wrong, and that you had to adhere to my way of seeing things or else, when, to the...
Forum: General 01-02-2009, 01:10 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 15,113
That is true about the ass-kissing, but there is...

That is true about the ass-kissing, but there is also the "you suck" bandwagons against particular members that aren't too popular. Not to mention the members that are somewhere in the middle,...
Forum: Music 01-02-2009, 12:40 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"Blood Stained" by Judas Priest

"Blood Stained" by Judas Priest
Forum: General 01-02-2009, 12:38 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 15,113
The trouble is that most people will be assigned...

The trouble is that most people will be assigned tiers by the self-proclaimed "top" tier (or at least part of it, to be fair), and as a result said list will be somewhere between unreliable and...
Forum: General 01-02-2009, 12:22 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 15,113
Sure, why not?

Sure, why not?
Forum: General 01-02-2009, 12:10 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 15,113
That was a lot of words to say nothing at all....

That was a lot of words to say nothing at all. Please, try again.

On second thought, don't. It will undoubtedly be more of the same, which will be just as much a waste of time of both our parts as...
Forum: General 01-02-2009, 12:00 AM
Replies: 157
Views: 15,113
Sorry, I can't be in tier 3. I don't deny "it." I...

Sorry, I can't be in tier 3. I don't deny "it." I just don't care.
Forum: General 01-01-2009, 11:57 PM
Replies: 157
Views: 15,113
Tier A: Don't give a fuck.

Tier A: Don't give a fuck.
Forum: Whining 12-31-2008, 06:55 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 5,108
Christians. Gotta love 'em.

Christians. Gotta love 'em.
Forum: General 12-31-2008, 05:48 AM
Replies: 67
Views: 6,062
New Years resolutions

What do you plan on changing this year?

I myself would like to get into better shape and finally quit smoking altogether.
Forum: Whining 12-31-2008, 03:58 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,349
My oldest son is the same way. Thing is, he's...

My oldest son is the same way. Thing is, he's four.
Forum: Music 12-30-2008, 09:53 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,232
Here's mine....

Here's mine. (http://www.last.fm/user/WishfireAlpha)
Forum: Introductions 12-29-2008, 05:29 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,096
If you wanted a positive response, you should...

If you wanted a positive response, you should have taken the time and effort to write out actual words in your first post, as well as adding something substantial to it. If you're too busy to give us...
Forum: General 12-28-2008, 12:01 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 10,529
First, I saw the style. And I liked it. Then, I...

First, I saw the style. And I liked it. Then, I got exposed to the music. And I liked it as well. Then I was goth.

Then I realized that I wasn't quite goth, and so I stopped calling myself that....
Forum: Whining 12-27-2008, 11:00 PM
Replies: 63
Views: 6,136
Is it just me, or does it look like someone shot...

Is it just me, or does it look like someone shot a load on her forehead?
Forum: Whining 12-25-2008, 01:03 PM
Replies: 182
Views: 20,896
Did you ever think that it might actually...

Did you ever think that it might actually encourage her to become a better person?



If she was so sorry, then why does she continuously defend her actions?



I'd say that there's a world...
Forum: General 12-24-2008, 12:26 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 3,589
Several possibilities: A causality loop: You...

Several possibilities:

A causality loop: You kill your grandfather, preventing your father/mother from being born, preventing you from being born, which prevents you from going back in time and...
Forum: Whining 12-24-2008, 12:09 PM
Replies: 172
Views: 57,234
1. Fuck you....

1. Fuck you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkcoobYUu8g)
2. Rinse.
3. Repeat.
Forum: Fashion 12-24-2008, 03:28 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 2,260
I have some extra weight that I'm looking to get...

I have some extra weight that I'm looking to get rid of. Want some?
Forum: Whining 12-24-2008, 03:25 AM
Replies: 182
Views: 20,896
No he doesn't. It's quite hard to kick someone...

No he doesn't. It's quite hard to kick someone when they're down from up on a pedestal.
Forum: General 12-23-2008, 01:49 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,461
They're not actually claiming that the stone is...

They're not actually claiming that the stone is in any way gothic. They're just using a marketing ploy. As UO said, you're probably reading too much into it.
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-23-2008, 05:01 AM
Replies: 478
Views: 215,872
Lately, Gran Turismo 3 and Deus Ex.

Lately, Gran Turismo 3 and Deus Ex.
Forum: General 12-22-2008, 12:42 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 12,949
Great, now I have "We Will Rock You" stuck in my...

