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Sir. Helpmann
Forum:
General
12-14-2008, 12:04 PM
Replies:
329
God does not exist.
Views:
32,641
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
How on earth do you know? Care to cite any...
How on earth do you know? Care to cite any evidence to suggest this? Or are you telling us not to take Einstein's words "literally" like most Christians do regarding the Bible?
"You're taking it...
Forum:
General
12-14-2008, 11:33 AM
Replies:
51
Poll:
Are you a Nerd?
Views:
4,799
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Are you a Nerd?
ARE YOU A NERD?
Forum:
General
12-13-2008, 10:22 PM
Replies:
329
God does not exist.
Views:
32,641
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Anarchism is by it's very nature illogical. ...
Anarchism is by it's very nature illogical.
Go back to school - you haven't even lived or paid taxes.
Forum:
General
12-13-2008, 10:11 PM
Replies:
329
God does not exist.
Views:
32,641
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
AHEM: HOW TO DEBATE GODSLAYER JILLIAN...
AHEM:
HOW TO DEBATE GODSLAYER JILLIAN STYLE:
You may also puzzle and bewilder your opponent by mere bombast.
If your opponent is weak or does not wish to appear as if he has no idea what...
Forum:
General
12-13-2008, 10:08 PM
Replies:
329
God does not exist.
Views:
32,641
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
HOW TO DEBATE GODSLAYER JILLIAN STYLE: 1....
HOW TO DEBATE GODSLAYER JILLIAN STYLE:
1. Try to bluff your opponent.
If he or she has answered several of your question without the answers turning out in favor of your conclusion, advance...
Forum:
Whining
12-13-2008, 09:45 PM
Replies:
14
Now I have a confession
Views:
1,773
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Last one to make Unimatrix crack is a dickhead! :D
Last one to make Unimatrix crack is a dickhead! :D
Forum:
Spooky News
12-13-2008, 09:44 PM
Replies:
6
Fifth of world's corals already dead, say experts
Views:
1,568
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
I'M ON IT: ...
I'M ON IT:
http://img380.imageshack.us/my.php?image=050630ik5.jpg
Good thing I have been stockpiling!
Oh precious coral! Far too good for that stupid whore, mother earth!
Forum:
General
12-13-2008, 03:08 PM
Replies:
36
Has a civil war broken out on GNet?
Views:
3,527
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Wrong, you provided us with ours. Do you...
Wrong, you provided us with ours.
Do you honestly think a fat, hairy, vulcan-top redneck had any chance?
Why don't you take that 20 bucks and put it towards joining a gym.
Forum:
General
12-13-2008, 03:03 PM
Replies:
36
Has a civil war broken out on GNet?
Views:
3,527
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Someone actually paid 20 bucks because of us? ...
Someone actually paid 20 bucks because of us?
Our infulence grows with each passing day.
Forum:
General
12-13-2008, 02:36 PM
Replies:
36
Has a civil war broken out on GNet?
Views:
3,527
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!...
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! (http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/oo135/Deadmanwalking_05/th_DSCF0002-1.jpg)
Forum:
Spooky News
12-13-2008, 02:27 PM
Replies:
20
A stunning special effect
Views:
3,476
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
You may as well give up Despanan. Trying to...
You may as well give up Despanan. Trying to convince us you're an actor is the same as you trying to convince us that we're on ignore - frankly you try too hard to convey, and it's always done in...
Forum:
Literature
12-13-2008, 02:09 PM
Replies:
53
I'M A WrITEr
Views:
10,763
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
So far the examples given of people who are...
So far the examples given of people who are "published" all related to third-rate websites that no one knows nor cares about.
If you haven't been published in paper, if no one knows your work in...
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 08:02 PM
Replies:
11
IMPORTANT - you must read
Views:
1,841
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Ah, the faithfull thread bumber :) I was...
Ah, the faithfull thread bumber :)
I was wondering when my most devoted acolyte would arrive :D
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 07:52 PM
Replies:
11
IMPORTANT - you must read
Views:
1,841
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Tonight, you're all gonna be apart of a social...
Tonight, you're all gonna be apart of a social experiment. (https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=10869)
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 06:42 PM
Replies:
11
Idea for a comic book
Views:
2,419
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Very bold... very bold...
Very bold... very bold...
Forum:
Literature
12-11-2008, 06:37 PM
Replies:
53
I'M A WrITEr
Views:
10,763
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Who on earth are these people? Could I bring...
Who on earth are these people? Could I bring their names up in the presence of REAL writers without looking stupid?
I thought not.
Forum:
Literature
12-11-2008, 06:26 PM
Replies:
53
I'M A WrITEr
Views:
10,763
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Ho, ha, ha, waa, haaa, you have nothing to...
Ho, ha, ha, waa, haaa, you have nothing to threaten me with, nothing to do with all your strength!
Forum:
Literature
12-11-2008, 06:20 PM
Replies:
53
I'M A WrITEr
Views:
10,763
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
If it's not published on paper and recognized by...
If it's not published on paper and recognized by any worthwhile critic, it's not worth reading.
Most educated people recognize that.
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 05:50 PM
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11
IMPORTANT - you must read
Views:
1,841
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
IMPORTANT - you must read
Mr. Sleaze:
Tell them your name.
HumanePain(Writer){Happily Married Middle Aged Goth and Loving it}:
HumanePaine...
Mr. Sleaze:
Are you a real Martian Warrior?
HumanePain(Writer){Happily...
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 04:09 PM
Replies:
32
Idea for a comic book
Views:
4,575
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Lowest grade in what? "High School"? Come...
Lowest grade in what? "High School"?
Come back when you've done something in university and then trump your grades dumbass.
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 04:08 PM
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22,630
Picture Post
Views:
2,742,058
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Seriously, give up. Like anyone is going to...
Seriously, give up.
Like anyone is going to believe that.
Forum:
Literature
12-11-2008, 03:12 PM
Replies:
53
I'M A WrITEr
Views:
10,763
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Sad isn't it? I know exactly what you're talking...
