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Forum: General 08-06-2007, 05:26 AM

Replies: 15 Where's the cheese at? Views: 3,398 Posted By Wise Child Yep, big-style. Although I'm missing Pure Guava,... Yep, big-style. Although I'm missing Pure Guava, which makes me angry. *flips off Pizza Hut as afterthought*

Forum: Politics 08-05-2007, 09:04 PM

Replies: 60 Thoughts on feminism? Views: 4,692 Posted By Wise Child Well, that's because they're little twats who... Well, that's because they're little twats who like it really, and pretend not to so that they can pretend they're pissed off about disresepct rather than the vapid reality of their sad lives. What'd...

Forum: Politics 08-05-2007, 08:53 PM

Replies: 60 Thoughts on feminism? Views: 4,692 Posted By Wise Child Yeah... if only they had the good sense to take... Yeah... if only they had the good sense to take over the world while the men are busy gawking, instead of just fluttering around and giggling. If there's two things I can't stand, it's fluttering...

Forum: Whining 08-05-2007, 08:51 PM

Replies: 108 what would you do for love? Views: 14,686 Posted By Wise Child Ta my lovely, but I'm not back-back. (just got... Ta my lovely, but I'm not back-back. (just got double-backed beast image... damn you, Shakespeare! *shakes fist*) Just drunk and bored at 4.57 a.m. and figured I'd look in. And how are you? Stil...

Forum: Politics 08-05-2007, 08:39 PM

Replies: 60 Thoughts on feminism? Views: 4,692 Posted By Wise Child Told ya. ;) Told ya. ;)

Forum: Politics 08-05-2007, 08:34 PM

Replies: 60 Thoughts on feminism? Views: 4,692 Posted By Wise Child Why don't you just do her up the butt? She wants... Why don't you just do her up the butt? She wants to be equal to a man, treat her like one. I mean, it's just the logical progression... Oh god, my feminist theory teacher is gonna kill me for...

Forum: Whining 08-05-2007, 08:27 PM

Replies: 108 what would you do for love? Views: 14,686 Posted By Wise Child I would do... a lotta drugs. Chemicalize that... I would do... a lotta drugs. Chemicalize that love crap outta your system good and proper. It's the only way.

Forum: Spooky News 08-05-2007, 08:09 PM

Replies: 139 Blogging Pedophile Views: 15,094 Posted By Wise Child 'Ello Jillybean. How's it hanging? (Don't answer... 'Ello Jillybean. How's it hanging? (Don't answer that... sounds dirty. Wrong thread. I's older n'you 'n' this is teh paedophilia thread....)

Forum: Politics 08-05-2007, 06:30 PM

Replies: 60 Thoughts on feminism? Views: 4,692 Posted By Wise Child Nah... hepititis. Or AIDS. Or Sudden Death... Nah... hepititis. Or AIDS. Or Sudden Death Syndrome. That'd be pretty cool. Dysentery's a little too Third World. Mah country prides itself on clean ice.

Forum: Spooky News 08-05-2007, 06:26 PM

Replies: 139 Blogging Pedophile Views: 15,094 Posted By Wise Child http://www.ipce.info/host/radicase/preface.htm http://www.ipce.info/host/radicase/preface.htm

Forum: General 08-05-2007, 06:12 PM

Replies: 4,434 The Food Game Views: 386,742 Posted By Wise Child spaghetti... BOLOGNASE spaghetti... BOLOGNASE

Forum: Spooky News 07-20-2006, 07:27 PM

Replies: 25 Brain tumour causes uncontrollable paedophilia Views: 4,964 Posted By Wise Child *laughs until tears come* And the greatest... *laughs until tears come* And the greatest intellectual tool ThinkDifferent can suggest is... GOOGLE! Oh, the irony... *sniffles*

Forum: General 07-20-2006, 05:54 AM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child No, no - I meant GNet. That's the "you" that that... No, no - I meant GNet. That's the "you" that that paragraph is referring to. Like I said, I understand your position, Magpie. But their post annoyed me, being as it was patronising, hypocritical,...

Forum: Whining 07-20-2006, 02:43 AM

Replies: 21 Why was happy_dude banned? Views: 5,045 Posted By Wise Child Probably because he mentioned that everyone's... Probably because he mentioned that everyone's disappearing to a better place far away in the Randomness thread (although I could be wrong - people have been banned for far less)... For that...

Forum: General 07-11-2006, 10:30 AM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child (Taken out of thread to avoid further... (Taken out of thread to avoid further bicker-jacking) Mags, I like you and I respect your opinion. But I'm gonna have to disagree with you on this one. I can see why you may say, "look, Gnet is...

Forum: Literature 07-10-2006, 05:21 PM

Replies: 19 My grandfather died today... Views: 4,292 Posted By Wise Child I have apologised to Falken for getting carried... I have apologised to Falken for getting carried away in his thread already, actually. Advice on how to make the site better? You mean someone actually cares? *gasp*

Forum: Literature 07-09-2006, 09:53 AM

Replies: 19 My grandfather died today... Views: 4,292 Posted By Wise Child Sorry, Falken. Came in at the end of the thread,... Sorry, Falken. Came in at the end of the thread, and you're right - this isn't the place for it. Apologies for cluttering up your remembrance thread with crap - stopping now... Lovely poem. Here's...

Forum: Whining 07-09-2006, 02:07 AM

Replies: 66 Virgin Views: 13,257 Posted By Wise Child Yeah - she sure showed me... Wow, I'm scared to... Yeah - she sure showed me... Wow, I'm scared to wander around here now. I must leave and never come back. BAD Wise Child! *slaps own wrist* Actually, I wasn't aware that your mother is dead....

Forum: General 07-08-2006, 05:04 AM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child Personally, I think you can post whatever you... Personally, I think you can post whatever you want in Randomness. Whether it goes here or in whining is just a judgement call, in my opinion. Maggot, your friend sucks. Hit her with sticks...

Forum: Introductions 07-07-2006, 08:42 AM

Replies: 18 I'm baaack Views: 2,515 Posted By Wise Child Well, where I live, it's about the accent. Black,... Well, where I live, it's about the accent. Black, wihite and Asian Londoners, for example, all have fairly distinctive accents. English, but slightly different. I've heard people say things like,...

Forum: Whining 07-06-2006, 01:06 PM

Replies: 66 Virgin Views: 13,257 Posted By Wise Child Oh man. I'm in for it now. I better get me a... Oh man. I'm in for it now. I better get me a place in a Witness Protection program. Oh dear... *quivers* No, I lost mine to a boyfriend, actually. I didn't physically assault him,...

Forum: Whining 07-05-2006, 10:21 AM

Replies: 66 Virgin Views: 13,257 Posted By Wise Child It happens. Something you could try is fucking... It happens. Something you could try is fucking someone other than your sister. Maybe once the partner stops grabbing and yanking your hair, you'll begin to enjoy it more.

Forum: General 07-05-2006, 10:19 AM

Replies: 25 I Need A Name!! Views: 5,196 Posted By Wise Child "Niels is just going out, and may be some... "Niels is just going out, and may be some time..."

Forum: Introductions 07-05-2006, 10:13 AM

Replies: 18 I'm baaack Views: 2,515 Posted By Wise Child Don't sell yourself short, sweetie. The senior... Don't sell yourself short, sweetie. The senior members like you because you're intelligent and have interesting things to say, plus being an all-around cool banana - not just because you conform to...

Forum: General 07-05-2006, 12:43 AM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child *nods vigorously while draining drink* (Hope you... *nods vigorously while draining drink* (Hope you appreciate the support missy, this is harder than it looks!)