Great, now I have "We Will Rock You" stuck in my head. You suck.
Forum: Politics 12-22-2008, 12:37 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 19,362
Bring a steak next time.

Bring a steak next time.
Forum: Spooky News 12-22-2008, 12:30 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,614
So what? Well, good. We don't belong...

So what?



Well, good. We don't belong in other counties' politics. Unfortunately we are (sticking our nose in other peoples' business) most of the time, but for once we are staying out of it.
...
Forum: Music 12-21-2008, 06:49 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 6,209
Operative word: "key"

Operative word: "key"
Forum: Music 12-21-2008, 06:33 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"Siren Song" by the Cruxshadows

"Siren Song" by the Cruxshadows
Forum: Spooky News 12-21-2008, 06:32 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,614
Right, because land mines and cluster bombs are...

Right, because land mines and cluster bombs are so related to buttsecks.
Forum: Music 12-21-2008, 06:31 AM
Replies: 63
Views: 6,209
I disagree. With Mormonism, a bunch of people...

I disagree. With Mormonism, a bunch of people made a bunch of money. With Wicca, a bunch of people made a little money each.

Though in all honesty I find Wicca worth looking into. Even the most...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-21-2008, 05:48 AM
Replies: 4,748
Views: 1,183,531
I don't remember. I think it was the new...

I don't remember. I think it was the new Chronicles of Narnia movie.

Other than that, I've been watching Deep Space Nine. I just watched the season 6 episode "Inquisition."
Forum: General 12-20-2008, 12:50 AM
Replies: 124
Views: 12,949
Fuck that motherfucking shit.

Fuck that motherfucking shit.
Forum: General 12-19-2008, 09:55 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 12,949
How about "shnookums?"

How about "shnookums?"
Forum: General 12-19-2008, 09:54 PM
Replies: 28
Views: 4,374
I tried it, but I yelled "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!"...

I tried it, but I yelled "SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!!" instead, and then I got maced.
Forum: Whining 12-19-2008, 08:11 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 1,806
I have no vagina cake.

I have no vagina cake.
Forum: General 12-19-2008, 08:01 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 12,949
Fuck that. I'm a kiwi.

Fuck that. I'm a kiwi.
Forum: Spooky News 12-19-2008, 07:55 PM
Replies: 27
Views: 4,614
So, the federal government is staying out of it?...

So, the federal government is staying out of it? Good. That's how it should be. It should be left to the voters, not the politicians.

Unfortunately, most of the voters are seemingly anti-gay, but...
Forum: Politics 12-19-2008, 02:04 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,675
Assfuck you, hole!

Assfuck you, hole!
Forum: Whining 12-19-2008, 01:56 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 105,385
He lost his iPod.

He lost his iPod.
Forum: Whining 12-19-2008, 01:56 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 105,385
There's nothing wrong with jumping off a...

There's nothing wrong with jumping off a building... as long as you have explosives strapped to you that are wired to an altimeter set to go off about 20 feet above the ground. And it helps to do...
Forum: Politics 12-19-2008, 01:52 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,675
Get drunk. Smoke weed. Have sex. Go to a party....

Get drunk. Smoke weed. Have sex. Go to a party. See a movie. Eat.

I'm making dinner.
Forum: General 12-19-2008, 01:47 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 12,949
Nice. Two internetz for you. :p

Nice. Two internetz for you. :p
Forum: Whining 12-19-2008, 01:46 PM
Replies: 162
Views: 105,385
There is no hell. But suicide is for pussies.

There is no hell. But suicide is for pussies.
Forum: Politics 12-19-2008, 01:45 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 3,675
MF, PoS, do you really want to give her more...

MF, PoS, do you really want to give her more stuff to start whining topics about and bitch some more?
Forum: General 12-19-2008, 01:44 PM
Replies: 124
Views: 12,949
I'm going to be a total geek and say "Peldar...

I'm going to be a total geek and say "Peldar joi." Two free internetz if you get it without having to look it up.
Forum: Music 12-19-2008, 01:37 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)" by Metallica

"Welcome Home (Sanitarium)" by Metallica
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-19-2008, 12:45 PM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,541
No. Click me....

No. Click me. (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Rain_Robinson)
Forum: Spooky News 12-19-2008, 12:09 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,596
A lot of them are "disabled" because, these days,...