Sad isn't it? I know exactly what you're talking about.
Especially regarding photographers - how the hell is anyone supposed to get recognized as a photograopher if all they photograph is badly...
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 02:45 PM
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32
Idea for a comic book
Views:
4,575
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
You're a hypocrite: Live by your own...
You're a hypocrite:
Live by your own pescriptions "darling" - trying to forge a personality for yourself are we? Trying to get involved and yet seem detatched at the same time?
Don't even...
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 02:39 PM
Replies:
22,630
Picture Post
Views:
2,742,058
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
http://img175.imageshack.us/my.php?image=215411df7...
http://img175.imageshack.us/my.php?image=215411df7.jpg
According to some people on this forum, I'm a sad fat basement dweller who can't get laid.
O rly?
Forum:
Literature
12-11-2008, 02:38 PM
Replies:
53
I'M A WrITEr
Views:
10,763
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
HumainPain isn't even published. /thread
HumainPain isn't even published.
/thread
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 01:20 PM
Replies:
32
Idea for a comic book
Views:
4,575
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Don't be so pathetic. Young people should...
Don't be so pathetic.
Young people should just keep their head in the dirt , grow up and get a personality worthy of attention.
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 12:31 PM
Replies:
32
Idea for a comic book
Views:
4,575
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Exactly - the bitch can't even fathom the art...
Exactly - the bitch can't even fathom the art world. I doubt she's even been invited to a private art show, or even knows what art school she belongs to.
I blame Deviant Art and myspace - it has...
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 12:27 PM
Replies:
32
Idea for a comic book
Views:
4,575
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Why are you idiots even attempting to offer...
Why are you idiots even attempting to offer encouragement? To get your post count up? To trick yourselves into thinking you're nice people?
The idea is terrible. Everyone on this forum that comes...
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 12:12 PM
Replies:
32
Idea for a comic book
Views:
4,575
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
It wont be worth reading though because: A)...
It wont be worth reading though because:
A) He's not even formally educated
B) He's not read enough literature
C) He's a retard.
Anyone can come up with a plot or a concept, that's easy.
...
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 12:08 PM
Replies:
32
Idea for a comic book
Views:
4,575
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Answer the question: What's the basic...
Answer the question:
What's the basic premise?
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 11:42 AM
Replies:
32
Idea for a comic book
Views:
4,575
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Sorry but your story has no direction. Keep...
Sorry but your story has no direction.
Keep it simple.
What's the basic premise? I cannot be bothered to skim through your collection of poorly devised plot narratives.
Forum:
General
12-11-2008, 11:38 AM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
In their brief but extraordinary existence, the...
In their brief but extraordinary existence, the Martian Warriors won a unique reputation for daring hypocrisy and unfailing stupidity. Had their contrasting marvelous courage, that unflinching...
Forum:
General
12-09-2008, 06:21 PM
Replies:
40
"What good ever came from...?" [GAME]
Views:
5,652
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Her nipples got hard at the sight of Peter the...
Her nipples got hard at the sight of Peter the Rabbit.
What good ever came from standing up to Sir. Helpmann and co?
Forum:
General
12-09-2008, 04:31 PM
Replies:
40
Poll:
Did Martian Law Meet it's Objective?
Views:
3,453
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
These people are incapable of listening to...
These people are incapable of listening to reason; both in form and substance, what they have said in this thread has differed little from their past utterances. They believed that they could...
Forum:
Whining
12-09-2008, 01:47 PM
Replies:
35
Ladies keep on talkin'
Views:
4,367
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Last one to make Unimatrix crack is a dickhead! :D
Last one to make Unimatrix crack is a dickhead! :D
Forum:
Whining
12-09-2008, 01:46 PM
Replies:
114
Dear Helpmann and his troops
Views:
17,378
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
$haDe needs reminding.
$haDe needs reminding.
Forum:
General
12-09-2008, 12:57 PM
Replies:
81
What Happened to Helpman?
Views:
7,276
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Post the pictures already - or are you afraid?
Post the pictures already - or are you afraid?
Forum:
General
12-09-2008, 10:43 AM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
That wasn't the premise of our argument, and you...
That wasn't the premise of our argument, and you know it. Stop being willfully ignorant in the vain hope of convincing someone (because frankly, no one is).
Everything that has transpired has done...
Forum:
General
12-09-2008, 09:46 AM
Replies:
40
Poll:
Did Martian Law Meet it's Objective?
Views:
3,453
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Thank Jack you for your kind words and...
Thank Jack you for your kind words and encouragement.
Forum:
Literature
12-09-2008, 09:33 AM
Replies:
5
Helpmann's Story Central
Views:
2,045
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Helpmann's Story Central
INT. THE WATERING HOLE, BAR - NIGHT
Welcome to The Watering Hole, your typical lower-class bar in Louisville, Kentucky.
DESPANAN, a bearded, drunk, badly dressed man approaches the bar, and...
Forum:
General
12-09-2008, 09:29 AM
Replies:
40
Poll:
Did Martian Law Meet it's Objective?
Views:
3,453
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Let's look at the actual goal of Martian Law: ...
Let's look at the actual goal of Martian Law:
Either the intent was to "piss us off" or to try in vain to force people to talk about breasts.
Which is it?
Forum:
General
12-09-2008, 09:18 AM
Replies:
40
Poll:
Did Martian Law Meet it's Objective?
Views:
3,453
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
you must be in love that fat ugly bitch because...
you must be in love that fat ugly bitch because you keep calling her a fat ugly bitch ;)
I sense the well of their enthusiasm drying up since they have resorted to using playground psychology -...
Forum:
General
12-09-2008, 09:02 AM
Replies:
40
Poll:
Did Martian Law Meet it's Objective?
Views:
3,453
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
You DO realize that the only person pissed off is...
You DO realize that the only person pissed off is you right now?
We're just enjoying the show :)
PS - shouldn't we be on ignore?
PPS - not so keen to post boobs anymore? Does the result of...
Forum:
General
12-09-2008, 08:35 AM
Replies:
40
Poll:
Did Martian Law Meet it's Objective?