Forum: General 07-04-2006, 01:41 PM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child Yeah, only 'cause all the people protesting the... Yeah, only 'cause all the people protesting the state of the place have left / been banned... it's not like it's better because the admins have taken members' views on board. It's just quieter...

Forum: Whining 07-04-2006, 05:26 AM

Replies: 12 Why? Views: 3,209 Posted By Wise Child Are you surprised? Shit, why'n'cha just tell him... Are you surprised? Shit, why'n'cha just tell him with a baseball bat and have done with it? Did it ever occur to you that his lack of response could be because he simply doesn't love you back? You...

Forum: General 07-04-2006, 05:17 AM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child CASTRATOR, do you have MSN? Or could you possibly... CASTRATOR, do you have MSN? Or could you possibly set your profile status to receive emails?

Forum: General 06-22-2006, 07:57 AM

Replies: 66 belt loop Views: 7,521 Posted By Wise Child A biscotti? Score!! I have no idea what that... A biscotti? Score!! I have no idea what that is, but I want one. Okay, time to roll out the big guns... *whips out entire fruit salad, singing manically*

Forum: General 06-22-2006, 07:50 AM

Replies: 66 belt loop Views: 7,521 Posted By Wise Child M'kay. *clears throat and limbers up* *does... M'kay. *clears throat and limbers up* *does crazy things to thread with banana, limbs a-blur* TAKE THAT, BITCH!! AND THAT! AND THAT! *retreats to Legacy and holds out hands in manner of Oliver...

Forum: General 06-22-2006, 07:40 AM

Replies: 66 belt loop Views: 7,521 Posted By Wise Child Hmm. What'll you give me if I manage to rip it to... Hmm. What'll you give me if I manage to rip it to shreds with nothing more than a banana? I'm open to haggling, although I think that's got to be worth a cookie at least.

Forum: General 06-22-2006, 07:08 AM

Replies: 37 GothHippie? Views: 8,590 Posted By Wise Child Ever heard the phrase "people in glass houses... Ever heard the phrase "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones"? Although, given the boulder you just heaved to the sound of shattering, probably not...

Forum: General 06-22-2006, 04:04 AM

Replies: 470 The kindness game Views: 75,535 Posted By Wise Child Disorder, you're a cutiehead and your pictures... Disorder, you're a cutiehead and your pictures make me smile. Plus, the new avatar fuckin' rocks!

Forum: Shill 06-22-2006, 04:03 AM

Replies: 5 modeling contest Views: 2,327 Posted By Wise Child I voted. She has gorgeous hair, and the fashion... I voted. She has gorgeous hair, and the fashion line sounds wicked.

Forum: General 06-22-2006, 02:44 AM

Replies: 66 belt loop Views: 7,521 Posted By Wise Child DIE, THREAD, DIE!! *hacks at thread with big-ass... DIE, THREAD, DIE!! *hacks at thread with big-ass knife* EDIT: or maybe sword. That would be kind of cool.

Forum: General 06-21-2006, 06:19 AM

Replies: 77 Lower then a snake Views: 10,589 Posted By Wise Child Emails, then. For those that have them in their... Emails, then. For those that have them in their profile.

Forum: General 06-21-2006, 05:57 AM

Replies: 77 Lower then a snake Views: 10,589 Posted By Wise Child The second somewhere similar but better comes up,... The second somewhere similar but better comes up, I'm coming back and posting a thread with a link - with PMs to all members for good measure, as it'll surely be deleted. Just in case anyone wants to...

Forum: General 06-21-2006, 03:31 AM

Replies: 77 Lower then a snake Views: 10,589 Posted By Wise Child I DO miss Darren. I don't even fucking know... I DO miss Darren. I don't even fucking know Darren - not sure if he was a little before my time - but shit, I miss him like crazy. Sounds like he knew what he was doing and actually gave two shits...

Forum: General 06-21-2006, 03:22 AM

Replies: 77 Lower then a snake Views: 10,589 Posted By Wise Child Well, I'd guess it takes them roughly five hours... Well, I'd guess it takes them roughly five hours to find their ass with one hand. So, according to my calculations, this thread will be going for as long as it takes them to find it - which could be...

Forum: General 06-21-2006, 03:06 AM

Replies: 77 Lower then a snake Views: 10,589 Posted By Wise Child This is fucking insane. *head spins* This is fucking insane. *head spins*

Forum: Whining 06-20-2006, 05:43 AM

Replies: 8,089 Poll: Rant Thread Views: 834,868 Posted By Wise Child Aaw. Come hang with me now you're in England,... Aaw. Come hang with me now you're in England, sweetie. One who knows all too well the pain of being surrounded by morons with an irony deficiancy...

Forum: General 06-20-2006, 05:40 AM

Replies: 66 belt loop Views: 7,521 Posted By Wise Child *raises eyes skyward and whistles innocently* *raises eyes skyward and whistles innocently*

Forum: General 06-20-2006, 03:24 AM

Replies: 66 belt loop Views: 7,521 Posted By Wise Child Well, I thought people should get SOME benefit... Well, I thought people should get SOME benefit out of this thread. And if I can share that glowing feeling it gave me inside, then the thread-starter's joining won't have been a TOTAL waste of time....

Forum: General 06-20-2006, 02:11 AM

Replies: 66 belt loop Views: 7,521 Posted By Wise Child Yesterday, while I was getting the train back to... Yesterday, while I was getting the train back to university, I saw this horrible, bratty child screaming at its mother. Then it fell down about six stairs, landing right on its whiny little face. A...

Forum: Introductions 06-20-2006, 01:43 AM

Replies: 16 A re-introduction of the Sanctus Variety... Views: 3,058 Posted By Wise Child *wraps self around Sanctus' leg so she can't... *wraps self around Sanctus' leg so she can't leave*

Forum: General 06-19-2006, 09:14 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,908,550 Posted By Wise Child Well... yeah. But you're a hottie with a wicked... Well... yeah. But you're a hottie with a wicked tattoo, so it's all good. ;)

Forum: Literature 06-19-2006, 09:13 PM

Replies: 8 Dark Tales of Nightingales:The Story of Isaac Labove Views: 3,287 Posted By Wise Child I think I have to respectfully disagree with... I think I have to respectfully disagree with Niels on this one - I think the predictability lent a really good effect. It's a personal thing - I like the contrast between the everyday, mundane, happy...

Forum: Introductions 06-19-2006, 08:49 PM

Replies: 12 Harken unto the newbie! Views: 2,335 Posted By Wise Child It made me horny. ;) Welcome, O intelligent... It made me horny. ;) Welcome, O intelligent beacon of light! We've lost a lot of good members lately, so please stay and help improve conditions here.

Forum: Whining 06-19-2006, 08:34 PM

Replies: 82 Gnet Views: 10,873 Posted By Wise Child People aren't flamed for the odd little typo or... People aren't flamed for the odd little typo or mistake. Corrected, probably, but not flamed. They're flamed for persistant idiocy or ignoring the rules. If someone tries to be an asshole, and spells...

Forum: General 06-19-2006, 08:26 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,908,550 Posted By Wise Child Wow, Phayte, I commend your stamina. My only tatt... Wow, Phayte, I commend your stamina. My only tatt is all of three inches long and took well over an hour, as I was having the tattooist stop roughly every three seconds or so. Think I'm exaggerating?...