A lot of them are "disabled" because, these days, everything is a disability. Obese? Disability! Can't stop sneezing? Disability! Goth? Disability! Ugly as fuck? Disability! Where will it end?
Forum: Spooky News 12-19-2008, 11:54 AM
Replies: 9
Views: 2,204
I personally don't mind ear piercings on animals,...

I personally don't mind ear piercings on animals, though I'd never do that to a pet of my own (I'd be too worried that they'd get it caught in something and rip it out), but neck and tail piercings?!...
Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 12-19-2008, 11:51 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 7,541
There's only one thing that she did that doesn't...

There's only one thing that she did that doesn't make my eyeballs itch, and that would be her appearance in a two-part episode of Star Trek: Voyager. She's actually not that bad at acting when she's...
Forum: Whining 12-18-2008, 11:15 PM
Replies: 111
Views: 11,683
You're boring.

You're boring.
Forum: Whining 12-16-2008, 10:10 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 2,811
I tried quitting cold turkey, too. The bad news...

I tried quitting cold turkey, too. The bad news is that I failed. The good news is that I only smoke about a pack a month, now, and I think I'm ready to spread it out further.
Forum: Whining 12-16-2008, 05:18 PM
Replies: 46
Views: 6,281
Just so you know, the constant production of...

Just so you know, the constant production of these topics is what makes some of us want to pick on you.
Forum: General 12-16-2008, 02:35 AM
Replies: 51
Views: 5,012
I am not a nerd. I'm a geek.

I am not a nerd.

I'm a geek.
Forum: Whining 12-16-2008, 02:34 AM
Replies: 37
Views: 9,762
Goth is not a product. Sure, there are products...

Goth is not a product. Sure, there are products targeted at goth consumers, but the products don't make goth. Quite the contrary, goth makes the products. If there were no goths, most of those...
Forum: Whining 12-15-2008, 07:18 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 1,599
Take a look at the name of that site. ...

Take a look at the name of that site.

There's your answer.
Forum: Music 12-15-2008, 01:09 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"Chemical Underground" by Deadchovsky

"Chemical Underground" by Deadchovsky
Forum: Whining 12-15-2008, 11:47 AM
Replies: 32
Views: 3,810
Which explains why you feel the need to...

Which explains why you feel the need to communicate your feelings to people.



Yeah, it's pretty lame to have to pretend.



I disagree.
Forum: General 12-14-2008, 06:04 AM
Replies: 155
Views: 14,966
7/10 Not exactly original, but not bad at...

7/10

Not exactly original, but not bad at all.
Forum: Whining 12-12-2008, 07:10 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 4,715
I wasn't aware that you left. You made this...

I wasn't aware that you left.

You made this topic (CLICK) (https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=13644&page=1&pp=25) just three days ago. An absence of three days hardly constitutes being...
Forum: Politics 12-12-2008, 02:03 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 19,362
It often can, but there are still people who'd...

It often can, but there are still people who'd rather do it by themselves, or with a group of friends.
Forum: Politics 12-12-2008, 01:59 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 19,362
The store would not see the difference at first....

The store would not see the difference at first. Or if only a couple people went freegan.

But if a bunch of people go freegan, then the store will notice (at the least the loss in profits).
Forum: Politics 12-12-2008, 01:55 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 19,362
Most of the homeless and poor already know how....

Most of the homeless and poor already know how. But many of them are transient, so they don't always know where. So if the freegans take the food, prepare it, and give it to the homeless and poor,...
Forum: Politics 12-12-2008, 01:31 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 19,362
Do they at least leave the dumpsters unlocked?

Do they at least leave the dumpsters unlocked?
Forum: Politics 12-12-2008, 01:29 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 19,362
I think it's more like this: (The following...

I think it's more like this:

(The following numbers are used to demonstrate a point. They are not based on anything.)

Store A has 100 customers per month.
Each customer buys 1 ton of food per...
Forum: Politics 12-12-2008, 01:22 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 19,362
The fact remains that there are still...

The fact remains that there are still impoverished areas on this hemisphere. Mexico is quite poor, and less than 100 miles from where I live. And even here in the United States there are towns with...
Forum: Politics 12-12-2008, 01:14 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 19,362
Except, unless a huge number of freegans appear,...

Except, unless a huge number of freegans appear, that reduction will be quite small. For the most part, the only people who will be affected will be the freegans themselves, and any other unfortunate...
Forum: Politics 12-12-2008, 11:29 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 19,362
Who says it has to go to Africa? What, you think...