Views:
3,453
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
INT. THE WATERING HOLE, BAR - NIGHT Welcome...
INT. THE WATERING HOLE, BAR - NIGHT
Welcome to The Watering Hole, your typical lower-class bar in Louisville, Kentucky.
DESPANAN, a bearded, drunk, badly dressed man approaches the bar, and...
Forum:
General
12-09-2008, 08:28 AM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
INT. THE WATERING HOLE, BAR - NIGHT Welcome...
INT. THE WATERING HOLE, BAR - NIGHT
Welcome to The Watering Hole, your typical lower-class bar in Louisville, Kentucky.
DESPANAN, a bearded, drunk, badly dressed man approaches the bar, and...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 09:37 PM
Replies:
40
Poll:
Did Martian Law Meet it's Objective?
Views:
3,453
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
The Evil Good Men Do
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 09:25 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
And yet they had to use google to point out the...
And yet they had to use google to point out the obvious "hidden wisdom" of a famous historical quote by Einstein.
There's no contest.
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 09:19 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
You just condemned yourself by your own words: ...
You just condemned yourself by your own words:
It's all there:
"The topics of all threads which do not meet the necessary levels of kickassitude, as mandated by the Department of Homeland...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 09:00 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
The Martian Warriors are as good as defeated. ...
The Martian Warriors are as good as defeated.
Despanan can scream as loud likes, but the fact remains - threads simply do not change their natural flow simply because he dictates it. He has no...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 08:50 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Spot on. And the little tart loves it.
Spot on.
And the little tart loves it.
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 08:37 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Because like all the other so-called...
Because like all the other so-called "intellectual greats" of Gnet, you were fooled by obvious pasta.
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 08:34 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Check it out Gnet, the old man has run out of...
Check it out Gnet, the old man has run out of steam already.
All it took was to mention his wife.
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 08:21 PM
Replies:
40
Poll:
Did Martian Law Meet it's Objective?
Views:
3,453
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Did Martian Law Meet it's Objective?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 08:14 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Brace yourselves: Despanan is going to announce...
Brace yourselves: Despanan is going to announce that we're all "back on ignore" soon.
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 08:04 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
This coming from the Happily married middle-aged...
This coming from the Happily married middle-aged Goth with near 6,000 posts who spends his spare time in making fanboy "avatar" parodies, bumping the threads of so-called "attention whores" who "need...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 07:57 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
See that? He can only cite work he has done at...
See that? He can only cite work he has done at college because there has been NO work beyond that point.
This guy is a joke.
He's no actor, he's just a former drama student from some obscure...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 07:55 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No, it was all ripped. I took it from some...
No, it was all ripped.
I took it from some random blog.
Sorry, but you really aren't worth that much effort to wind up Jillian. You're the type of kid who at a party I'd deliberatley go on...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 07:48 PM
Replies:
6
What
Views:
1,059
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No, that's a teenage anarchist.
No, that's a teenage anarchist.
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 07:43 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Seriously, you need to get a brain. THINK...
Seriously, you need to get a brain.
THINK REALLY HARD ABOUT THIS ONE.
IF YOU BUMP MY THREADS, THEN MY THREADS WILL ALWAYS BE AT THE TOP.
IF THAT HAPPENS, MY THREADS WILL GET MORE ATTENTION...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 07:40 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Cheap coming from one of the philistines who...
Cheap coming from one of the philistines who couldn't even recognize famous historical quotes that any school boy knows (provided your school wasn't free).
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 07:38 PM
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197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Why waste my time even bothering to put that much...
Why waste my time even bothering to put that much work when all I had to do was directly copy wikipedia to get you going?
Seriously, you think I'd waste hard work on one so worthless?
I...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 07:32 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
There you have it folks - a complete blueprint...
There you have it folks - a complete blueprint for bumping Helpmann threads.
Nice work Despanan.
Seriously, well done.
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 07:25 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
A bold claim kid - got anything to back that up? ...
A bold claim kid - got anything to back that up?
If you thought it was a well thought opinion you would have attacked the opinions, and not the man (which you always do).
Just admit it, you...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 06:56 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Who gives a fuck if I threw copypasta in your...
Who gives a fuck if I threw copypasta in your direction? Before even sensing it was pasta you delved in, like an angry teenager who just finished "Das Kapitol" and proceeded to attack the truisms of...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 06:47 PM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
As do most Emos. It can't be helped.
As do most Emos. It can't be helped.
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 12:03 PM
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197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Exactly. What I find most amusing is the...
Exactly.
What I find most amusing is the idea he has planted in his head that it affects us being here if he has us on ignore or not.
It is immaterial if we are ignored by him.
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 11:57 AM
Replies:
8
20th Birthday
Views:
1,975
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
You had to make your own Birthday thread?
You had to make your own Birthday thread?
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 10:28 AM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
It would, if he even had us on ignore to begin...
It would, if he even had us on ignore to begin with.
Impossible - nothing was quoted for him to know what was said about him (unless he's that obsessive that he has someone reading them out to...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 09:30 AM
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197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
1291 words in total up to this point to bitch...
1291 words in total up to this point to bitch about people you claim are on ignore.
Defeats the point of ignoring people somewhat, don't you think?
I gather posting "boobs" simply isn't...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 09:07 AM
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197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
That now adds up to 1160 words in this thread to...
That now adds up to 1160 words in this thread to tell us we are "ignored".
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 06:51 AM
Replies:
25
A New Baby
Views:
4,742
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Didn't she have tests to find out if it had Downs...
Didn't she have tests to find out if it had Downs Syndrome?
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 06:45 AM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
Views:
24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Despanan has currently used 818 words in this...
Despanan has currently used 818 words in this thread to individuals he has was supposed to be ignoring. According to the Oxford dictionary the definition for ignore is:
to refrain from noticing or...
Forum:
Spooky News
12-08-2008, 03:39 AM
Replies:
27
Workers Occupy Republic Factory in Chicago
Views:
4,258
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
What do you mean my own arguments? They're...