Forum: Spooky News 06-13-2006, 08:56 AM

Replies: 25 Brain tumour causes uncontrollable paedophilia Views: 4,964 Posted By Wise Child No one fully understands everything the brain can... No one fully understands everything the brain can do. So, in theory, yes - it possibly could have changed his values. I strongly disagree that someone should be killed for an involuntary illness....

Forum: Introductions 06-13-2006, 08:36 AM

Replies: 26 Hello strangers Views: 4,206 Posted By Wise Child *hugs Jack's Girl* See? you understand... *hugs Jack's Girl* See? you understand...

Forum: General 06-13-2006, 08:24 AM

Replies: 15 my suicide note for you all to see.. Views: 3,824 Posted By Wise Child Buh-bye then. *waves* Buh-bye then. *waves*

Forum: Introductions 06-13-2006, 08:22 AM

Replies: 26 Hello strangers Views: 4,206 Posted By Wise Child Don't forget Jack Nicholson! *kowtows to his... Don't forget Jack Nicholson! *kowtows to his image (a Cuckoo's Nest poster, to be precise)*

Forum: Fashion 06-13-2006, 04:07 AM

Replies: 2,745 So what are you currently wearing? Views: 553,909 Posted By Wise Child Pyjamas. I live in them when I'm at home. ... Pyjamas. I live in them when I'm at home. For later... 3/4 length combats and a vest top. It's too damn hot here for much else.

Forum: Literature 06-13-2006, 04:05 AM

Replies: 151 Who's writing what at the moment? Views: 21,428 Posted By Wise Child Wow, spooky. I got it and I love it! You seem to... Wow, spooky. I got it and I love it! You seem to have a genuine way with comedy. It's got that Monty Python thing going on - utterly silly in places, while still managing to be very witty. I'm not...

Forum: General 06-13-2006, 03:58 AM

Replies: 39 Soccer World Championship! Views: 8,378 Posted By Wise Child I work in a pub. A bloke's pub. A very... I work in a pub. A bloke's pub. A very hot, non-air-conditioned bloke's pub... Just one of many reasons I hate the world cup. (Not a football fan... this summer, even less so.)

Forum: Literature 06-12-2006, 05:40 PM

Replies: 2 Poetry as a Long-Term Commitment Views: 2,607 Posted By Wise Child I like this thread. Of course, particular poems... I like this thread. Of course, particular poems are critiqued as requested in the Poetry thread, and specifics are discussed there, but I think a thread for favourite published/famous poets, and...

Forum: Literature 06-12-2006, 06:57 AM

Replies: 151 Who's writing what at the moment? Views: 21,428 Posted By Wise Child Sure - there's an email address in my profile.... Sure - there's an email address in my profile. 'Twould be much appreciated!

Forum: Literature 06-12-2006, 04:17 AM

Replies: 151 Who's writing what at the moment? Views: 21,428 Posted By Wise Child Meh... I'm run off my ass until September... is... Meh... I'm run off my ass until September... is it after then? If not, I still think you should post it so I can read it. :D

Forum: Literature 06-12-2006, 03:36 AM

Replies: 151 Who's writing what at the moment? Views: 21,428 Posted By Wise Child Ooh! Sounds intriguing. Would you consider... Ooh! Sounds intriguing. Would you consider posting it on here? *makes big pleading anime eyes* I think I'd really like to read that.

Forum: Literature 06-12-2006, 02:45 AM

Replies: 151 Who's writing what at the moment? Views: 21,428 Posted By Wise Child *passes spooky matchsticks* Careful with those,... *passes spooky matchsticks* Careful with those, luv. They're flammable (kinda...) ;) What are you doing for the Guilfest drama section? AND the fairy tales have been abandoned (shut up), and the...

Forum: Whining 06-10-2006, 02:09 PM

Replies: 50 Assholes Views: 9,921 Posted By Wise Child Maybe some day, in a forum far away... Maybe some day, in a forum far away...

Forum: Introductions 06-10-2006, 02:02 PM

Replies: 27 Hi there! Views: 4,383 Posted By Wise Child Uhh... if GCSE history serves, that didn't work... Uhh... if GCSE history serves, that didn't work out too well for anyone. Still and all, the Allies were hard-assed motherfuckas about it, and I guess that was the point of the story anyhow......

Forum: Literature 06-10-2006, 01:49 PM

Replies: 30 Lovers in Literature Views: 9,970 Posted By Wise Child Been there. And always know at least two couples... Been there. And always know at least two couples at once who're still there. 'Tis why I love them so. :D

Forum: Introductions 06-09-2006, 02:19 AM

Replies: 10 Greetings Views: 1,816 Posted By Wise Child Well hello there. *merry wave* John Saul,... Well hello there. *merry wave* John Saul, eh? There's a name I haven't heard for years. Once upon a time I used to love a bit of John Saul action, and now you've made me want to read it again, to...

Forum: Literature 06-08-2006, 03:35 PM

Replies: 151 Who's writing what at the moment? Views: 21,428 Posted By Wise Child New avvy, Illusions? ;) New avvy, Illusions? ;)

Forum: Whining 06-08-2006, 03:34 PM

Replies: 50 Assholes Views: 9,921 Posted By Wise Child Yay! It's peepee time! :D *does impression of... Yay! It's peepee time! :D *does impression of prerequisite baying crowd to lend atmosphere to the occassion*

Forum: Whining 06-08-2006, 04:37 AM

Replies: 8,089 Poll: Rant Thread Views: 834,868 Posted By Wise Child I hear ya, Morrigan. *sigh* I hear ya, Morrigan. *sigh*

Forum: General 06-08-2006, 01:59 AM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,908,550 Posted By Wise Child Fuckin' amen. Fuckin' amen.

Forum: Introductions 06-07-2006, 04:10 AM

Replies: 17 Greetings droogs Views: 2,155 Posted By Wise Child Thanks! Will check it out. Thanks! Will check it out.

Forum: Introductions 06-07-2006, 04:02 AM

Replies: 17 Greetings droogs Views: 2,155 Posted By Wise Child Hmm, Dogma and A Clockwork Orange are the only... Hmm, Dogma and A Clockwork Orange are the only ones of those I've seen. Both were, needless to say, beyond brilliance. Haven't seen Mallrats yet - the only other Kevin Smith movie I've seen is Jay...

Forum: Introductions 06-07-2006, 03:08 AM

Replies: 17 Greetings droogs Views: 2,155 Posted By Wise Child Glad you came, Legacy. And I'm with you on every... Glad you came, Legacy. And I'm with you on every one of the films you listed. Sorry to hear you're dead inside... that's gotta suck.

Forum: Spooky News 06-07-2006, 03:03 AM

Replies: 209 Vampirefreaks murder case... Views: 60,069 Posted By Wise Child *patiently* Right. But as your oh-so-tedious... *patiently* Right. But as your oh-so-tedious little friends have been informed more than once, few if any people on this site care what you think, as you've completely ignored the posting rules and...

Forum: General 06-06-2006, 05:52 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,908,550 Posted By Wise Child Eat shit, you asshole. EAT. FUCKING. SHIT. You... Eat shit, you asshole. EAT. FUCKING. SHIT. You worthless piece of scum, get a life and try to scrape some residue of something resembling dignity off the floor - then do us all a favour and piss...

Forum: General 06-06-2006, 05:23 PM

Replies: 115 Gothic/Punk FAQs Views: 16,804 Posted By Wise Child I always think imagery gives a flame that little... I always think imagery gives a flame that little something extra. :D

Forum: Introductions 06-05-2006, 12:57 PM

Replies: 7 Madweasel, introductions, bluster and huff Views: 1,359 Posted By Wise Child But you're taking the bastards with you, right? ... But you're taking the bastards with you, right? Welcome!