Who says it has to go to Africa? What, you think there aren't people who can benefit from that food a bit closer to home?
Forum: Politics 12-12-2008, 11:27 AM
Replies: 121
Views: 19,362
It seems to me that being a freegan to feed...

It seems to me that being a freegan to feed yourself (unless you really are dirt poor) merely adds to the problem of food waste. If you decide to dumpster dive for food to save money even though you...
Forum: Whining 12-12-2008, 11:15 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 144
A little late for that.

A little late for that.
Forum: Whining 12-11-2008, 03:35 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 2,298
http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo262/Beneath_z...

http://i382.photobucket.com/albums/oo262/Beneath_ze_Shadows/Initiation.jpg
Forum: Whining 12-11-2008, 03:56 AM
Replies: 281
Views: 30,030
A fictional television show... inaccurate? Get...

A fictional television show... inaccurate? Get the fuck out!



At this point, you shouldn't even call yourself a witch. Witch-in-training, or witch-oriented, perhaps, but not "witch."


...
Forum: General 12-10-2008, 03:42 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 6,675
All I want is a bike. I've grown a bit thick...

All I want is a bike. I've grown a bit thick lately, but I hate exercising. Except for bicycling.
Forum: General 12-10-2008, 03:11 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 13,410
His mental capacity is a minuscule country?

His mental capacity is a minuscule country?
Forum: Spooky News 12-10-2008, 02:13 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,856
I thought Barbie was supposed to be an adult. I...

I thought Barbie was supposed to be an adult. I mean, how many kids do you know with a car and a house?
Forum: Music 12-09-2008, 09:08 PM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"Dead Meat" by Judas Priest

"Dead Meat" by Judas Priest
Forum: Spooky News 12-09-2008, 09:07 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,856
The legal situation in America is confusing. ...

The legal situation in America is confusing.

To sum up...

1996: "Virtual child pornography" (which means any drawn or computer-generated images of children having sex) is made illegal.
2002:...
Forum: Whining 12-09-2008, 08:48 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 4,512
Why do you keep saying stuff like this? If you...

Why do you keep saying stuff like this? If you didn't care, then you wouldn't be bothered to have to respond to taunts about your idea of fun and games. I personally don't care about your fetish....
Forum: Spooky News 12-09-2008, 08:38 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 5,856
First of all, "Bart get out I'm piss!" Now...

First of all, "Bart get out I'm piss!"

Now that that's out of my system... Australia's a little back asswards. Cartoon characters can constitute child porn, but photographs of a nude 13-year-old...
Forum: General 12-09-2008, 06:30 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,648
Huh. I did not know that. Thanks.

Huh. I did not know that. Thanks.
Forum: General 12-09-2008, 06:29 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,648
And how can you see the names? I've never had...

And how can you see the names? I've never had reason to make a poll at this site, so if there's an exception at this site I don't know about it, but normally on message boards the only people who can...
Forum: General 12-09-2008, 06:20 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 3,648
Just out of curiosity, what fail safe would that...

Just out of curiosity, what fail safe would that be?
Forum: General 12-09-2008, 04:20 PM
Replies: 3,459
Views: 300,547
Can I just cop a feel? All right, hug....

Can I just cop a feel?

All right, hug. Because hugs are nice.
Forum: General 12-09-2008, 11:04 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,734
My wife doesn't have to worry about going into...

My wife doesn't have to worry about going into labor. The (natural) due date's on Christmas, but because my wife has already had three c-sections, the doctors insist that this one has to be delivered...
Forum: General 12-09-2008, 01:58 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 7,974
Shouldn't be too hard to find. Just do a search...

Shouldn't be too hard to find. Just do a search for your own posts.
Forum: General 12-08-2008, 10:29 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 5,734
My congratulations to her. She's not the only one...

My congratulations to her. She's not the only one having a baby. My wife goes into delivery this Thursday.
Forum: General 12-08-2008, 12:57 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,870
No, you're just the ones who've made multiple...

No, you're just the ones who've made multiple topics about them.
Forum: General 12-08-2008, 12:51 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 1,870
If you're going to dare them such a thing, then I...

If you're going to dare them such a thing, then I counter-dare you and your buddies to ignore them entirely for the same period of time. No responses to them or topics/comments about them. Fair's...
Forum: General 12-07-2008, 01:05 PM
Replies: 134
Views: 13,410
Hey, thanks for lumping everyone into that tiny...