What do you mean my own arguments?
They're not even your own arguments - someone else thought them up for you.
I simply wanted to wind you up in the fastest way possible.
You think I'd...
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 03:22 AM
Replies:
134
Leaving the forums for a while....
Views:
12,619
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Where is your strength Sanguine? Where has...
Where is your strength Sanguine?
Where has it gone?
Do you think that by ignoring this thread it will go away?
This thread shall exist for as long as you post here.
Forum:
General
12-08-2008, 03:20 AM
Replies:
197
Chemo (For the Cancer that is Killing)
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24,692
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Are you the real Batman? Then why do you dress like him?!?!
Good... Good... I feel your obsession...
I am defencless...
Take your google... use it... strike me down... give me your attention.... search up everything I have ever posted and your...
Forum:
Spooky News
12-07-2008, 06:46 PM
Replies:
27
Workers Occupy Republic Factory in Chicago
Views:
4,258
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
It all holds water - I just don't see a point in...
It all holds water - I just don't see a point in discussing anything with someone who hasn't got a clue what they're talking about.
I'll stick to debating with Jillian in this thread if it's all...
Forum:
Spooky News
12-07-2008, 06:44 PM
Replies:
27
Workers Occupy Republic Factory in Chicago
Views:
4,258
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Please don't tell me you're dumb enough to throw...
Please don't tell me you're dumb enough to throw around assumptions like a typical leftard agitator in the vain hope that you might actually, by mere chance, jump to some interesting conclusions.
...
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 06:34 PM
Replies:
44
I must possess all, or I possess nothing...
Views:
4,362
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Wilt thou also disannul my judgment? wilt thou...
Wilt thou also disannul my judgment? wilt thou condemn me, that thou mayest be righteous?
Hast thou an arm like Helpmann? or canst thou thunder with a voice like him? Deck thyself now with majesty...
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 06:17 PM
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44
I must possess all, or I possess nothing...
Views:
4,362
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
While your threads die, mine will flourish! You...
While your threads die, mine will flourish! You fools will never inherit my domain, for I am making yours mine!
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 06:00 PM
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13
Hey $hade and Sanguine Mind
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1,777
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
I gurantee the emonip just spat out his...
I gurantee the emonip just spat out his canine-cuisine over the monitor reading that.
Sanguine Mind is probably ripping his custom made gloves apart as we speak.
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 05:54 PM
Replies:
134
Leaving the forums for a while....
Views:
12,619
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
But no one understands you.
But no one understands you.
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 05:49 PM
Replies:
81
What Happened to Helpman?
Views:
7,276
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
What the fuck could you possibly do to protect...
What the fuck could you possibly do to protect Sanguine? Join in and cry with him about how mean people are on the internet?
Who here believes this slanty-eyed fuckstick even has any of us on...
Forum:
Spooky News
12-07-2008, 05:41 PM
Replies:
27
Workers Occupy Republic Factory in Chicago
Views:
4,258
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Bars as in PUBS are places where people go to...
Bars as in PUBS are places where people go to consume Alcohol - in effect doing damage to their bodies. One does not go to the pub for the good of one's health.
Waitresses should perhaps find a...
Forum:
Spooky News
12-07-2008, 05:35 PM
Replies:
27
Workers Occupy Republic Factory in Chicago
Views:
4,258
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
As opposed to the bullshit idea that the state is...
As opposed to the bullshit idea that the state is supreme and can fulfill the hopes and aspirations of everyone?
Free markets have given more people more choice, more material comfort and better...
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 05:09 PM
Replies:
81
What Happened to Helpman?
Views:
7,276
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
A bit obsessed with Ra, aren't we Albert? To...
A bit obsessed with Ra, aren't we Albert?
To the point of even remembering any spelling mistakes she's done in the past?
Forum:
Fashion
12-07-2008, 02:53 PM
Replies:
113
Helping suggestions for those who get heckled
Views:
24,122
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Here's some sound advice: GROW THE FUCK UP.
Here's some sound advice:
GROW THE FUCK UP.
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 02:38 PM
Replies:
81
What Happened to Helpman?
Views:
7,276
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Oh this is too good. You mean THIS the...
Oh this is too good.
You mean THIS the infamous Sanguine Mind?
His nose looks like a fucking lump of clay stuck on by an ironic modern artist - people who pose topless for their internet...
Forum:
Spooky News
12-07-2008, 02:28 PM
Replies:
27
Workers Occupy Republic Factory in Chicago
Views:
4,258
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
This is the thin end of the Wedge. It is...
This is the thin end of the Wedge.
It is socialism, and socialism will always end up in the smothering of individual rights. A socialist policy is abhorrent to the ideas of freedom. Socialism is...
Forum:
Fashion
12-07-2008, 02:07 PM
Replies:
51
My DIY gloves.
Views:
8,953
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
You can only give constructive critcism to...
You can only give constructive critcism to something that was constructed well and with good intentions.
Your gloves were not constructed well. They are probably the worst custom item I've seen...
Forum:
Fashion
12-07-2008, 02:00 PM
Replies:
51
My DIY gloves.
Views:
8,953
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
These gloves are not only terrible, but also...
These gloves are not only terrible, but also embsrassing.
Do you honestly intend to wear them in public? Your mother must be ashamed - I gather she cries herself to sleep at night?
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 01:54 PM
Replies:
134
Leaving the forums for a while....
Views:
12,619
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Everyone place your hand on your monitor. ...
Everyone place your hand on your monitor.
Please, do it now.
Now with me I want you to project your psychic energy... together we're going to do some magic...
...we're going to use our...
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 11:37 AM
Replies:
81
What Happened to Helpman?
Views:
7,276
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
This thread is to be kept alive for all time. ...
This thread is to be kept alive for all time.
It will not leave till Sanguine Mind is either dead, banned or leaves the forum.
Let it serve as a constant reminder that mediocrity is the price...
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 11:05 AM
Replies:
81
What Happened to Helpman?
Views:
7,276
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Aye!!!!!!!