Forum: General 06-05-2006, 09:49 AM

Replies: 234 Poll: What IS your Favorite Thing To drink Views: 31,509 Posted By Wise Child What's Coke Blak, Wolfie? Never heard of that... What's Coke Blak, Wolfie? Never heard of that one...

Forum: General 06-05-2006, 09:09 AM

Replies: 234 Poll: What IS your Favorite Thing To drink Views: 31,509 Posted By Wise Child Diet Coke, now and again. Usually only if I'm in... Diet Coke, now and again. Usually only if I'm in a bar and not drinking for some reason - which doesn't happen often, as it kind of defeats the whole excercise. I think my favourite non-alcoholic...

Forum: General 06-05-2006, 08:59 AM

Replies: 421 Pet Pictures Views: 49,708 Posted By Wise Child Aww, she's gorgeous! If you're gonner 'ave... Aww, she's gorgeous! If you're gonner 'ave one, 'ave a big 'un, as my ol' nan always says. (She usually says it when cutting cakes or similar, but it's applicable to so many things ;) )

Forum: Introductions 06-05-2006, 08:55 AM

Replies: 14 Hi Im Bawb Views: 2,226 Posted By Wise Child But, alas, 'tis needed on the Bone Chilling... But, alas, 'tis needed on the Bone Chilling Literary Culture of GNet. Have fun here.

Forum: Spooky News 06-05-2006, 08:11 AM

Replies: 209 Vampirefreaks murder case... Views: 60,069 Posted By Wise Child Why "should" we try to convince you? I think... Why "should" we try to convince you? I think you're overestimating the extent to which people here "should" care what you think. Frankly, I think you're from vampirefreaks.com. Maybe it's the...

Forum: Spooky News 06-05-2006, 08:01 AM

Replies: 209 Vampirefreaks murder case... Views: 60,069 Posted By Wise Child Hmm. Personally I think it's a little like... Hmm. Personally I think it's a little like saying, "hey, it's not our fault someone got beaten to death in our club - we had bouncers on the door!" Sure, but did you have a couple inside, trotting...

Forum: Spooky News 06-05-2006, 07:51 AM

Replies: 209 Vampirefreaks murder case... Views: 60,069 Posted By Wise Child But did horrorgirl not also make a good point... But did horrorgirl not also make a good point about the fact that such incidents could be greatly reduced with the implementation of a decent moderating system? And did Ryle not dodge that by failing...

Forum: Spooky News 06-05-2006, 07:25 AM

Replies: 209 Vampirefreaks murder case... Views: 60,069 Posted By Wise Child I feel kind of sorry for kids nowadays - because... I feel kind of sorry for kids nowadays - because of the media, the actions of a few psychotic little shits are known by the whole country, and the rest of them are kept under a tight rein over things...

Forum: Spooky News 06-05-2006, 07:14 AM

Replies: 6 Sex Slave Auctions in UK airports??? Views: 4,061 Posted By Wise Child What's an opoinon? Sounds like a variety of... What's an opoinon? Sounds like a variety of dolphin, for some strange reason.

Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 06-05-2006, 06:42 AM

Replies: 4,748 What movie did you last watch? Views: 1,121,639 Posted By Wise Child How come? Does she actually get on it? On a... How come? Does she actually get on it? On a related topic, I last saw The Woodsman. It was interesting, but I disliked the ambiguous ending. I only very, very rarely like ambiguous endings -...

Forum: General 06-05-2006, 06:36 AM

Replies: 660 Video Post Views: 153,330 Posted By Wise Child Falken, you're obviously a thundering loony.... Falken, you're obviously a thundering loony. This, coupled with your appreciation for strawberry and banana yoghurts, suggests to me that we're gonna get along just fine. ;)

Forum: Introductions 06-05-2006, 06:09 AM

Replies: 17 Introduction. Views: 2,280 Posted By Wise Child Well, thanks for observing the rules and making... Well, thanks for observing the rules and making your point through the proper channels. Welcome.

Forum: General 06-05-2006, 06:02 AM

Replies: 660 Video Post Views: 153,330 Posted By Wise Child Not really. I just couldn't make it work. I had a... Not really. I just couldn't make it work. I had a friend email me some pictures, and couldn't for the life of me manage to upload them. I don't know if the format was incompatible, or I was just...

Forum: General 06-05-2006, 04:56 AM

Replies: 660 Video Post Views: 153,330 Posted By Wise Child Falken, I couldn't watch it. It just came up as... Falken, I couldn't watch it. It just came up as "this is a private video". Am I just being dumb?... I can never be sure when it comes to the internet. You wouldn't believe the comedy routine that...

Forum: Introductions 06-05-2006, 04:07 AM

Replies: 14 Please allow me to introduce myself.... Views: 3,572 Posted By Wise Child Wow, you're the first person in here who's... Wow, you're the first person in here who's mentioned My Own Private Idaho (including me, as I forgot about it when doing my own intro). Fucking brilliant film. Sooo, kiddie classics - how do you...

Forum: Spooky News 06-05-2006, 03:53 AM

Replies: 209 Vampirefreaks murder case... Views: 60,069 Posted By Wise Child Oh, shut up. If you're not here to contribute... Oh, shut up. If you're not here to contribute then just fucking go already. You've made your point (though why you feel the need to continue to make it and make it eludes me - as stated, most...

Forum: Spooky News 06-04-2006, 05:45 PM

Replies: 209 Vampirefreaks murder case... Views: 60,069 Posted By Wise Child Well, if you plan on staying, I'd recommend... Well, if you plan on staying, I'd recommend reading "For the Newbies" (it's located at the top of every forum as a sticky) and posting an introduction in the Introductions forum. As I said, we get...

Forum: Spooky News 06-04-2006, 04:11 PM

Replies: 209 Vampirefreaks murder case... Views: 60,069 Posted By Wise Child I don't actually disagree that the points were... I don't actually disagree that the points were valid (about the site not being responsible for the actions of the parties involved). But if you come into a forum like this, which is an online...

Forum: Spooky News 06-04-2006, 01:04 PM

Replies: 209 Vampirefreaks murder case... Views: 60,069 Posted By Wise Child They have half a brain between them? 'Cause I... They have half a brain between them? 'Cause I can't honestly say I saw any evidence of that much neuron activity. And "idiots shouldn't breed" comments from someone who spells it "truely"? *resists...

Forum: Spooky News 06-04-2006, 12:14 PM

Replies: 209 Vampirefreaks murder case... Views: 60,069 Posted By Wise Child You're just saying that because you don't want to... You're just saying that because you don't want to be peed on. Wuss.

Forum: General 06-04-2006, 11:25 AM

Replies: 63 To those who left. Views: 14,379 Posted By Wise Child Also, Pathogen and Blushing Heliophobe have left. Also, Pathogen and Blushing Heliophobe have left.

Forum: General 06-04-2006, 10:36 AM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,908,550 Posted By Wise Child Can I borrow your head? Just for, y'know,... Can I borrow your head? Just for, y'know, occasions and suchlike. I promise I'll look after it, and return it in good condition :D

Forum: Spooky News 06-04-2006, 10:27 AM

Replies: 209 Vampirefreaks murder case... Views: 60,069 Posted By Wise Child Easy on the S's, kid. Other than that, I'm... Easy on the S's, kid. Other than that, I'm glad you came. I'm learning all sorts of things about VF. For instance, the range of grammatical incompetency really is wide - some hate apostrophes,...

