
This week’s Face Off challenged the contestants to design superheroes based on a sweet car. It’s a brilliant concept that lead to some of the worst work of the season so far because apparently none of them has ever read a comic book. At the rented porn house, Alana agreed with me that Nicole should […]
September 18th, 2012 | Filed under Dark TV,Headline | Read More »

This week’s Face Off gave us a delightful blend of fantasy and horror with “Alice in Zombieland.” Smelly cat, redneck rabbit and Tom Petty made appearances, along with Laila Ali and Paul W.S. Anderson. Then the judges ruined the whole thing by blowing the call at the end. Are these the replacement judges? The foundation […]
September 11th, 2012 | Filed under Dark TV,Headline | Read More »

As the contestants scrambled to create Chinese dragon designs that will stand up to an acrobatic dance routine, Alana discovered that the seventh cut is the deepest and we got the most ironic Face Off ending ever. I only said that last part so you can drive yourself crazy trying to prove that I used […]
September 4th, 2012 | Filed under Dark TV,Headline | Read More »

On this week’s Face Off, the contestants fought through the pain for a shot at Mckenzie Westmore’s booty, Alana got crabs, and Nicole’s model suffered from a limp mast. This was either the filthiest Face Off ever, or it was pirate themed. Avast. Before we dive in (hell yeah, puns) to this nautical episode, one […]
August 28th, 2012 | Filed under Dark TV,Headline | Read More »

On the season 3 premiere of Face Off, we learned which contestant is the biggest d-bag real quick. The reason for Patrick Tatopoulos leaving the show was revealed, Sean Astin might have been there for a second, and of course we got to see some talented people do amazing things. Seems on par. The season […]
August 21st, 2012 | Filed under Dark TV,Headline | Read More »

The third season of SyFy’s make-up/monster design reality show Face Off debuts on Tuesday, August 21. How does Face Off work? Who won last season? Who’s in this season? Who are the judges? We have all the answers — plus an exclusive interview with season 2 winner Rayce Bird. In Face Off, a group of […]
August 14th, 2012 | Filed under Dark TV,Headline | Read More »