Aye!!!!!!!
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 09:12 AM
Replies:
40
"What good ever came from...?" [GAME]
Views:
5,652
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
strong jaws. what good ever came from $haDe...
strong jaws.
what good ever came from $haDe crying?
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 03:20 AM
Replies:
44
I must possess all, or I possess nothing...
Views:
4,362
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
I relish the moment the poor soul finally wakes...
I relish the moment the poor soul finally wakes up one morning, looks in the mirror and screams "WTF was I thinking?!? This is not cool!".
His myspace account will be down a whole 24 hours as he...
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 02:54 AM
Replies:
81
What Happened to Helpman?
Views:
7,276
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
It's offical - Sanguine can't even post original...
It's offical - Sanguine can't even post original content, let alone "tongue-in-cheek" flames.
And who said this wasn't funny? I'm already laughing my ass off.
KNEEEEEL BEFORE YOUR INTERNET GOD!
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 02:48 AM
Replies:
81
What Happened to Helpman?
Views:
7,276
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Not as easy as it looks, is it Sanguine? In...
Not as easy as it looks, is it Sanguine?
In future think very long and hard before you engage in such shameless mediocrity - or better still, read out aloud before clicking send.
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 02:44 AM
Replies:
81
What Happened to Helpman?
Views:
7,276
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Look at this EtS - Sanguine Mong is trying to...
Look at this EtS - Sanguine Mong is trying to turn this into a "tongue-in-cheek" flame thread.
Oh the humanity...
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 02:40 AM
Replies:
81
What Happened to Helpman?
Views:
7,276
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Tongue-in-cheek? I notice you quickly just put...
Tongue-in-cheek? I notice you quickly just put that there... it wasn't there originally when I went to quote this.
Nervous are we?
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 02:38 AM
Replies:
81
What Happened to Helpman?
Views:
7,276
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Observe my Godly powers - I have the ability to...
Observe my Godly powers - I have the ability to make you cry and grin it would seem.
ps. couldn't keep me off ignore for long, could you?
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 02:36 AM
Replies:
81
What Happened to Helpman?
Views:
7,276
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Don't even try it. You're not that smart...
Don't even try it.
You're not that smart nor subtle enough to even attempt this.
Forum:
General
12-07-2008, 02:28 AM
Replies:
44
I must possess all, or I possess nothing...
Views:
4,362
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
I'm sorry, but this coming from a guy who wears...
I'm sorry, but this coming from a guy who wears black lipstick?
BLACK lipstick?
Seriously, even Marilyn Manson isn't that tacky.
(I don't know if anyone has told you this... but you don't...
Forum:
General
12-06-2008, 07:26 PM
Replies:
6
How Far Have We Come?
Views:
1,684
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
An hour to view this post, as opposed to an hour...
An hour to view this post, as opposed to an hour spamming threads with covered up breasts...
you decide gothic.net.
(remember, covered up breasts)
Forum:
General
12-06-2008, 05:10 PM
Replies:
11
Potential-thought-thingy that turned into off-topic questions?
Views:
2,024
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Look at them bring out the "old guard"... ...
Look at them bring out the "old guard"...
Pathetic.
Forum:
General
12-06-2008, 05:08 PM
Replies:
44
I must possess all, or I possess nothing...
Views:
4,362
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
So true. See you in that msn convo.
So true.
See you in that msn convo.
Forum:
General
12-06-2008, 05:07 PM
Replies:
41
In relation to everything that has happened regarding me...
Views:
4,646
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
It's december... what do you expect?
It's december... what do you expect?
Forum:
General
12-06-2008, 05:03 PM
Replies:
41
In relation to everything that has happened regarding me...
Views:
4,646
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Seriously, you think propelling my ego to new...
Seriously, you think propelling my ego to new heights is a sound argument?
Please, continue... perhaps you would like to do a parody of my signature next?
After all, such an insignifigant user...
Forum:
General
12-06-2008, 04:59 PM
Replies:
44
I must possess all, or I possess nothing...
Views:
4,362
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
How can you agree with this guy if you feel the...
How can you agree with this guy if you feel the need to parody my avatar?
Seriously, you're a fucking moron.
Forum:
General
12-06-2008, 04:39 PM
Replies:
41
In relation to everything that has happened regarding me...
Views:
4,646
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
I don't know, perhaps you could inform us all......
I don't know, perhaps you could inform us all... considering I have such a profound impact on your person that you change your avatar at any given opportunity.
Beat that.
Forum:
General
12-06-2008, 04:38 PM
Replies:
44
I must possess all, or I possess nothing...
Views:
4,362
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Kneeeel!!!
Kneeeel!!!
Forum:
General
12-06-2008, 04:32 PM
Replies:
44
I must possess all, or I possess nothing...
Views:
4,362
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
I must possess all, or I possess nothing...
People of Gothic.net! I stand before the Great Eye of the galaxy. Chosen by destiny by the powers of Cyberspace! This inevitable moment will transpire before your eyes, even as the Martan Warriors...
Forum:
Whining
12-06-2008, 04:23 PM
Replies:
36
My life is shit!
Views:
3,648
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Can't have much sympathy really, after all you do...
Can't have much sympathy really, after all you do live in Jordan.
Emigrate?
Seems like the only viable option. Do it fast - claim you're being opressed or something, and claim asylum in the uk....
Forum:
General
12-06-2008, 04:20 PM
Replies:
78
Ha, Ha, Ha... I just made someone cry!
Views:
9,723
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
You're just too good to be true. Can't take my...
You're just too good to be true.
Can't take my eyes off you.
You'd be like Heaven to touch.
I wanna hold you so much.
At long last love has arrived
And I thank God I'm alive.
You're just too...
Forum:
General
12-06-2008, 04:10 PM
Replies:
41
In relation to everything that has happened regarding me...
Views:
4,646
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No, I meant parrot. People speak, Parrots...
No, I meant parrot.
People speak, Parrots talk.
There is a difference.