Forum: Introductions 06-01-2006, 02:53 AM

Replies: 18 Anna Maria Views: 2,204 Posted By Wise Child *laughs uncontrollably at the irony* Ah, n00bs...... *laughs uncontrollably at the irony* Ah, n00bs... *wipes eyes*

Forum: Literature 06-01-2006, 01:28 AM

Replies: 114 Books to Recommend Views: 23,551 Posted By Wise Child I read a book of his a while back called Crash. I... I read a book of his a while back called Crash. I found it a little hard to get into - as a piece of literature, I found it quite accomplished (and very brave, conceptually - the narrator is a guy...

Forum: Literature 06-01-2006, 01:23 AM

Replies: 27 Literature for the Tub Views: 8,394 Posted By Wise Child Meg and Mog on the Moon. Best kiddie books ever -... Meg and Mog on the Moon. Best kiddie books ever - used to love 'em.

Forum: Literature 05-28-2006, 02:22 AM

Replies: 114 Books to Recommend Views: 23,551 Posted By Wise Child I read that when it first came out. It's... I read that when it first came out. It's certainly something different and interesting. I actually bought it at the same time as another one, TheTaxi Driver's Daughter. It's set in the gritty...

Forum: General 05-28-2006, 02:09 AM

Replies: 44 HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the EVA SEXY JILLIAN! Views: 8,522 Posted By Wise Child Oops, didn't see this before. Happy belated,... Oops, didn't see this before. Happy belated, Jillian - hope you had a great day. Sorry I missed it! (Not that I could have done much more than offer congratulations, you being all they way in El...

Forum: Introductions 05-27-2006, 07:09 AM

Replies: 16 ok Views: 2,067 Posted By Wise Child Heehee... you said KY... Yeah, yeah, I know,... Heehee... you said KY... Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm immature and blah blah. Ah, KY... *snickers*

Forum: Introductions 05-25-2006, 11:05 AM

Replies: 7 Hello there. Views: 1,714 Posted By Wise Child *looks around hungrily* Bacon? Where? ... *looks around hungrily* Bacon? Where? Welcome my love. *waves*

Forum: General 05-25-2006, 11:03 AM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,908,550 Posted By Wise Child Dorky, whatever. You make it look good. As a... Dorky, whatever. You make it look good. As a natural redhead, the words "too", "much" and "make-up" don't go together in my vocabulary. My eyebrows and eyelashes look sadly pale without it.

Forum: Spooky News 05-25-2006, 11:00 AM

Replies: 14 Give It To Me Baby! Views: 4,510 Posted By Wise Child What? You mean there's something weird about... What? You mean there's something weird about bonding with your friends by shoving stationary objects into their orifices? Your words reek of judgement. ;)

Forum: Spooky News 05-25-2006, 10:40 AM

Replies: 14 Give It To Me Baby! Views: 4,510 Posted By Wise Child Still, though, I can't imagine it would have not... Still, though, I can't imagine it would have not only gone to court, but had the prosecution pushing to have them tried as adults, if the kid had said, "hey, no problem, that's just how we mess...

Forum: Music 05-25-2006, 10:28 AM

Replies: 178 What's a good song for when your pissed off? Views: 37,946 Posted By Wise Child Pussy. :D Pussy. :D

Forum: Spooky News 05-25-2006, 10:24 AM

Replies: 14 Give It To Me Baby! Views: 4,510 Posted By Wise Child I honestly don't know whether to laugh or be... I honestly don't know whether to laugh or be utterly disgusted. It's pretty fucking funny... till you imagine being the kid. High school's hard enough, without everyone you have to face having seen...

Forum: Whining 05-25-2006, 10:14 AM

Replies: 139 Abortions: Pro or Against? Views: 15,945 Posted By Wise Child It's not ideal, I agree, but as you say there are... It's not ideal, I agree, but as you say there are worse things. Like being abused, or dumped, or seriously neglected. Freudian psychology has a lot to answer for, I think, in convincing people that...

Forum: Politics 05-25-2006, 09:37 AM

Replies: 90 Smoking Views: 16,295 Posted By Wise Child I'm fairly sure that, at some point, interracial... I'm fairly sure that, at some point, interracial relations - sexual or marital - WERE illegal in America, though possibly only in the South. I'd wager my firstborn on it, in fact.

Forum: Whining 05-25-2006, 03:10 AM

Replies: 139 Abortions: Pro or Against? Views: 15,945 Posted By Wise Child I agree with this. There's too much angst... I agree with this. There's too much angst attached to things like this nowadays, in my opinion. I think Western society puts way too much pressure on parents to be perfect.

Forum: Politics 05-23-2006, 12:41 PM

Replies: 90 Smoking Views: 16,295 Posted By Wise Child Ah well. We'll set you up with a little... Ah well. We'll set you up with a little non-smoker's section. You've earned it.

Forum: Politics 05-23-2006, 12:13 PM

Replies: 90 Smoking Views: 16,295 Posted By Wise Child Heehee - I love it! Vulgarity suits you, Purple.... Heehee - I love it! Vulgarity suits you, Purple. Come over to the dark side. :D You can smoke over here.

Forum: Politics 05-23-2006, 11:20 AM

Replies: 90 Smoking Views: 16,295 Posted By Wise Child I'd tell him that doing so could prove extremely... I'd tell him that doing so could prove extremely hazardous to his health. Then next time you get stressed and want a cigarette, deck the patronising cunt to demonstrate what you mean.

Forum: Literature 05-23-2006, 07:54 AM

Replies: 37 the Best of Gothic Literature Views: 19,271 Posted By Wise Child If you're into Southern Gothic, Sobeh, I'd... If you're into Southern Gothic, Sobeh, I'd recommend checking out The Little Friend by Donna Tartt - if you haven't already, that is. It starts with a little red-headed boy hanging from a tree, when...

Forum: General 05-20-2006, 04:34 AM

Replies: 23 Beauty- how do you define it? Views: 2,856 Posted By Wise Child My cat. Yes, really. He has a pointy... My cat. Yes, really. He has a pointy little face, skinny, bandy legs, and a huge stomach (he's roughly the size of a small tiger). On paper it sounds funny, and I've been told twice that he's...

Forum: Literature 05-18-2006, 03:20 PM

Replies: 70 Least Favorite Books? Views: 10,498 Posted By Wise Child *stabs Maggot* You have no soul. :) Only... *stabs Maggot* You have no soul. :) Only kidding, hun. Still, I have to disagree - I looove that book. Ah, well, each to their own. Better than everyone being the same, like so many cans of soup....

Forum: Introductions 05-17-2006, 05:34 AM

Replies: 24 Hello There, Views: 2,576 Posted By Wise Child Unless they're, like, really, really fit. :) ... Unless they're, like, really, really fit. :) Welcome, Wieselkind. Love the death.

Forum: Whining 05-17-2006, 01:40 AM

Replies: 8,089 Poll: Rant Thread Views: 834,868 Posted By Wise Child Rant: I'm so fucking tired. Between work, my... Rant: I'm so fucking tired. Between work, my dissertation, friends, the boyfriend, my usual insomnia and a few other odd bits like tax to sort out and stuff like that, I haven't had more than six...

Forum: General 05-17-2006, 01:29 AM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,908,550 Posted By Wise Child Hey, I live closest! By the time you guys manage... Hey, I live closest! By the time you guys manage to fly over I'll have him safely stashed under my bed. *evil cackle*

Forum: Music 05-16-2006, 01:52 AM

Replies: 9 Who do you hate? Views: 2,401 Posted By Wise Child Liv Tyler. I LOATHE her. I have no idea why - I... Liv Tyler. I LOATHE her. I have no idea why - I think she's fairly attractive, not an atrocious actress, and most of my friends simply can't understand it. I don't understand either. All I know is...