Hey, thanks for lumping everyone into that tiny group of nobodies.
Forum: General 12-07-2008, 11:57 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 7,974
Do you seriously not understand what I was saying?

Do you seriously not understand what I was saying?
Forum: Music 12-07-2008, 11:44 AM
Replies: 20,761
Views: 4,049,969
"Moving Beyond" by Die Krupps

"Moving Beyond" by Die Krupps
Forum: General 12-07-2008, 11:41 AM
Replies: 415
Views: 64,225
Clothes and beers.

Clothes and beers.
Forum: General 12-07-2008, 11:41 AM
Replies: 78
Views: 10,213
Ha, ha, JCC! You look like a row of asterisks!

Ha, ha, JCC! You look like a row of asterisks!
Forum: General 12-07-2008, 11:39 AM
Replies: 81
Views: 7,974
Where was this? I only saw Necro, Helpmann, and...

Where was this? I only saw Necro, Helpmann, and Eclipsing say 'aye.'
Forum: General 12-06-2008, 05:04 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 4,889
I'm not ignoring him. I just haven't seen...

I'm not ignoring him. I just haven't seen anything from him worth paying attention to recently.
Forum: Politics 12-06-2008, 02:28 PM
Replies: 121
Views: 19,362
I did that when I lived on the streets.

I did that when I lived on the streets.
Forum: General 12-06-2008, 02:24 PM
Replies: 78
Views: 10,213
They can if it's a hummingbird stapled to a...

They can if it's a hummingbird stapled to a condor.
Forum: Whining 12-06-2008, 12:13 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,697
Oh, I didn't see that he used "thou" twice. I saw...

Oh, I didn't see that he used "thou" twice. I saw the other one... "Thou[gh] I do hope your coworkers learn not to bug you so much"
Forum: Whining 12-06-2008, 03:09 AM
Replies: 56
Views: 9,935
I love nerds! But Christian Emo nerds? I've never...

I love nerds! But Christian Emo nerds? I've never tried that kind.
Forum: Whining 12-06-2008, 03:08 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,697
It's obvious that he simply neglected to add the...

It's obvious that he simply neglected to add the "gh" at the end.

littlemoonfox, I dub thee "Mr. Thou!"
Forum: Whining 12-05-2008, 03:15 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 5,262
I'm not being serious, here.

I'm not being serious, here.
Forum: Whining 12-05-2008, 02:10 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 5,262
That thing's not even stripped, it's still has...

That thing's not even stripped, it's still has tires. And a steering wheel.
Forum: Whining 12-05-2008, 01:02 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 4,697
WHARRGARBL!

WHARRGARBL!
Forum: Spooky News 12-05-2008, 12:58 PM
Replies: 29
Views: 4,059
Sternn, let me get this right... you're saying...

Sternn, let me get this right... you're saying that because Bush is a greedy warmongering blithering fool with a penchant for butchering the English language, that makes students cheat on tests?
...
Forum: Spooky News 12-05-2008, 12:53 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 2,650
"Me dearest love, will you marry me?" *splash* ...

"Me dearest love, will you marry me?"
*splash*
"...I'll take that as a 'no'"
Forum: General 12-04-2008, 02:36 PM
Replies: 3,238
Views: 402,082
Dealing with a hang-over.

Dealing with a hang-over.
Forum: Whining 12-04-2008, 02:22 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 5,262
I don't know about haggling. I usually just say...

I don't know about haggling. I usually just say "no."
Forum: General 12-04-2008, 12:58 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 14,476
If how morally superior one is depends on how...

If how morally superior one is depends on how many children one has, then I'm pretty fucking superior since I have three kids. Well, I will in a week, in any case.
Forum: Fashion 12-03-2008, 08:16 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 35,087
I say go with a lip piercing. Stick with a hoop...

I say go with a lip piercing. Stick with a hoop until it's totally healed. I had the same sinking-in as Steele_Mistress demonstrated.
Forum: General 12-03-2008, 08:14 PM
Replies: 577
Views: 83,514
I love my kids. and I love my wife. ...

I love my kids.

and

I love my wife.

That's all that's important to me.
Forum: Whining 12-03-2008, 08:05 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 5,262
Never use them.

Never use them.
Forum: Whining 12-03-2008, 08:04 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 2,838
That's the way it likes it.

That's the way it likes it.
Forum: General 12-03-2008, 01:52 PM
Replies: 181
Views: 14,476
Prove it or STFU.

Prove it or STFU.
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