Forum:
Whining
12-06-2008, 06:21 AM
Replies:
26
Obama is wonderful
Views:
3,046
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Obama is an American Tony Blair, and in about two...
Obama is an American Tony Blair, and in about two years time the public will be screaming for his blood.
Nothing but a big lying mouth.
Forum:
Literature
12-06-2008, 06:14 AM
Replies:
15
Love poem? What do you think?
Views:
2,348
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
What JCC is trying to say is that your poem sucks...
What JCC is trying to say is that your poem sucks because you don't read any poetry.
You think, like every moron today with a myspace account or a blog, that anyone can take part in art regardless...
Forum:
General
12-06-2008, 06:01 AM
Replies:
41
In relation to everything that has happened regarding me...
Views:
4,646
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Is it any wonder I am an egocentric when...
Is it any wonder I am an egocentric when individuals such as yourself parrot me at any given opportunity?
Just take a look at your new avatar - I swear to god you've never used the internet in...
Forum:
General
12-05-2008, 02:26 PM
Replies:
41
In relation to everything that has happened regarding me...
Views:
4,646
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
In relation to everything that has happened regarding me...
I don't take anything back. I meant every word.
But that's not to say I don't want to be a part of this community.
The people I attacked and made cry deserved it. So what if they were abused in...
Forum:
General
12-05-2008, 03:51 AM
Replies:
23
I am living the life [Game]
Views:
2,938
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
How do you know how to play the game if I'm...
How do you know how to play the game if I'm supposedly on ignore?
Just as I suspected.
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 02:30 PM
Replies:
30
Martian Law?
Views:
3,452
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
I will not concede defeat to one so stupid. ...
I will not concede defeat to one so stupid.
You win nothing.
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 12:02 PM
Replies:
30
Martian Law?
Views:
3,452
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
If you knew this already, you wouldn't have...
If you knew this already, you wouldn't have claimed that Mars was the God of Fertility.
An obvious trick on my behalf, which any schoolboy would have noticed (provided your school wasn't free).
...
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 11:23 AM
Replies:
51
Albert Mond's myspace hacking attempts.
Views:
6,041
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Further to the point - how the fuck do any of you...
Further to the point - how the fuck do any of you know he's living the high life?
All you have to work with is text on a screen. There's no proof that he's living a life worthy of attention, or...
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 11:19 AM
Replies:
23
I am living the life [Game]
Views:
2,938
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Today I placed my greatest internet enemies on...
Today I placed my greatest internet enemies on ignore, and then proceeded to spam their threads with images of covered up breasts in order to thwart their evil plans. Truly, it can be said that I am...
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 11:15 AM
Replies:
51
Albert Mond's myspace hacking attempts.
Views:
6,041
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Any man that provides mere hiking photographs and...
Any man that provides mere hiking photographs and claims to be "living the life" clearly has never been thrown out of a Hilton Hotel on a coke binge with a group of fucked up rich indie girls.
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 11:11 AM
Replies:
203
Trolls.
Views:
16,445
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
I thank you for that obscene gesture.
I thank you for that obscene gesture.
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 11:09 AM
Replies:
23
I am living the life [Game]
Views:
2,938
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Today I posted on Gnet, I am living the life.
Today I posted on Gnet, I am living the life.
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 10:57 AM
Replies:
23
I am living the life [Game]
Views:
2,938
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
I am living the life [Game]
Rules: Turn the most mundane activity into the greatest example of human achievement.
Example: I went hiking, I am living the life... what have you done?
GO!
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 10:46 AM
Replies:
203
Trolls.
Views:
16,445
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Are you telling the forum that you have placed...
Are you telling the forum that you have placed two people on ignore (since they are not worth your attention) and then proceed to spam their threads?
Yeah, we REALLY believe you...
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 10:38 AM
Replies:
30
Martian Law?
Views:
3,452
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Go back to school. Priapus is the God of...
Go back to school.
Priapus is the God of Fertility.
Fail.
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 09:57 AM
Replies:
203
Trolls.
Views:
16,445
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Quoted for Truth. Do remember, he's a really...
Quoted for Truth.
Do remember, he's a really "acomplished" actor with loads of female "groupies".
I find that hard with a hairy chest, unless they're all over 40.
I also find it hard to...
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 09:23 AM
Replies:
203
Trolls.
Views:
16,445
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
And you're not a goth.
And you're not a goth.
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 07:34 AM
Replies:
30
Martian Law?
Views:
3,452
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
To be honest, I'm more of a leg man. But that's...
To be honest, I'm more of a leg man. But that's besides the point.
The point is that it wouldn't be called Martian Law, it would be called Venusian Law if anything.
Mars is the God of War,...
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 07:20 AM
Replies:
18
The America Machine
Views:
3,002
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Not only wrong, but what the fuck are you trying...
Not only wrong, but what the fuck are you trying to say?
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 02:31 AM
Replies:
181
The Beast of Lansing: Facts on the monster compiled through research.
Views:
13,610
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Bandwagon-jumping, motherfucking worthless turd. ...
Bandwagon-jumping, motherfucking worthless turd.
Get back to posting tits, it's all you're good for.
Forum:
General
12-03-2008, 02:26 AM
Replies:
203
Trolls.
Views:
16,445
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Alarica
You're pathetic.
Non nude? Utterly pathetic.
So what if we have attacked other members of Gnet, you have done exactly the same to Alarica and countless other users on this forum. Of course...
Forum:
General
12-02-2008, 09:27 AM
Replies:
621
Describe yourself in one word game
Views:
71,386
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Revenant...
Revenant...
Forum:
General
12-02-2008, 09:25 AM
Replies:
30
Martian Law?
Views:
3,452
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Martian Law?
Sounds more to me like 'people' from Venus actually... "tit power y'all"...
Girls.
Forum:
General
12-02-2008, 09:15 AM
Replies:
1
Fifteen minutes with you... I wouldn't say No...
Views:
1,090
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Fifteen minutes with you... I wouldn't say No...
If all the world's a page, then every life becomes a sentence...
(I didn't think this sentence particularly odd at first lol...)