Forum: Introductions 05-15-2006, 03:56 PM

Replies: 7 Gads, I'm really bad at this... Views: 1,498 Posted By Wise Child Welcome, Chylde. Nice intro! Something tells me... Welcome, Chylde. Nice intro! Something tells me you'll fit right in here.

Forum: General 05-15-2006, 03:33 PM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child Yep, and made my night! *goes to bed happy... Yep, and made my night! *goes to bed happy looking forward to dreams*

Forum: General 05-15-2006, 11:54 AM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,908,550 Posted By Wise Child Nup - no arguments. 'Tis lovely. I wish I could... Nup - no arguments. 'Tis lovely. I wish I could get my hair to look all nice and natural and tousled, but if I leave it I just get a big ol' mess for me trouble, and if I attempt waves it just resets...

Forum: General 05-15-2006, 07:05 AM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,908,550 Posted By Wise Child Wishcat - nice to see you. Also, I hate you. *is... Wishcat - nice to see you. Also, I hate you. *is jealous of your hair* :) Xng and Jillian - gorgeous as always. Finally, Wizard - the picture on your profile reminded me of someone when you...

Forum: General 05-15-2006, 03:13 AM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child My room needs cleaning. I don't wanna. My room needs cleaning. I don't wanna.

Forum: General 05-15-2006, 03:06 AM

Replies: 142 Pet Peeves Views: 19,430 Posted By Wise Child Guys who say "thank you" after sex. Ick. Guys who say "thank you" after sex. Ick.

Forum: Whining 05-14-2006, 11:52 AM

Replies: 8,089 Poll: Rant Thread Views: 834,868 Posted By Wise Child I - sounds like you're well out of it, love.... I - sounds like you're well out of it, love. We've already established that he's, to quote Wolfie, a useless dogfuck - I know it must hurt to find out what you had wasn't enough to have the idiot...

Forum: Politics 05-13-2006, 02:35 AM

Replies: 52 You're right Views: 7,120 Posted By Wise Child I'm really starting to think troll. I'm really starting to think troll.

Forum: General 05-12-2006, 07:52 AM

Replies: 34 Best Goth Forum on the Net Views: 24,020 Posted By Wise Child Well, if your tracking skills are as low as your... Well, if your tracking skills are as low as your intelligence, I won't be shelling out on a bulletproof vest anytime soon. *yawns and clicks Ignore, thus sparing self from further ramblings by dick...

Forum: Literature 05-12-2006, 05:41 AM

Replies: 70 Least Favorite Books? Views: 10,498 Posted By Wise Child I liked The Catcher in the Rye. It's very tame... I liked The Catcher in the Rye. It's very tame nowadays in terms of its theme of teen rebellion, but I think it's really funny and there are some little gems in there joke-wise. American Psycho...

Forum: Introductions 05-12-2006, 03:11 AM

Replies: 12 Hi all, simon/igniseus here! Views: 1,777 Posted By Wise Child I hope you'll stay, Ignesius. We have a whining... I hope you'll stay, Ignesius. We have a whining section if you want to rant about your friends for being knob jockeys. And a baseball bat if you want something taken care of. ;) What? I didn't...

Forum: General 05-11-2006, 05:07 PM

Replies: 4,787 The "Or" Game Views: 503,075 Posted By Wise Child Oopsie. The cat. Cats rule. See above. Oopsie. The cat. Cats rule. See above.

Forum: General 05-11-2006, 05:06 PM

Replies: 4,787 The "Or" Game Views: 503,075 Posted By Wise Child Rhyme, baby! (Do I still get weed? *anxious*) ... Rhyme, baby! (Do I still get weed? *anxious*) A puppy with an injured paw or a cat with one eye?

Forum: General 05-11-2006, 05:01 PM

Replies: 4,787 The "Or" Game Views: 503,075 Posted By Wise Child Ice cream all the way. The Godfather or... Ice cream all the way. The Godfather or Goodfellas?

Forum: Literature 05-11-2006, 04:59 PM

Replies: 70 Least Favorite Books? Views: 10,498 Posted By Wise Child See, I'm cursed with the need to persevere. I'm... See, I'm cursed with the need to persevere. I'm afraid it'll suddenly get good in, like, a page, and I'll have missed it. I blame Phillip Pullman - I came pretty close to putting down Northern Lights...

Forum: Politics 05-11-2006, 04:53 PM

Replies: 7 6 reasones (facts) why bush sucks Views: 3,501 Posted By Wise Child What's a reasone? Sounds like a dessert. ... What's a reasone? Sounds like a dessert. Mmm... dessert... Damn, I could go some jam roly poly. That would be cool. *wanders off*

Forum: Literature 05-11-2006, 04:40 PM

Replies: 70 Least Favorite Books? Views: 10,498 Posted By Wise Child I was horribly disappointed with Atonement, by... I was horribly disappointed with Atonement, by Ian Mc Ewan. I heard it was being hailed as one of the great novels of our century. I mean, it was all right... in places. A lot of it dragged, and as a...

Forum: Spooky News 05-11-2006, 08:01 AM

Replies: 209 Vampirefreaks murder case... Views: 60,069 Posted By Wise Child Oh, for fuck's sake. Oh, for fuck's sake.

Forum: General 05-11-2006, 06:14 AM

Replies: 3,551 The "^" , "<" and "v" Game Views: 379,274 Posted By Wise Child < welcomes ^ here and scratches ^'s back. ... < welcomes ^ here and scratches ^'s back. Then slaps ^'s ass. Then does same to V so V won't feel left out.

Forum: Introductions 05-11-2006, 06:01 AM

Replies: 7 Salutations to all Views: 1,953 Posted By Wise Child Welcome, shattered_likeness. We also love to chat... Welcome, shattered_likeness. We also love to chat - I think you'll fit in like a glove here. Welcome!

Forum: General 05-11-2006, 05:52 AM

Replies: 244 Slitting Wrist... Views: 48,850 Posted By Wise Child Okies. Form an orderly queue, collect your... Okies. Form an orderly queue, collect your salamis, then take turns hitting the troll and mother. No pushing now - everyone wait your turn. You'll all get a go.

Forum: General 05-11-2006, 02:58 AM

Replies: 244 Slitting Wrist... Views: 48,850 Posted By Wise Child Wicked. I'll just hold the Ipod while it plays... Wicked. I'll just hold the Ipod while it plays hideous music like Daphne & Celeste. Just to make sure. *passes Demonista ear plugs* For you, my love...

Forum: General 05-11-2006, 02:38 AM

Replies: 244 Slitting Wrist... Views: 48,850 Posted By Wise Child *takes away salami* Not to interfere, Demonista,... *takes away salami* Not to interfere, Demonista, but I think you're giving her too many aids. You do know that if her mother survives, there's a very good chance she'll reproduce? Again? You want TWO...

Forum: Whining 05-10-2006, 07:46 AM

Replies: 101 Are people getting smarter or am I dumb :( Views: 12,991 Posted By Wise Child I've never taken a proper IQ test - only internet... I've never taken a proper IQ test - only internet ones. Which I don't think are very reliable, given that I've had scores ranging from 80 to 160. I'd be pretty interested to know what it really is.

Forum: Music 05-10-2006, 02:33 AM

Replies: 166 Rap Music Views: 44,329 Posted By Wise Child I used to love hip hop when from the ages of... I used to love hip hop when from the ages of about thirteen to sixteen. 2pac, Dre, Drag-on, Sticky Fingaz, NWA, Jadakiss, DMX, Jay-Z - loved 'em all. I still request Next Episode at half the club...

Forum: General 05-10-2006, 02:19 AM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child When I was younger, I used to be chuffed if some... When I was younger, I used to be chuffed if some child or shop assistant called me, "that lady". Now that I'm a little older, it's started to work the other way - yesterday, I heard the manager in...

Forum: Introductions 05-10-2006, 01:53 AM

Replies: 54 Greetings all... Views: 6,238 Posted By Wise Child See - that would be shitting on it. *sigh* ... See - that would be shitting on it. *sigh* You've pretty much admitted you're wrong, yet you continue to defend yourself against other members when they rebutt (sp?) what you say. I'd recommend...

Forum: Introductions 05-09-2006, 05:03 PM

Replies: 54 Greetings all... Views: 6,238 Posted By Wise Child Actually, you didn't. You said "I generally... Actually, you didn't. You said "I generally dislike getting along with the majority", implying that whatever the majority thinks, you'll generally dislike it. Whatever. I know it can be more...

Forum: Fashion 05-09-2006, 04:36 PM

Replies: 144 High Heels, Good or not? Views: 22,662 Posted By Wise Child Nah. He's an S & M-er - he likes it. :D Nah. He's an S & M-er - he likes it. :D

Forum: General 05-09-2006, 04:33 PM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child I'm so sorry, darkangel. I wish you luck and hope... I'm so sorry, darkangel. I wish you luck and hope for the difficult time ahead - and just remember, you won't always feel like this. One day in the not-too-distant future, you'll remember him and be...

Forum: General 05-09-2006, 09:06 AM

Replies: 25 Bird with a bum wing...HELP? Views: 3,825 Posted By Wise Child Um... the only one I heard is that apparently,... Um... the only one I heard is that apparently, you shouldn't feed bread to small birds as it swells up in their stomach and can kill them if they have too much. I have no idea if it's true or not,...

Forum: Whining 05-09-2006, 07:36 AM

Replies: 100 Diet Pills Views: 10,816 Posted By Wise Child Then why would you want to go to the trouble of... Then why would you want to go to the trouble of staying in constant make-up to get their attention? If you don't even think they're worth it anyway, I mean. You sure you got that low self-esteem...

Forum: Whining 05-09-2006, 07:29 AM

Replies: 100 Diet Pills Views: 10,816 Posted By Wise Child I'm 5''7 and weigh ten stone, which is around 140... I'm 5''7 and weigh ten stone, which is around 140 pounds, I think. Admittedly I have a 34 FF rack, which could account for a fair bit of that. But to suggest you're obese at that weight is just...

Forum: Introductions 05-08-2006, 01:41 AM

Replies: 13 Hello! Views: 1,976 Posted By Wise Child I read the "it must be dark, and goth", as... I read the "it must be dark, and goth", as tongue-in-cheek. I kinda like her. *puts Silky_Shimmer in pocket*

Forum: Whining 05-08-2006, 01:32 AM

Replies: 64 Poll: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? Views: 6,168 Posted By Wise Child You know, it's a sign of maturity when you can do... You know, it's a sign of maturity when you can do both. Having your own opinions and beliefs is fine. It doesn't necessarily follow, however, that you have to shit all over someone else's. If what...

Forum: Introductions 05-08-2006, 01:27 AM

Replies: 54 Greetings all... Views: 6,238 Posted By Wise Child Wow. How, like, non-conformist and edgy of you. Wow. How, like, non-conformist and edgy of you.

Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:58 PM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child I think the JC (not the walking-on-water kind)... I think the JC (not the walking-on-water kind) movie that cracked me up the most was Me, Myself & Irene. Just because I'd heard absolutely jack about it, assumed it would be shite since it starred...

Forum: General 05-07-2006, 01:27 PM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child Because Dumb'n'Dumber was funny, and you know it!... Because Dumb'n'Dumber was funny, and you know it! Gah... did I just say that?... Ignore me. It's the, um, blisters... Wow, look! A flying cat! *runs away*

Forum: Whining 05-07-2006, 01:15 PM

Replies: 100 Diet Pills Views: 10,816 Posted By Wise Child *teary-eyed* You... you poor, poor, deprived... *teary-eyed* You... you poor, poor, deprived child. *gives chocolate*

Forum: Whining 05-07-2006, 10:38 AM

Replies: 8,089 Poll: Rant Thread Views: 834,868 Posted By Wise Child I wore new-ish shoes to work, thinking they were... I wore new-ish shoes to work, thinking they were broken in. Now my feet are bleeding and skinless. And I want some yoghurt, but the shop's shut. Life sucks.

Forum: Introductions 05-07-2006, 10:01 AM

Replies: 22 Genre? Views: 2,263 Posted By Wise Child LIES!! All lies! You live in Figshire, missy. I'm... LIES!! All lies! You live in Figshire, missy. I'm onto you... :) [EDIT] Also, welcome Genre.

Forum: Whining 05-07-2006, 01:30 AM

Replies: 64 Poll: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? Views: 6,168 Posted By Wise Child Damn straight. I also think it makes you a nicer... Damn straight. I also think it makes you a nicer person when you know what it's like. I wouldn't give back a single second of it if I had a chance - I think so many of the good qualities I have...

Forum: Whining 05-06-2006, 08:19 AM

Replies: 64 Poll: Have you ever been in an abusive relationship? Views: 6,168 Posted By Wise Child Yeah... especially if they're all together, and... Yeah... especially if they're all together, and descend on you in a screaming heap baying for your blood. :) Hey, least you've moved on... I know plenty of twenty-year-olds who're still in the...

Forum: Introductions 05-06-2006, 07:23 AM

Replies: 54 Greetings all... Views: 6,238 Posted By Wise Child Hey, Kinflame. You seem pretty articulate for a... Hey, Kinflame. You seem pretty articulate for a thirteen-year-old, so welcome! Can you clear something up for me though? - what exactly IS a devilock? I've heard the term so many times on these...

Forum: Introductions 05-04-2006, 09:27 AM

Replies: 39 rrroooooaaarrrrrrwwwwww Views: 3,886 Posted By Wise Child Thats only a probblem if ur troll frends can read... Thats only a probblem if ur troll frends can read ur riting on ur site. Im not 2 wurried, u dont make much sence. I doubt they wil mannage 2 desipher it.

Forum: Literature 05-03-2006, 08:54 AM

Replies: 151 Who's writing what at the moment? Views: 21,428 Posted By Wise Child I only started writing poetry a couple of weeks... I only started writing poetry a couple of weeks after I joined here, actually. It suits me, as projects are shorter and easier to complete in under an hour, but novels are my first love really -...

Forum: General 05-03-2006, 03:57 AM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child Don't feel too bad. If they don't have enough... Don't feel too bad. If they don't have enough imagination to talk their way past the doorman, they don't deserve it. I mean, they're not exactly tough on ID in the UK - it isn't difficult to get in...

Forum: Politics 05-02-2006, 10:56 AM

Replies: 92 Bracing for impact Views: 11,790 Posted By Wise Child Red hair is overrated, often accompanied by white... Red hair is overrated, often accompanied by white skin and freckles. It's also accompanied by moderate bullying at school over here.