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 04:00 PM
Replies:
1
Love Laydee's song of absolute truth
Views:
1,176
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Love Laydee's song of absolute truth
That fate, which condemns me to wallow in piss has also denied me
the joys of the flesh ...
this face - the infection
which poisons our love ...
This face, which earned a mother's fear and...
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 02:51 PM
Replies:
53
"Who am I?" [Game]
Views:
6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........
No........
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 02:36 PM
Replies:
53
"Who am I?" [Game]
Views:
6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........
No........
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 02:27 PM
Replies:
53
"Who am I?" [Game]
Views:
6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........
No........
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 02:26 PM
Replies:
53
"Who am I?" [Game]
Views:
6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Yes.......
Yes.......
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 02:26 PM
Replies:
53
"Who am I?" [Game]
Views:
6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Yes.......
Yes.......
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 02:23 PM
Replies:
53
"Who am I?" [Game]
Views:
6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........
No........
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 02:11 PM
Replies:
181
The Beast of Lansing: Facts on the monster compiled through research.
Views:
13,610
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
"...and that no man might buy or sell, save he...
"...and that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or urinated on the beast, or the scent of her name. Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding smell the odour of the beast: for...
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 02:00 PM
Replies:
53
"Who am I?" [Game]
Views:
6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........
No........
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 01:48 PM
Replies:
181
The Beast of Lansing: Facts on the monster compiled through research.
Views:
13,610
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
I know, take a look at the very words of the...
I know, take a look at the very words of the Beast:
Note how she was so insecure in this post about telling a blatent lie that the Beast couldn't even type the word very, but instead typed...
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 01:48 PM
Replies:
37
on a word, or two ...
Views:
3,212
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Are we to expect anything less from Utho? He is...
Are we to expect anything less from Utho? He is after all German, and History proves that all Germans have the uncanny ability to make no mistakes except the very greatest.
His original post reads...
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General
12-01-2008, 01:39 PM
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5
Too Funny
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1,118
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Sir. Helpmann
I know ugly retards like to think that beauty is...
I know ugly retards like to think that beauty is "subjective", but seriously...
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General
12-01-2008, 01:35 PM
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181
The Beast of Lansing: Facts on the monster compiled through research.
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13,610
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Sir. Helpmann
HA HA HA - SOMEONE MADE HER CRY!
HA HA HA - SOMEONE MADE HER CRY!
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General
12-01-2008, 01:33 PM
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5
Too Funny
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1,118
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Too Funny
HA HA HA - SOMEONE MADE HER CRY!
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General
12-01-2008, 01:03 PM
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53
"Who am I?" [Game]
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6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........
No........
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General
12-01-2008, 12:59 PM
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37
on a word, or two ...
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3,212
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
THAT was what we had to wait till monday for? ...
THAT was what we had to wait till monday for?
I rest my case.
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General
12-01-2008, 12:54 PM
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53
"Who am I?" [Game]
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6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........
No........
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General
12-01-2008, 12:53 PM
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53
"Who am I?" [Game]
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6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........ [Refer back to Haunted House's...
No........
[Refer back to Haunted House's question]
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General
12-01-2008, 12:46 PM
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53
"Who am I?" [Game]
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6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........
No........
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General
12-01-2008, 12:45 PM
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53
"Who am I?" [Game]
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6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No..........
No..........
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 12:45 PM
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53
"Who am I?" [Game]
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6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........
No........
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General
12-01-2008, 12:32 PM
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41
"I made $hade cry" Club...
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5,902
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Not as much as you bumping my threads on my...
Not as much as you bumping my threads on my behalf :)
Thanks for being a fan.
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General
12-01-2008, 12:29 PM
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53
"Who am I?" [Game]
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6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Yes.......
Yes.......
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General
12-01-2008, 11:58 AM
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53
"Who am I?" [Game]
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6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........
No........
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General
12-01-2008, 11:56 AM
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65
The Hate Club
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6,176
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Gotta prove yourself first... ;)
Gotta prove yourself first... ;)
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Fashion
12-01-2008, 11:51 AM
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71
Steampunk
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10,596
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
If you want to go around life looking like a...
If you want to go around life looking like a fucking cartoon character, then steampunk is for you.
If on the other hand you have a modicum of taste and self respect, you'll be advised to turn your...
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Fashion
12-01-2008, 11:42 AM
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71
Steampunk
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10,596
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
They're not goths. They're nerds who think...
They're not goths.
They're nerds who think they're goths.
There is a difference.
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 11:40 AM
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53
"Who am I?" [Game]
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6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Yes.......
Yes.......
Forum:
Fashion
12-01-2008, 11:30 AM
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71
Steampunk
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10,596
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
People who engage in Steampunk as a fashion...
People who engage in Steampunk as a fashion choice are always LARPers - sad, pathetic nerds who think they can use Goth clubs as an outlet for their socially awkward nerdom...
I hate the way the...
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General
12-01-2008, 11:24 AM
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65
The Hate Club
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6,176
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
I'm on Zone 2.
I'm on Zone 2.
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General
12-01-2008, 11:12 AM
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65
The Hate Club
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6,176
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Ah cool... I'm in there practically every day. ...
Ah cool... I'm in there practically every day.
Where abouts in London are you?
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 11:09 AM
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53
"Who am I?" [Game]
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6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........
No........
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 11:07 AM
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65
The Hate Club
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6,176
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No, it's 250... sorry. Do you go to the Dev?
No, it's 250... sorry.
Do you go to the Dev?
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 11:05 AM
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53
"Who am I?" [Game]
Views:
6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
No........
No........
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 11:02 AM
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53
"Who am I?" [Game]
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6,479
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
"Who am I?" [Game]
This game is easy.
I will pick a famous individual, and you will ask me questions that I can only answer Yes or No, in order to find out who I am!
Examples: "Are you Male?" "Are you Dead?" "Are...
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General
12-01-2008, 10:54 AM
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65
The Hate Club
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6,176
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Come on... five more posts and you can get PM...
Come on... five more posts and you can get PM access.
Forum:
General
12-01-2008, 10:50 AM
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59
The Love Club
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6,810
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
And with that post you just demonstrated to the...
And with that post you just demonstrated to the entire community that you are simply not cultured nor intelligent enough to understand the Goth point of view.
Then again, all of us already knew...
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General
12-01-2008, 12:45 AM
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41
"I made $hade cry" Club...
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5,902
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
The greatest danger for most of us is not that...
The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that it is too low and we reach it. That is not in the case however regarding that trio of inspiring individuals...
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General
11-30-2008, 07:10 PM
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41
"I made $hade cry" Club...
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5,902
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
That's right my little aspiring internet-warrior...
That's right my little aspiring internet-warrior of tommorow... bump my threads :)
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General
11-30-2008, 06:48 PM
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41
"I made $hade cry" Club...
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5,902
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
The Hell she wasn't - I was on the phone to her...
The Hell she wasn't - I was on the phone to her when it happened... you should have heard her laughter.
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General
11-30-2008, 06:29 PM
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41
"I made $hade cry" Club...
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5,902
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
The secret of joy in work is contained in one...
The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. That is what makes us an elite, a selective club of the truly initiate.
Forum:
Whining
11-30-2008, 06:27 PM
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11
Characterless Twats of Gothic.net
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1,829
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Characterless Twats of Gothic.net
Character cannot be developed in ease and quiet. Only through experience of trial and suffering can the soul be strengthened, vision cleared, ambition inspired, and success achieved. How can we...
Forum:
Shill
11-30-2008, 06:14 PM
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7
My Fanclub
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2,810
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
You see Gothic.net, I'm not the bad guy... I just...
You see Gothic.net, I'm not the bad guy... I just have standards.
I just want to wipe people like Piss-Lover here and Emonip from our forum because frankly they lower it's standards.
I know...
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Whining
11-30-2008, 06:07 PM
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13
Wtf !!!??!!
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1,945
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=134...
https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=13485
JOIN THE COOLEST NU CLUB!!!!!!!1111
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General
11-30-2008, 06:06 PM
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41
"I made $hade cry" Club...
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5,902
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
"I made $hade cry" Club...
...simply provoke the little whiney emo bitch to tears and you're in!
Forum:
Whining
11-30-2008, 06:00 PM
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13
Wtf !!!??!!
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1,945
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
$hade started this - he spammed the forums with...
$hade started this - he spammed the forums with "Game" threads and now cries like a bitch because those threads are no longer as popular as they were yesterday.
That's all it comes down to when it...
Forum:
Whining
11-30-2008, 05:43 PM
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0
Newspapers understate the borrowing by reporting government spin
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1,070
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Newspapers understate the borrowing by reporting government spin
I have been reading the Sunday papers about the economy and wonder why I bother to. Several of them rightly condemn the government for borrowing too much, but they all use Ministers’ own figures in...
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Whining
11-30-2008, 04:59 PM
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37
Boo Hoo.!?
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3,356
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
...I don't think you've lived a life worthy of my...
...I don't think you've lived a life worthy of my attention.
Bye.
Forum:
Whining
11-30-2008, 04:44 PM
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37
Boo Hoo.!?
Views:
3,356
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Confronted with what? Nicotine withdrawel? ...
Confronted with what? Nicotine withdrawel?
You haven't lived.
Forum:
Whining
11-30-2008, 04:36 PM
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37
Boo Hoo.!?
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3,356
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
You worry too much.
You worry too much.
Forum:
Whining
11-30-2008, 04:13 PM
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37
Boo Hoo.!?
Views:
3,356
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Frankly you sound like a pain in the arse. ...
Frankly you sound like a pain in the arse.
Your boyfriend must be a total wuss of a man if he begged for forgivness after your relentless nagging on the phone. I remember dating a girl like you,...
Forum:
Whining
11-30-2008, 03:53 PM
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37
Boo Hoo.!?
Views:
3,356
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
That's simply not true.
That's simply not true.
Forum:
General
11-30-2008, 03:49 PM
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65
The Hate Club
Views:
6,176
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
The opposite of love is not hate, it is...
The opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference.
Forum:
Whining
11-30-2008, 03:41 PM
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37
Boo Hoo.!?
Views:
3,356
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
You foolish woman. We guys do this on...
You foolish woman.
We guys do this on purpose, since we know it makes you run to us... hadn't you noticed yet?
Forum:
General
11-30-2008, 03:31 PM
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65
The Hate Club
Views:
6,176
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
How do you sleep at night... does not the urine...
How do you sleep at night... does not the urine rash sting?
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General
11-30-2008, 03:27 PM
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65
The Hate Club
Views:
6,176
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
The Hate Club
When you love everything, without taste or discrimination, what value does that place on love?
The Love Club is the manifestation of the most vilest and unworthy of Gnet members, users who are...
Forum:
General
11-30-2008, 03:08 PM
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59
The Love Club
Views:
6,810
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
This club is vile like it's members.
This club is vile like it's members.
Forum:
General
11-30-2008, 02:51 PM
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37
on a word, or two ...
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3,212
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Victory Shall Come To The Worthy
THIS thread means that the circle is now complete. And the question at this time is: what are the aims of this Utho and his erroneous assumptions?
Utho may be convinced that this futile thread...
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General
11-29-2008, 08:19 AM
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127
Which GNET member would you Gang Raep?
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9,239
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
Top hat... black lipstick... Spare me.
Top hat... black lipstick...
Spare me.
Forum:
General
11-28-2008, 11:00 PM
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127
Which GNET member would you Gang Raep?
Views:
9,239
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
And here we were thinking you had placed us on...
And here we were thinking you had placed us on ignore.
Forum:
General
11-28-2008, 02:13 PM
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25
IGNORE-ance is bliss
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25,379
Posted By
Sir. Helpmann
What absolute bullshit. 108 views and...
What absolute bullshit.
108 views and counting motherfucker - and the fact that you had to bother coming to this thread and make your little point tells us that we clearly aren't even on ignore.
...
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