Forum: General 05-02-2006, 09:35 AM

Replies: 32 Travel thread Views: 3,090 Posted By Wise Child Northern England is the furthest I've ever... Northern England is the furthest I've ever ventured - I don't even have a passport. That's all set to change next year though. The plan is to take my first flight in a deathrap - I mean, plane... ...

Forum: Literature 05-02-2006, 04:48 AM

Replies: 151 Who's writing what at the moment? Views: 21,428 Posted By Wise Child Exactly the same. I'm pretty disciplined with... Exactly the same. I'm pretty disciplined with essays, because you have to be, but when it comes to stuff I do for fun I'm really lazy.

Forum: Introductions 05-01-2006, 11:52 AM

Replies: 7 Greetings, My Name is Dante Views: 1,476 Posted By Wise Child Welcome newblet. Have fun and read The Inferno,... Welcome newblet. Have fun and read The Inferno, if you can. Gives rise to those little "but what if it's all true?" terrors that strike at that irrational period around 3 a.m. :D

Forum: Literature 05-01-2006, 06:48 AM

Replies: 151 Who's writing what at the moment? Views: 21,428 Posted By Wise Child At the moment I'm trying to put together a series... At the moment I'm trying to put together a series of poems based around fairy tale figures (I'm addicted to fairy tales, particularly European ones), each one told from a different figure's point of...

Forum: Literature 04-30-2006, 02:45 PM

Replies: 25 How to Get Published Views: 5,239 Posted By Wise Child May I ask what the books are called, or will you... May I ask what the books are called, or will you have to kill me if you tell me? ;)

Forum: General 04-30-2006, 01:25 PM

Replies: 19,401 The Word Association Game Views: 1,751,235 Posted By Wise Child Eminem and Ken Kaniff... Eminem and Ken Kaniff...

Forum: General 04-30-2006, 01:25 PM

Replies: 24,061 .: Randomness :. Views: 2,620,077 Posted By Wise Child I want a smoke. Now. I also want a shower.... I want a smoke. Now. I also want a shower. Now. If I could smoke IN THE SHOWER... That would be the coolest. *sigh*

Forum: General 04-30-2006, 12:46 PM

Replies: 1,318 Art Thread Views: 195,307 Posted By Wise Child Nah, unfortunately I can't draw for shit. I... Nah, unfortunately I can't draw for shit. I thought I was okay, until I saw some of the artwork on this thread. Now, I think my unskilled scribblings would bore compared to the stuff I've seen here....

Forum: General 04-30-2006, 04:54 AM

Replies: 1,318 Art Thread Views: 195,307 Posted By Wise Child I think I agree with this. I think I agree with this.

Forum: Introductions 04-30-2006, 04:53 AM

Replies: 10 WizardElement5 Views: 1,472 Posted By Wise Child Welcome again, Wizard! I'm glad the voice... Welcome again, Wizard! I'm glad the voice wouldn't let you alone until you joined - you're an interesting conversationalist, and your artwork makes me want to stab you in a jealous rage. :D

Forum: Spooky News 04-30-2006, 04:47 AM

Replies: 4 400 dead Dolphines on one beach :( Views: 2,824 Posted By Wise Child Man, that's all kinds of weird. I wonder what... Man, that's all kinds of weird. I wonder what killed them. Probably something we did. *sigh*

Forum: Whining 04-30-2006, 04:43 AM

Replies: 92 Oh Noes!!... Not Gawf Enuff..... Views: 12,909 Posted By Wise Child I second that. Now me, I love nothing more than a... I second that. Now me, I love nothing more than a good sunset. If I'm in my room when it happens, I'll stop what I'm doing, sit on the windowsill and watch it. I've never told anyone that - not...

Forum: General 04-29-2006, 04:49 PM

Replies: 1,318 Art Thread Views: 195,307 Posted By Wise Child *Matt Lucas voice* But I want THAT one! *points*... *Matt Lucas voice* But I want THAT one! *points* :)

Forum: General 04-29-2006, 03:32 PM

Replies: 245 New Joke thread Views: 45,908 Posted By Wise Child I heard this one earlier and for some reason, it... I heard this one earlier and for some reason, it cracked me up. Q) What's the last thing a redneck says before it dies? A) "Hey y'all, watch this!"

Forum: General 04-29-2006, 12:28 PM

Replies: 22,630 Picture Post Views: 2,908,550 Posted By Wise Child Room for two in that collar? ;) Room for two in that collar? ;)

Forum: Introductions 04-29-2006, 09:10 AM

Replies: 14 Angel Fallen Into This Gothic World Views: 2,153 Posted By Wise Child Sure, I got it. I was just kidding with the "what... Sure, I got it. I was just kidding with the "what about goth mathematicians" bit... Ahem. Tough crowd. Anyhow, welcome and please get up. There's probably germs and all sortsa nasty shit down...

Forum: Whining 04-28-2006, 11:52 AM

Replies: 8,089 Poll: Rant Thread Views: 834,868 Posted By Wise Child You know what I think can sometimes be a factor?... You know what I think can sometimes be a factor? Parents censoring wha their kids read too much and only letting them have "kiddie" books, which can bore the shit out of them - especially if they're...

Forum: Whining 04-28-2006, 11:37 AM

Replies: 8,089 Poll: Rant Thread Views: 834,868 Posted By Wise Child It's dirty money! DIRTY I tell you! This... It's dirty money! DIRTY I tell you! This should in no way be interpreted as bitterness for the fact that I didn't think of exploiting them first... >_> <_< What? :D

Forum: Whining 04-28-2006, 11:28 AM

Replies: 8,089 Poll: Rant Thread Views: 834,868 Posted By Wise Child The world is so full of illiterate people. I... The world is so full of illiterate people. I remember last year a few of us got together to study for exams and shared notes, essays etc. I remember reading one in which the girl could barely string...

Forum: TV, Movies, & Games 04-28-2006, 10:47 AM

Replies: 210 Harry Potter Views: 44,104 Posted By Wise Child I agree, end. Love the books, but the movies are... I agree, end. Love the books, but the movies are dire.

Forum: General 04-28-2006, 10:20 AM

Replies: 4,787 The "Or" Game Views: 503,075 Posted By Wise Child Snakes. DEFINITELY snakes. *shudders at spiders* ... Snakes. DEFINITELY snakes. *shudders at spiders* Terminator or Terminator 2?

Forum: Introductions 04-28-2006, 06:39 AM

Replies: 14 Angel Fallen Into This Gothic World Views: 2,153 Posted By Wise Child What about goth mathematicians? :) What about goth mathematicians? :)

Forum: General 04-27-2006, 01:37 PM

Replies: 19,401 The Word Association Game Views: 1,751,235 Posted By Wise Child "Your call is currently being held in a... "Your call is currently being held in a queue."

Forum: Literature 04-27-2006, 01:35 PM

Replies: 3,273 What Are You Reading? Views: 1,300,118 Posted By Wise Child Catch-22. Funny as fuck. Catch-22. Funny as fuck.

Forum: General 04-27-2006, 01:32 PM

Replies: 3,551 The "^" , "<" and "v" Game Views: 379,274 Posted By Wise Child < is sad indeed that ^ must go. < hopes that V... < is sad indeed that ^ must go. < hopes that V will fill the void. Otherwise < will get cranky...

Forum: General 04-27-2006, 01:31 PM

Replies: 3,202 the Corrupted Wishes game Views: 378,748 Posted By Wise Child Granted. It's spiked with acid. (Sorry... I... Granted. It's spiked with acid. (Sorry... I didn't do it!) I wish I could draw like the Art Thread haunts.

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